LuciusDickusMaximus Archive
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/r/Teachers
Every year these kids come back with a new annoying quirk… “coin boys” are apparently the new thing
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/r/tifu
TIFU by maybe accidentally inviting my plumber over for Thanksgiving
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/r/tifu
TIFU by thinking the phrase was “Lame Ann’s Terms”
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/r/tifu
TIFU by telling a Slavic tourist “we don’t allow your kind in here”
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/r/casualiama
I am Jerrick Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaadams, the man who legally added a lot of A's to my name at age 18 so I would appear first on any alphabetized list. Ask me anything!
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/r/Spanish
Did I correctly tell my building’s super to turn the bidet water heat up to 95?
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/r/MobileAL
Does anyone have diving equipment to borrow or any information about the June 9th I-10 bridge crash?
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/r/TrueOffMyChest
I got so hungry at work I ate every single person’s lunch, and everyone blamed the janitor
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/r/TrueOffMyChest
My uncle offered me a bet. If I win he will pay off my student loans. Should I take it?
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/r/AITAH
Wife threatened to leave five star reviews saying our waitress allowed underage drinkers. AITA for pledging to never take her out again?
/r/clevercomebacks
Does this count??
/r/u_LuciusDickusMaximus
[r/SubstituteTeachers] School making me make all the food for lunch today
/r/SubstituteTeachers
School making me make all the food for lunch today
/r/traderjoes
Best imitation meat I’ve had in my thirty years of strict vegetarianism
/r/antiwork
How to be anti work as a doctor?
/r/facepalm
Trying to make plans with my two manchild uncles to see my cousin’s (their nieces’) dance recital… so many facepalm moments here
/r/lawschooladmissions
Got fired from my job, will Yale find out?
/r/traderjoes
A guy who cheated on me in college is now on the TJ creative product development team, and is apparently responsible for the salmon jerky. Can we all tell our local store workers we hate them so word gets back to corporate and he gets fired?
/r/ask
Redditors who have been circumcised and then later uncircumcised, which was more pleasurable in b*d?
/r/mildlyinfuriating
My uncle
/r/clevercomebacks
Does this count??
/r/u_LuciusDickusMaximus
[r/SubstituteTeachers] School making me make all the food for lunch today
/r/SubstituteTeachers
School making me make all the food for lunch today
/r/traderjoes
Best imitation meat I’ve had in my thirty years of strict vegetarianism
/r/antiwork
How to be anti work as a doctor?
/r/facepalm
Trying to make plans with my two manchild uncles to see my cousin’s (their nieces’) dance recital… so many facepalm moments here
/r/lawschooladmissions
Got fired from my job, will Yale find out?
/r/traderjoes
A guy who cheated on me in college is now on the TJ creative product development team, and is apparently responsible for the salmon jerky. Can we all tell our local store workers we hate them so word gets back to corporate and he gets fired?
/r/ask
Redditors who have been circumcised and then later uncircumcised, which was more pleasurable in b*d?
/r/mildlyinfuriating