LuciusDickusMaximus Archive
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/r/Teachers
Every year these kids come back with a new annoying quirk… “coin boys” are apparently the new thing
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/r/tifu
TIFU by maybe accidentally inviting my plumber over for Thanksgiving
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/r/tifu
TIFU by thinking the phrase was “Lame Ann’s Terms”
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/r/tifu
TIFU by telling a Slavic tourist “we don’t allow your kind in here”
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/r/casualiama
I am Jerrick Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaadams, the man who legally added a lot of A's to my name at age 18 so I would appear first on any alphabetized list. Ask me anything!
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/r/Spanish
Did I correctly tell my building’s super to turn the bidet water heat up to 95?
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/r/MobileAL
Does anyone have diving equipment to borrow or any information about the June 9th I-10 bridge crash?
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/r/TrueOffMyChest
I got so hungry at work I ate every single person’s lunch, and everyone blamed the janitor
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/r/TrueOffMyChest
My uncle offered me a bet. If I win he will pay off my student loans. Should I take it?
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/r/AITAH
Wife threatened to leave five star reviews saying our waitress allowed underage drinkers. AITA for pledging to never take her out again?
/r/MovieDetails
The animators of Big Hero 6 (2014) were worried that animating Baymax's buttocks consistently would present unrealistic beauty standards. This is why Baymax is flat in the back and also inspired the line "fluffy, but a cutting board on the back".
/r/MovieDetails
Mark Friedberg, the production designer of Joker (2019), had an argument with Director Todd Phillips and "bet [his] left nut" that the dance scene would ruin the movie. His testicle is now on display in a glass case in Phillips' Santa Cruz estate.
/r/economy
"We're in serious f***ing trouble if the share price of Apple drops more than 250 points," said Trump in a leaked Oval Office meeting recording.
/r/whatstheword
WTP for when you when you're releasing frustration about your tiny penis by tearing printer paper to shreds?
/r/MovieDetails
In Chicken Run (2000), Ginger's stance when teaching the other chickens to fly is eerily similar to Benito Mussolini's. This hints at the fact that Ginger is lying through his teeth, a fascist hallmark.
/r/MovieDetails
In Spiderman: Far From Home (2019), when Peter and Mysterio shake hands, they are under an arch. This foreshadows Mysterio actually becoming Peter's arch-nemesis.
/r/Showerthoughts
The Otto Maw Der Eight ER is Can Sir.
/r/Showerthoughts
To say one only has eyes for their SO can also mean that the only reason one wants their eyes is to look at their SO.
/r/Showerthoughts
The auotomd of this sburdedit is cnacer.
/r/Showerthoughts
Syaing you only hvee eyes for soemone can also mean that the only raeson you have eyes is to be able to look at them.
/r/MovieDetails
The animators of Big Hero 6 (2014) were worried that animating Baymax's buttocks consistently would present unrealistic beauty standards. This is why Baymax is flat in the back and also inspired the line "fluffy, but a cutting board on the back".
/r/MovieDetails
Mark Friedberg, the production designer of Joker (2019), had an argument with Director Todd Phillips and "bet [his] left nut" that the dance scene would ruin the movie. His testicle is now on display in a glass case in Phillips' Santa Cruz estate.
/r/economy
"We're in serious f***ing trouble if the share price of Apple drops more than 250 points," said Trump in a leaked Oval Office meeting recording.
/r/whatstheword
WTP for when you when you're releasing frustration about your tiny penis by tearing printer paper to shreds?
/r/MovieDetails
In Chicken Run (2000), Ginger's stance when teaching the other chickens to fly is eerily similar to Benito Mussolini's. This hints at the fact that Ginger is lying through his teeth, a fascist hallmark.
/r/MovieDetails
In Spiderman: Far From Home (2019), when Peter and Mysterio shake hands, they are under an arch. This foreshadows Mysterio actually becoming Peter's arch-nemesis.
/r/Showerthoughts
The Otto Maw Der Eight ER is Can Sir.
/r/Showerthoughts
To say one only has eyes for their SO can also mean that the only reason one wants their eyes is to look at their SO.
/r/Showerthoughts
The auotomd of this sburdedit is cnacer.
/r/Showerthoughts