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Every year these kids come back with a new annoying quirk… “coin boys” are apparently the new thing

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TIFU by maybe accidentally inviting my plumber over for Thanksgiving

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TIFU by thinking the phrase was “Lame Ann’s Terms”

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TIFU by telling a Slavic tourist “we don’t allow your kind in here”

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I am Jerrick Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaadams, the man who legally added a lot of A's to my name at age 18 so I would appear first on any alphabetized list. Ask me anything!

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Did I correctly tell my building’s super to turn the bidet water heat up to 95?

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Does anyone have diving equipment to borrow or any information about the June 9th I-10 bridge crash?

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I got so hungry at work I ate every single person’s lunch, and everyone blamed the janitor

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My uncle offered me a bet. If I win he will pay off my student loans. Should I take it?

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Every year these kids come back with a new annoying quirk… “coin boys” are apparently the new thing

TIFU by maybe accidentally inviting my plumber over for Thanksgiving

TIFU by thinking the phrase was “Lame Ann’s Terms”

TIFU by telling a Slavic tourist “we don’t allow your kind in here”

I am Jerrick Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaadams, the man who legally added a lot of A's to my name at age 18 so I would appear first on any alphabetized list. Ask me anything!

Did I correctly tell my building’s super to turn the bidet water heat up to 95?

Does anyone have diving equipment to borrow or any information about the June 9th I-10 bridge crash?

I got so hungry at work I ate every single person’s lunch, and everyone blamed the janitor

My uncle offered me a bet. If I win he will pay off my student loans. Should I take it?

Wife threatened to leave five star reviews saying our waitress allowed underage drinkers. AITA for pledging to never take her out again?

[Landlord, US-IL] Tennant is holding "mass" in their apartment but I'm pretty sure they are participating in organized crime

Was practicing my tagging while babysitting my little cousin. The little tyke loved one of them and demanded I take a picture of him next to it... so cute

Is this even a question anymore?

Meesa Bar Bar Jinks

Prequelmemes has become such shit

You made Padme turn against me! You did that by yourself.

Why is it considered impolite to snap at a waiter, but a waiter who spills wine on your crotch "just had a long day"?

Before we invented alcohol, there probably was a lot less drunk texting

I was the first trombonist in the history of Serbia to play a high G#. Ama!

Food probably gets stuck in our teeth because our ancestors were less likely to be provoked by predators if they had a display of an animal they just killed in their mouth.

[Landlord, US-IL] Tennant is holding "mass" in their apartment but I'm pretty sure they are participating in organized crime

Was practicing my tagging while babysitting my little cousin. The little tyke loved one of them and demanded I take a picture of him next to it... so cute

Is this even a question anymore?

Meesa Bar Bar Jinks

Prequelmemes has become such shit

You made Padme turn against me! You did that by yourself.

Why is it considered impolite to snap at a waiter, but a waiter who spills wine on your crotch "just had a long day"?

Before we invented alcohol, there probably was a lot less drunk texting

I was the first trombonist in the history of Serbia to play a high G#. Ama!

Food probably gets stuck in our teeth because our ancestors were less likely to be provoked by predators if they had a display of an animal they just killed in their mouth.

[Landlord, US-IL] Tennant is holding "mass" in their apartment but I'm pretty sure they are participating in organized crime

Was practicing my tagging while babysitting my little cousin. The little tyke loved one of them and demanded I take a picture of him next to it... so cute

Is this even a question anymore?

Meesa Bar Bar Jinks

Prequelmemes has become such shit

You made Padme turn against me! You did that by yourself.

Why is it considered impolite to snap at a waiter, but a waiter who spills wine on your crotch "just had a long day"?

Before we invented alcohol, there probably was a lot less drunk texting

I was the first trombonist in the history of Serbia to play a high G#. Ama!

Food probably gets stuck in our teeth because our ancestors were less likely to be provoked by predators if they had a display of an animal they just killed in their mouth.

LuciusDickusMaximus Archive

Every year these kids come back with a new annoying quirk… “coin boys” are apparently the new thing

TIFU by maybe accidentally inviting my plumber over for Thanksgiving

TIFU by thinking the phrase was “Lame Ann’s Terms”

TIFU by telling a Slavic tourist “we don’t allow your kind in here”

I am Jerrick Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaadams, the man who legally added a lot of A's to my name at age 18 so I would appear first on any alphabetized list. Ask me anything!

Did I correctly tell my building’s super to turn the bidet water heat up to 95?

Does anyone have diving equipment to borrow or any information about the June 9th I-10 bridge crash?

I got so hungry at work I ate every single person’s lunch, and everyone blamed the janitor

My uncle offered me a bet. If I win he will pay off my student loans. Should I take it?

Wife threatened to leave five star reviews saying our waitress allowed underage drinkers. AITA for pledging to never take her out again?

[Landlord, US-IL] Tennant is holding "mass" in their apartment but I'm pretty sure they are participating in organized crime

Was practicing my tagging while babysitting my little cousin. The little tyke loved one of them and demanded I take a picture of him next to it... so cute

Is this even a question anymore?

Meesa Bar Bar Jinks

Prequelmemes has become such shit

You made Padme turn against me! You did that by yourself.

Why is it considered impolite to snap at a waiter, but a waiter who spills wine on your crotch "just had a long day"?

Before we invented alcohol, there probably was a lot less drunk texting

I was the first trombonist in the history of Serbia to play a high G#. Ama!

Food probably gets stuck in our teeth because our ancestors were less likely to be provoked by predators if they had a display of an animal they just killed in their mouth.

[Landlord, US-IL] Tennant is holding "mass" in their apartment but I'm pretty sure they are participating in organized crime

Was practicing my tagging while babysitting my little cousin. The little tyke loved one of them and demanded I take a picture of him next to it... so cute

Is this even a question anymore?

Meesa Bar Bar Jinks

Prequelmemes has become such shit

You made Padme turn against me! You did that by yourself.

Why is it considered impolite to snap at a waiter, but a waiter who spills wine on your crotch "just had a long day"?

Before we invented alcohol, there probably was a lot less drunk texting

I was the first trombonist in the history of Serbia to play a high G#. Ama!

Food probably gets stuck in our teeth because our ancestors were less likely to be provoked by predators if they had a display of an animal they just killed in their mouth.

[Landlord, US-IL] Tennant is holding "mass" in their apartment but I'm pretty sure they are participating in organized crime

Was practicing my tagging while babysitting my little cousin. The little tyke loved one of them and demanded I take a picture of him next to it... so cute

Is this even a question anymore?

Meesa Bar Bar Jinks

Prequelmemes has become such shit

You made Padme turn against me! You did that by yourself.

Why is it considered impolite to snap at a waiter, but a waiter who spills wine on your crotch "just had a long day"?

Before we invented alcohol, there probably was a lot less drunk texting

I was the first trombonist in the history of Serbia to play a high G#. Ama!

Food probably gets stuck in our teeth because our ancestors were less likely to be provoked by predators if they had a display of an animal they just killed in their mouth.