LuciusDickusMaximus Archive
/r/Conservative
Another A.O.C. Gaffe: Rep. Ocasio-Cortez (D-N.Y.) calls fiscal policy "physical" policy in Brooklyn speech.
/r/RedditWritesSeinfeld
Kramer lists the apartment hallway on airbnb, and a woman stays there. George falls in love with the woman. Jerry accidentally steps on her and breaks her jaw when returning from a comedy gig. Elaine has lung surgery.
/r/Damnthatsinteresting
Lawyer Geirgius Huffins' tie is psychologically designed to make him appear more charismatic in court. He was almost disbarred for this, but he wore the tie to the disbarment hearing and it was unanimously decided that he could continue practicing law.
/r/RedditWritesSeinfeld
Elaine starts an Only Fans to pay for rent. Kramer gets a gallon of free superglue and fills small lube bottles with it to be sold. George secretly watches her content, but accidentally super glues his hand to his penis while pleasing himself. Jerry loses a bet and has to cut off his pinky.
/r/Showerthoughts
The people who cut individual rices out of gelatinous rice blocks are probably not being payed enough.
/r/howto
How do I make cologne extremely itchy?
/r/Wellthatsucks
Told my 5 year old to chop up some onions while I was in the shower. Apparently she thought my laptop was a good cutting board
/r/Showerthoughts
A child has probably actually dropped his pocket before but didn't believe his friends when they told him.
/r/TrueOffMyChest
I'm (19m) starting to think my girlfriend's (22f) family has some sort of mob ties.
/r/dating_advice
I'm (19m) starting to think my girlfriend's (22f) family has some sort of mob ties.
/r/Conservative
Another A.O.C. Gaffe: Rep. Ocasio-Cortez (D-N.Y.) calls fiscal policy "physical" policy in Brooklyn speech.
/r/RedditWritesSeinfeld
Kramer lists the apartment hallway on airbnb, and a woman stays there. George falls in love with the woman. Jerry accidentally steps on her and breaks her jaw when returning from a comedy gig. Elaine has lung surgery.
/r/Damnthatsinteresting
Lawyer Geirgius Huffins' tie is psychologically designed to make him appear more charismatic in court. He was almost disbarred for this, but he wore the tie to the disbarment hearing and it was unanimously decided that he could continue practicing law.
/r/RedditWritesSeinfeld
Elaine starts an Only Fans to pay for rent. Kramer gets a gallon of free superglue and fills small lube bottles with it to be sold. George secretly watches her content, but accidentally super glues his hand to his penis while pleasing himself. Jerry loses a bet and has to cut off his pinky.
/r/Showerthoughts
The people who cut individual rices out of gelatinous rice blocks are probably not being payed enough.
/r/howto
How do I make cologne extremely itchy?
/r/Wellthatsucks
Told my 5 year old to chop up some onions while I was in the shower. Apparently she thought my laptop was a good cutting board
/r/Showerthoughts
A child has probably actually dropped his pocket before but didn't believe his friends when they told him.
/r/TrueOffMyChest
I'm (19m) starting to think my girlfriend's (22f) family has some sort of mob ties.
/r/dating_advice
I'm (19m) starting to think my girlfriend's (22f) family has some sort of mob ties.
/r/Conservative
Another A.O.C. Gaffe: Rep. Ocasio-Cortez (D-N.Y.) calls fiscal policy "physical" policy in Brooklyn speech.
/r/RedditWritesSeinfeld
Kramer lists the apartment hallway on airbnb, and a woman stays there. George falls in love with the woman. Jerry accidentally steps on her and breaks her jaw when returning from a comedy gig. Elaine has lung surgery.
/r/Damnthatsinteresting
Lawyer Geirgius Huffins' tie is psychologically designed to make him appear more charismatic in court. He was almost disbarred for this, but he wore the tie to the disbarment hearing and it was unanimously decided that he could continue practicing law.
/r/RedditWritesSeinfeld
Elaine starts an Only Fans to pay for rent. Kramer gets a gallon of free superglue and fills small lube bottles with it to be sold. George secretly watches her content, but accidentally super glues his hand to his penis while pleasing himself. Jerry loses a bet and has to cut off his pinky.
/r/Showerthoughts
The people who cut individual rices out of gelatinous rice blocks are probably not being payed enough.
/r/howto
How do I make cologne extremely itchy?
/r/Wellthatsucks
Told my 5 year old to chop up some onions while I was in the shower. Apparently she thought my laptop was a good cutting board
/r/Showerthoughts
A child has probably actually dropped his pocket before but didn't believe his friends when they told him.
/r/TrueOffMyChest
I'm (19m) starting to think my girlfriend's (22f) family has some sort of mob ties.
/r/dating_advice