LuciusDickusMaximus Archive
1
/r/Teachers
Every year these kids come back with a new annoying quirk… “coin boys” are apparently the new thing
2
/r/tifu
TIFU by maybe accidentally inviting my plumber over for Thanksgiving
3
/r/tifu
TIFU by thinking the phrase was “Lame Ann’s Terms”
4
/r/tifu
TIFU by telling a Slavic tourist “we don’t allow your kind in here”
5
/r/casualiama
I am Jerrick Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaadams, the man who legally added a lot of A's to my name at age 18 so I would appear first on any alphabetized list. Ask me anything!
6
/r/Spanish
Did I correctly tell my building’s super to turn the bidet water heat up to 95?
7
/r/MobileAL
Does anyone have diving equipment to borrow or any information about the June 9th I-10 bridge crash?
8
/r/TrueOffMyChest
I got so hungry at work I ate every single person’s lunch, and everyone blamed the janitor
9
/r/TrueOffMyChest
My uncle offered me a bet. If I win he will pay off my student loans. Should I take it?
10
/r/AITAH
Wife threatened to leave five star reviews saying our waitress allowed underage drinkers. AITA for pledging to never take her out again?
/r/HistoricalWhatIf
What if the US created a time machine and sent a nuke to destroy ancient greece in 776 BC?
/r/step1
Advice for Studying (2020-2022)
/r/casualiama
I am Shyva Koulstocker, and I would've been executed 3 years ago today had my lawyer not found a last minute legal loophole. Ask me anything!
/r/IAmA
I am Shyva Koulstocker, and I would've been executed 3 years ago today had my lawyer not found a last minute legal loophole. Ask me anything!
/r/theyknew
Seriously doubt designing the new Uno Wild Card this way was an accident
/r/Showerthoughts
Eating pus probably has only been popular for the last half century because before then, no oneshowered
/r/changemyview
CMV: Voting in elections is pointless
/r/Wellthatsucks
Was trying to clean up my golden retriever's droppings off my back seat while driving and this happened
/r/writers
Advice for unpublished authors from an award winner
/r/NoStupidQuestions
Does anyone have Flo from Progressive's number?
/r/HistoricalWhatIf
What if the US created a time machine and sent a nuke to destroy ancient greece in 776 BC?
/r/step1
Advice for Studying (2020-2022)
/r/casualiama
I am Shyva Koulstocker, and I would've been executed 3 years ago today had my lawyer not found a last minute legal loophole. Ask me anything!
/r/IAmA
I am Shyva Koulstocker, and I would've been executed 3 years ago today had my lawyer not found a last minute legal loophole. Ask me anything!
/r/theyknew
Seriously doubt designing the new Uno Wild Card this way was an accident
/r/Showerthoughts
Eating pus probably has only been popular for the last half century because before then, no oneshowered
/r/changemyview
CMV: Voting in elections is pointless
/r/Wellthatsucks
Was trying to clean up my golden retriever's droppings off my back seat while driving and this happened
/r/writers
Advice for unpublished authors from an award winner
/r/NoStupidQuestions