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Every year these kids come back with a new annoying quirk… “coin boys” are apparently the new thing

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TIFU by maybe accidentally inviting my plumber over for Thanksgiving

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TIFU by thinking the phrase was “Lame Ann’s Terms”

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TIFU by telling a Slavic tourist “we don’t allow your kind in here”

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I am Jerrick Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaadams, the man who legally added a lot of A's to my name at age 18 so I would appear first on any alphabetized list. Ask me anything!

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Did I correctly tell my building’s super to turn the bidet water heat up to 95?

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Does anyone have diving equipment to borrow or any information about the June 9th I-10 bridge crash?

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I got so hungry at work I ate every single person’s lunch, and everyone blamed the janitor

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My uncle offered me a bet. If I win he will pay off my student loans. Should I take it?

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Every year these kids come back with a new annoying quirk… “coin boys” are apparently the new thing

TIFU by maybe accidentally inviting my plumber over for Thanksgiving

TIFU by thinking the phrase was “Lame Ann’s Terms”

TIFU by telling a Slavic tourist “we don’t allow your kind in here”

I am Jerrick Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaadams, the man who legally added a lot of A's to my name at age 18 so I would appear first on any alphabetized list. Ask me anything!

Did I correctly tell my building’s super to turn the bidet water heat up to 95?

Does anyone have diving equipment to borrow or any information about the June 9th I-10 bridge crash?

I got so hungry at work I ate every single person’s lunch, and everyone blamed the janitor

My uncle offered me a bet. If I win he will pay off my student loans. Should I take it?

Wife threatened to leave five star reviews saying our waitress allowed underage drinkers. AITA for pledging to never take her out again?

It's very likely that you've accidentally ruined someone's life without realizing it.

The first Greek Soldier to encounter a dinosaur probably thought it was the minotaur.

What is a Pakistani Commune Account?

Lads of America, why don't you clean the inside of your penis with Q-tips? Don't you feel gross?

God has never let me down

Depression probably exists because our ancestors who killed themselves were probably more likely to reproduce.

OPINION: Trump should quickly rewrite Constitution to extend the Lame Duck period indefinitely until the pandemic ends

My drug dealer said I should pay him in bitcoin. Should I wait till the market is down so I have to pay him less?

🔥 Woke up this morning and couldn't find my german shepherd. Came outside to this. Survival of the fittest I guess

How to create a new element?

It's very likely that you've accidentally ruined someone's life without realizing it.

The first Greek Soldier to encounter a dinosaur probably thought it was the minotaur.

What is a Pakistani Commune Account?

Lads of America, why don't you clean the inside of your penis with Q-tips? Don't you feel gross?

God has never let me down

Depression probably exists because our ancestors who killed themselves were probably more likely to reproduce.

OPINION: Trump should quickly rewrite Constitution to extend the Lame Duck period indefinitely until the pandemic ends

My drug dealer said I should pay him in bitcoin. Should I wait till the market is down so I have to pay him less?

🔥 Woke up this morning and couldn't find my german shepherd. Came outside to this. Survival of the fittest I guess

How to create a new element?

It's very likely that you've accidentally ruined someone's life without realizing it.

The first Greek Soldier to encounter a dinosaur probably thought it was the minotaur.

What is a Pakistani Commune Account?

Lads of America, why don't you clean the inside of your penis with Q-tips? Don't you feel gross?

God has never let me down

Depression probably exists because our ancestors who killed themselves were probably more likely to reproduce.

OPINION: Trump should quickly rewrite Constitution to extend the Lame Duck period indefinitely until the pandemic ends

My drug dealer said I should pay him in bitcoin. Should I wait till the market is down so I have to pay him less?

🔥 Woke up this morning and couldn't find my german shepherd. Came outside to this. Survival of the fittest I guess

How to create a new element?

LuciusDickusMaximus Archive

Every year these kids come back with a new annoying quirk… “coin boys” are apparently the new thing

TIFU by maybe accidentally inviting my plumber over for Thanksgiving

TIFU by thinking the phrase was “Lame Ann’s Terms”

TIFU by telling a Slavic tourist “we don’t allow your kind in here”

I am Jerrick Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaadams, the man who legally added a lot of A's to my name at age 18 so I would appear first on any alphabetized list. Ask me anything!

Did I correctly tell my building’s super to turn the bidet water heat up to 95?

Does anyone have diving equipment to borrow or any information about the June 9th I-10 bridge crash?

I got so hungry at work I ate every single person’s lunch, and everyone blamed the janitor

My uncle offered me a bet. If I win he will pay off my student loans. Should I take it?

Wife threatened to leave five star reviews saying our waitress allowed underage drinkers. AITA for pledging to never take her out again?

It's very likely that you've accidentally ruined someone's life without realizing it.

The first Greek Soldier to encounter a dinosaur probably thought it was the minotaur.

What is a Pakistani Commune Account?

Lads of America, why don't you clean the inside of your penis with Q-tips? Don't you feel gross?

God has never let me down

Depression probably exists because our ancestors who killed themselves were probably more likely to reproduce.

OPINION: Trump should quickly rewrite Constitution to extend the Lame Duck period indefinitely until the pandemic ends

My drug dealer said I should pay him in bitcoin. Should I wait till the market is down so I have to pay him less?

🔥 Woke up this morning and couldn't find my german shepherd. Came outside to this. Survival of the fittest I guess

How to create a new element?

It's very likely that you've accidentally ruined someone's life without realizing it.

The first Greek Soldier to encounter a dinosaur probably thought it was the minotaur.

What is a Pakistani Commune Account?

Lads of America, why don't you clean the inside of your penis with Q-tips? Don't you feel gross?

God has never let me down

Depression probably exists because our ancestors who killed themselves were probably more likely to reproduce.

OPINION: Trump should quickly rewrite Constitution to extend the Lame Duck period indefinitely until the pandemic ends

My drug dealer said I should pay him in bitcoin. Should I wait till the market is down so I have to pay him less?

🔥 Woke up this morning and couldn't find my german shepherd. Came outside to this. Survival of the fittest I guess

How to create a new element?

It's very likely that you've accidentally ruined someone's life without realizing it.

The first Greek Soldier to encounter a dinosaur probably thought it was the minotaur.

What is a Pakistani Commune Account?

Lads of America, why don't you clean the inside of your penis with Q-tips? Don't you feel gross?

God has never let me down

Depression probably exists because our ancestors who killed themselves were probably more likely to reproduce.

OPINION: Trump should quickly rewrite Constitution to extend the Lame Duck period indefinitely until the pandemic ends

My drug dealer said I should pay him in bitcoin. Should I wait till the market is down so I have to pay him less?

🔥 Woke up this morning and couldn't find my german shepherd. Came outside to this. Survival of the fittest I guess

How to create a new element?