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Every year these kids come back with a new annoying quirk… “coin boys” are apparently the new thing

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TIFU by maybe accidentally inviting my plumber over for Thanksgiving

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TIFU by thinking the phrase was “Lame Ann’s Terms”

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TIFU by telling a Slavic tourist “we don’t allow your kind in here”

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I am Jerrick Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaadams, the man who legally added a lot of A's to my name at age 18 so I would appear first on any alphabetized list. Ask me anything!

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Did I correctly tell my building’s super to turn the bidet water heat up to 95?

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Does anyone have diving equipment to borrow or any information about the June 9th I-10 bridge crash?

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I got so hungry at work I ate every single person’s lunch, and everyone blamed the janitor

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My uncle offered me a bet. If I win he will pay off my student loans. Should I take it?

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Every year these kids come back with a new annoying quirk… “coin boys” are apparently the new thing

TIFU by maybe accidentally inviting my plumber over for Thanksgiving

TIFU by thinking the phrase was “Lame Ann’s Terms”

TIFU by telling a Slavic tourist “we don’t allow your kind in here”

I am Jerrick Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaadams, the man who legally added a lot of A's to my name at age 18 so I would appear first on any alphabetized list. Ask me anything!

Did I correctly tell my building’s super to turn the bidet water heat up to 95?

Does anyone have diving equipment to borrow or any information about the June 9th I-10 bridge crash?

I got so hungry at work I ate every single person’s lunch, and everyone blamed the janitor

My uncle offered me a bet. If I win he will pay off my student loans. Should I take it?

Wife threatened to leave five star reviews saying our waitress allowed underage drinkers. AITA for pledging to never take her out again?

I am a super intelligent spider (seriously!). Ask me anything.

Where can I get a cheap baby seat for a car?

[WP] Your daughter seems to be socially flourishing in her Girl Scout troop until she comes back from the annual retreat with an extra arm and a suitcase of $500,000 dollars.

TIFU by telling a Slavic tourist “we don’t allow your kind in here”

Buttons I’ve thrifted (st*le) from goodwills thus far in 2023

TIFU by thinking I was hitting it off with a girl, but really she thought I was her interviewer

Does this count??

[r/SubstituteTeachers] School making me make all the food for lunch today

School making me make all the food for lunch today

Best imitation meat I’ve had in my thirty years of strict vegetarianism

I am a super intelligent spider (seriously!). Ask me anything.

Where can I get a cheap baby seat for a car?

[WP] Your daughter seems to be socially flourishing in her Girl Scout troop until she comes back from the annual retreat with an extra arm and a suitcase of $500,000 dollars.

TIFU by telling a Slavic tourist “we don’t allow your kind in here”

Buttons I’ve thrifted (st*le) from goodwills thus far in 2023

TIFU by thinking I was hitting it off with a girl, but really she thought I was her interviewer

Does this count??

[r/SubstituteTeachers] School making me make all the food for lunch today

School making me make all the food for lunch today

Best imitation meat I’ve had in my thirty years of strict vegetarianism

I am a super intelligent spider (seriously!). Ask me anything.

Where can I get a cheap baby seat for a car?

[WP] Your daughter seems to be socially flourishing in her Girl Scout troop until she comes back from the annual retreat with an extra arm and a suitcase of $500,000 dollars.

TIFU by telling a Slavic tourist “we don’t allow your kind in here”

Buttons I’ve thrifted (st*le) from goodwills thus far in 2023

TIFU by thinking I was hitting it off with a girl, but really she thought I was her interviewer

Does this count??

[r/SubstituteTeachers] School making me make all the food for lunch today

School making me make all the food for lunch today

Best imitation meat I’ve had in my thirty years of strict vegetarianism

LuciusDickusMaximus Archive

Every year these kids come back with a new annoying quirk… “coin boys” are apparently the new thing

TIFU by maybe accidentally inviting my plumber over for Thanksgiving

TIFU by thinking the phrase was “Lame Ann’s Terms”

TIFU by telling a Slavic tourist “we don’t allow your kind in here”

I am Jerrick Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaadams, the man who legally added a lot of A's to my name at age 18 so I would appear first on any alphabetized list. Ask me anything!

Did I correctly tell my building’s super to turn the bidet water heat up to 95?

Does anyone have diving equipment to borrow or any information about the June 9th I-10 bridge crash?

I got so hungry at work I ate every single person’s lunch, and everyone blamed the janitor

My uncle offered me a bet. If I win he will pay off my student loans. Should I take it?

Wife threatened to leave five star reviews saying our waitress allowed underage drinkers. AITA for pledging to never take her out again?

I am a super intelligent spider (seriously!). Ask me anything.

Where can I get a cheap baby seat for a car?

[WP] Your daughter seems to be socially flourishing in her Girl Scout troop until she comes back from the annual retreat with an extra arm and a suitcase of $500,000 dollars.

TIFU by telling a Slavic tourist “we don’t allow your kind in here”

Buttons I’ve thrifted (st*le) from goodwills thus far in 2023

TIFU by thinking I was hitting it off with a girl, but really she thought I was her interviewer

Does this count??

[r/SubstituteTeachers] School making me make all the food for lunch today

School making me make all the food for lunch today

Best imitation meat I’ve had in my thirty years of strict vegetarianism

I am a super intelligent spider (seriously!). Ask me anything.

Where can I get a cheap baby seat for a car?

[WP] Your daughter seems to be socially flourishing in her Girl Scout troop until she comes back from the annual retreat with an extra arm and a suitcase of $500,000 dollars.

TIFU by telling a Slavic tourist “we don’t allow your kind in here”

Buttons I’ve thrifted (st*le) from goodwills thus far in 2023

TIFU by thinking I was hitting it off with a girl, but really she thought I was her interviewer

Does this count??

[r/SubstituteTeachers] School making me make all the food for lunch today

School making me make all the food for lunch today

Best imitation meat I’ve had in my thirty years of strict vegetarianism

I am a super intelligent spider (seriously!). Ask me anything.

Where can I get a cheap baby seat for a car?

[WP] Your daughter seems to be socially flourishing in her Girl Scout troop until she comes back from the annual retreat with an extra arm and a suitcase of $500,000 dollars.

TIFU by telling a Slavic tourist “we don’t allow your kind in here”

Buttons I’ve thrifted (st*le) from goodwills thus far in 2023

TIFU by thinking I was hitting it off with a girl, but really she thought I was her interviewer

Does this count??

[r/SubstituteTeachers] School making me make all the food for lunch today

School making me make all the food for lunch today

Best imitation meat I’ve had in my thirty years of strict vegetarianism