LuciusDickusMaximus Archive
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/r/Teachers
Every year these kids come back with a new annoying quirk… “coin boys” are apparently the new thing
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/r/tifu
TIFU by maybe accidentally inviting my plumber over for Thanksgiving
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/r/tifu
TIFU by thinking the phrase was “Lame Ann’s Terms”
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/r/tifu
TIFU by telling a Slavic tourist “we don’t allow your kind in here”
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/r/casualiama
I am Jerrick Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaadams, the man who legally added a lot of A's to my name at age 18 so I would appear first on any alphabetized list. Ask me anything!
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/r/Spanish
Did I correctly tell my building’s super to turn the bidet water heat up to 95?
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/r/MobileAL
Does anyone have diving equipment to borrow or any information about the June 9th I-10 bridge crash?
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/r/TrueOffMyChest
I got so hungry at work I ate every single person’s lunch, and everyone blamed the janitor
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/r/TrueOffMyChest
My uncle offered me a bet. If I win he will pay off my student loans. Should I take it?
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/r/AITAH
Wife threatened to leave five star reviews saying our waitress allowed underage drinkers. AITA for pledging to never take her out again?
/r/PickUpArtist
The meta-subway theorem
/r/AmIOverreacting
AIO: Friend asks for gas money when he drives an EV, mocks my epilepsy
/r/LegalAdviceNZ
Accidentally slapped my superior in the arse with this toy and need to know how to legally proceed.
/r/weddingshaming
My speech got cut because I jokingly called out the groom for not cleaning the bathtub from his pubic hair
/r/Scams
[US] I’ve had a Spotify family plan squatter for 3 years
/r/theoffice
So is he blind or not?
/r/NoStupidQuestions
How do I give myself a deeper “fate line”?
/r/Resume
Based on my experience, what can I do besides being an astronaut
/r/Hungergames
New to Hunger Games, couldn’t the tributes have just said “no”?
/r/Parenting
What is an appropriate punishment for a kid who’s stupidity almost killed a whole family?
/r/PickUpArtist
The meta-subway theorem
/r/AmIOverreacting
AIO: Friend asks for gas money when he drives an EV, mocks my epilepsy
/r/LegalAdviceNZ
Accidentally slapped my superior in the arse with this toy and need to know how to legally proceed.
/r/weddingshaming
My speech got cut because I jokingly called out the groom for not cleaning the bathtub from his pubic hair
/r/Scams
[US] I’ve had a Spotify family plan squatter for 3 years
/r/theoffice
So is he blind or not?
/r/NoStupidQuestions
How do I give myself a deeper “fate line”?
/r/Resume
Based on my experience, what can I do besides being an astronaut
/r/Hungergames
New to Hunger Games, couldn’t the tributes have just said “no”?
/r/Parenting