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Every year these kids come back with a new annoying quirk… “coin boys” are apparently the new thing

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TIFU by maybe accidentally inviting my plumber over for Thanksgiving

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TIFU by thinking the phrase was “Lame Ann’s Terms”

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TIFU by telling a Slavic tourist “we don’t allow your kind in here”

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I am Jerrick Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaadams, the man who legally added a lot of A's to my name at age 18 so I would appear first on any alphabetized list. Ask me anything!

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Did I correctly tell my building’s super to turn the bidet water heat up to 95?

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Does anyone have diving equipment to borrow or any information about the June 9th I-10 bridge crash?

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/r/TrueOffMyChest

I got so hungry at work I ate every single person’s lunch, and everyone blamed the janitor

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/r/TrueOffMyChest

My uncle offered me a bet. If I win he will pay off my student loans. Should I take it?

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Wife threatened to leave five star reviews saying our waitress allowed underage drinkers. AITA for pledging to never take her out again?

/r/Showerthoughts

Sayingyou only haveeyes for someone can also mean that the only reasonyou haveeyes is to be able to look at them.

/r/Showerthoughts

Saying you only have eyes for someone can also mean that the only reason you have eyes is to be able to look at them.

/r/Showerthoughts

Someone saying they only have eyes for someone else can also mean that the only reason they have eyes is to be able to look at them.

/r/Showerthoughts

The phrase "l only have eyes for you" can also mean "the only reason l have eyes is to look at you."

/r/Showerthoughts

The phrase "Ionly have eyes for you" can also mean "the only reasonI have eyes is to look at you."

TIFU by... well, fucking U.P. and potentially fucking up her marriage

/r/TrueOffMyChest

My intrusive thoughts are starting to ruin my life

/r/MovieDetails

In Casino Royal (2006), the dealer reveals a nine, an eight, and a five. Later in the film, Bond drives exactly 98.5 miles per hour when he discovers Vesper has been kidnapped.

I'm a soundcloud rapper who is one gig from really blowing up. Ask me anything before I'm too big for you lot.

/r/Showerthoughts

AmI the asshole for destroyingmy exhusbands life

/r/Showerthoughts

Sayingyou only haveeyes for someone can also mean that the only reasonyou haveeyes is to be able to look at them.

/r/Showerthoughts

Saying you only have eyes for someone can also mean that the only reason you have eyes is to be able to look at them.

/r/Showerthoughts

Someone saying they only have eyes for someone else can also mean that the only reason they have eyes is to be able to look at them.

/r/Showerthoughts

The phrase "l only have eyes for you" can also mean "the only reason l have eyes is to look at you."

/r/Showerthoughts

The phrase "Ionly have eyes for you" can also mean "the only reasonI have eyes is to look at you."

TIFU by... well, fucking U.P. and potentially fucking up her marriage

/r/TrueOffMyChest

My intrusive thoughts are starting to ruin my life

/r/MovieDetails

In Casino Royal (2006), the dealer reveals a nine, an eight, and a five. Later in the film, Bond drives exactly 98.5 miles per hour when he discovers Vesper has been kidnapped.

I'm a soundcloud rapper who is one gig from really blowing up. Ask me anything before I'm too big for you lot.

/r/Showerthoughts

AmI the asshole for destroyingmy exhusbands life

/r/Showerthoughts

Sayingyou only haveeyes for someone can also mean that the only reasonyou haveeyes is to be able to look at them.

/r/Showerthoughts

Saying you only have eyes for someone can also mean that the only reason you have eyes is to be able to look at them.

/r/Showerthoughts

Someone saying they only have eyes for someone else can also mean that the only reason they have eyes is to be able to look at them.

/r/Showerthoughts

The phrase "l only have eyes for you" can also mean "the only reason l have eyes is to look at you."

/r/Showerthoughts

The phrase "Ionly have eyes for you" can also mean "the only reasonI have eyes is to look at you."

TIFU by... well, fucking U.P. and potentially fucking up her marriage

/r/TrueOffMyChest

My intrusive thoughts are starting to ruin my life

/r/MovieDetails

In Casino Royal (2006), the dealer reveals a nine, an eight, and a five. Later in the film, Bond drives exactly 98.5 miles per hour when he discovers Vesper has been kidnapped.

I'm a soundcloud rapper who is one gig from really blowing up. Ask me anything before I'm too big for you lot.

/r/Showerthoughts

AmI the asshole for destroyingmy exhusbands life