LuciusDickusMaximus Archive
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/r/Teachers
Every year these kids come back with a new annoying quirk… “coin boys” are apparently the new thing
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/r/tifu
TIFU by maybe accidentally inviting my plumber over for Thanksgiving
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/r/tifu
TIFU by thinking the phrase was “Lame Ann’s Terms”
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/r/tifu
TIFU by telling a Slavic tourist “we don’t allow your kind in here”
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/r/casualiama
I am Jerrick Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaadams, the man who legally added a lot of A's to my name at age 18 so I would appear first on any alphabetized list. Ask me anything!
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/r/Spanish
Did I correctly tell my building’s super to turn the bidet water heat up to 95?
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/r/MobileAL
Does anyone have diving equipment to borrow or any information about the June 9th I-10 bridge crash?
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/r/TrueOffMyChest
I got so hungry at work I ate every single person’s lunch, and everyone blamed the janitor
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/r/TrueOffMyChest
My uncle offered me a bet. If I win he will pay off my student loans. Should I take it?
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/r/AITAH
Wife threatened to leave five star reviews saying our waitress allowed underage drinkers. AITA for pledging to never take her out again?
/r/TrueOffMyChest
My intrusive thoughts are starting to ruin my life
/r/MovieDetails
In Casino Royal (2006), the dealer reveals a nine, an eight, and a five. Later in the film, Bond drives exactly 98.5 miles per hour when he discovers Vesper has been kidnapped.
/r/casualiama
I'm a soundcloud rapper who is one gig from really blowing up. Ask me anything before I'm too big for you lot.
/r/Showerthoughts
AmI the asshole for destroyingmy exhusbands life
/r/puzzles
My grandpa sent me this logic puzzle and me and six friends (all 4th year law students) couldn't figure it out. Are you smarter than us?
/r/TooAfraidToAsk
Is it normal to spend hours plotting how to inconvenience someone who's done you wrong?
/r/LSAT
Hardest LSAT practice problem ever, if you can solve this you can solve anythint
/r/TrueOffMyChest
I just ruined a man's marriage and life for a 5$ starbucks giftcard and I feel awful
/r/TrueChristian
Is flatulence a sin?
/r/TrueChristian
Is flatulence a sin?
/r/TrueOffMyChest
My intrusive thoughts are starting to ruin my life
/r/MovieDetails
In Casino Royal (2006), the dealer reveals a nine, an eight, and a five. Later in the film, Bond drives exactly 98.5 miles per hour when he discovers Vesper has been kidnapped.
/r/casualiama
I'm a soundcloud rapper who is one gig from really blowing up. Ask me anything before I'm too big for you lot.
/r/Showerthoughts
AmI the asshole for destroyingmy exhusbands life
/r/puzzles
My grandpa sent me this logic puzzle and me and six friends (all 4th year law students) couldn't figure it out. Are you smarter than us?
/r/TooAfraidToAsk
Is it normal to spend hours plotting how to inconvenience someone who's done you wrong?
/r/LSAT
Hardest LSAT practice problem ever, if you can solve this you can solve anythint
/r/TrueOffMyChest
I just ruined a man's marriage and life for a 5$ starbucks giftcard and I feel awful
/r/TrueChristian
Is flatulence a sin?
/r/TrueChristian