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Every year these kids come back with a new annoying quirk… “coin boys” are apparently the new thing

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TIFU by maybe accidentally inviting my plumber over for Thanksgiving

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TIFU by thinking the phrase was “Lame Ann’s Terms”

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TIFU by telling a Slavic tourist “we don’t allow your kind in here”

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I am Jerrick Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaadams, the man who legally added a lot of A's to my name at age 18 so I would appear first on any alphabetized list. Ask me anything!

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Did I correctly tell my building’s super to turn the bidet water heat up to 95?

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Does anyone have diving equipment to borrow or any information about the June 9th I-10 bridge crash?

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I got so hungry at work I ate every single person’s lunch, and everyone blamed the janitor

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My uncle offered me a bet. If I win he will pay off my student loans. Should I take it?

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Every year these kids come back with a new annoying quirk… “coin boys” are apparently the new thing

TIFU by maybe accidentally inviting my plumber over for Thanksgiving

TIFU by thinking the phrase was “Lame Ann’s Terms”

TIFU by telling a Slavic tourist “we don’t allow your kind in here”

I am Jerrick Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaadams, the man who legally added a lot of A's to my name at age 18 so I would appear first on any alphabetized list. Ask me anything!

Did I correctly tell my building’s super to turn the bidet water heat up to 95?

Does anyone have diving equipment to borrow or any information about the June 9th I-10 bridge crash?

I got so hungry at work I ate every single person’s lunch, and everyone blamed the janitor

My uncle offered me a bet. If I win he will pay off my student loans. Should I take it?

Wife threatened to leave five star reviews saying our waitress allowed underage drinkers. AITA for pledging to never take her out again?

AITAH for telling my friend he would not be as popular as Luigi Mangione for the same act?

Accidental kegels have changed my life

What can I get my girlfriend to make her look more like Ariana Grande? (Christmas gift)

What can I get my girlfriend to make her look more like Ariana Grande? (Christmas gift)

AIO- girl I’ve been crushing on and talking to for 6 months destroyed everything in my locker

“Nepotism” isn’t real and the phenomenon is completely explained by genetics favoring certain professions

My Navy veteran grandfather called my new girlfriend “cannon fodder”. Is that an insult?

Barista wasn’t comfortable using my name so shouted “Customer in black hat” to alert me to my order

Husband trying to make my child walk prematurely

Found these in my son’s iphone screenshots from this summer… 8th grader… should I be concerned or was he messing around?

AITAH for telling my friend he would not be as popular as Luigi Mangione for the same act?

Accidental kegels have changed my life

What can I get my girlfriend to make her look more like Ariana Grande? (Christmas gift)

What can I get my girlfriend to make her look more like Ariana Grande? (Christmas gift)

AIO- girl I’ve been crushing on and talking to for 6 months destroyed everything in my locker

“Nepotism” isn’t real and the phenomenon is completely explained by genetics favoring certain professions

My Navy veteran grandfather called my new girlfriend “cannon fodder”. Is that an insult?

Barista wasn’t comfortable using my name so shouted “Customer in black hat” to alert me to my order

Husband trying to make my child walk prematurely

Found these in my son’s iphone screenshots from this summer… 8th grader… should I be concerned or was he messing around?

AITAH for telling my friend he would not be as popular as Luigi Mangione for the same act?

Accidental kegels have changed my life

What can I get my girlfriend to make her look more like Ariana Grande? (Christmas gift)

What can I get my girlfriend to make her look more like Ariana Grande? (Christmas gift)

AIO- girl I’ve been crushing on and talking to for 6 months destroyed everything in my locker

“Nepotism” isn’t real and the phenomenon is completely explained by genetics favoring certain professions

My Navy veteran grandfather called my new girlfriend “cannon fodder”. Is that an insult?

Barista wasn’t comfortable using my name so shouted “Customer in black hat” to alert me to my order

Husband trying to make my child walk prematurely

Found these in my son’s iphone screenshots from this summer… 8th grader… should I be concerned or was he messing around?

LuciusDickusMaximus Archive

Every year these kids come back with a new annoying quirk… “coin boys” are apparently the new thing

TIFU by maybe accidentally inviting my plumber over for Thanksgiving

TIFU by thinking the phrase was “Lame Ann’s Terms”

TIFU by telling a Slavic tourist “we don’t allow your kind in here”

I am Jerrick Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaadams, the man who legally added a lot of A's to my name at age 18 so I would appear first on any alphabetized list. Ask me anything!

Did I correctly tell my building’s super to turn the bidet water heat up to 95?

Does anyone have diving equipment to borrow or any information about the June 9th I-10 bridge crash?

I got so hungry at work I ate every single person’s lunch, and everyone blamed the janitor

My uncle offered me a bet. If I win he will pay off my student loans. Should I take it?

Wife threatened to leave five star reviews saying our waitress allowed underage drinkers. AITA for pledging to never take her out again?

AITAH for telling my friend he would not be as popular as Luigi Mangione for the same act?

Accidental kegels have changed my life

What can I get my girlfriend to make her look more like Ariana Grande? (Christmas gift)

What can I get my girlfriend to make her look more like Ariana Grande? (Christmas gift)

AIO- girl I’ve been crushing on and talking to for 6 months destroyed everything in my locker

“Nepotism” isn’t real and the phenomenon is completely explained by genetics favoring certain professions

My Navy veteran grandfather called my new girlfriend “cannon fodder”. Is that an insult?

Barista wasn’t comfortable using my name so shouted “Customer in black hat” to alert me to my order

Husband trying to make my child walk prematurely

Found these in my son’s iphone screenshots from this summer… 8th grader… should I be concerned or was he messing around?

AITAH for telling my friend he would not be as popular as Luigi Mangione for the same act?

Accidental kegels have changed my life

What can I get my girlfriend to make her look more like Ariana Grande? (Christmas gift)

What can I get my girlfriend to make her look more like Ariana Grande? (Christmas gift)

AIO- girl I’ve been crushing on and talking to for 6 months destroyed everything in my locker

“Nepotism” isn’t real and the phenomenon is completely explained by genetics favoring certain professions

My Navy veteran grandfather called my new girlfriend “cannon fodder”. Is that an insult?

Barista wasn’t comfortable using my name so shouted “Customer in black hat” to alert me to my order

Husband trying to make my child walk prematurely

Found these in my son’s iphone screenshots from this summer… 8th grader… should I be concerned or was he messing around?

AITAH for telling my friend he would not be as popular as Luigi Mangione for the same act?

Accidental kegels have changed my life

What can I get my girlfriend to make her look more like Ariana Grande? (Christmas gift)

What can I get my girlfriend to make her look more like Ariana Grande? (Christmas gift)

AIO- girl I’ve been crushing on and talking to for 6 months destroyed everything in my locker

“Nepotism” isn’t real and the phenomenon is completely explained by genetics favoring certain professions

My Navy veteran grandfather called my new girlfriend “cannon fodder”. Is that an insult?

Barista wasn’t comfortable using my name so shouted “Customer in black hat” to alert me to my order

Husband trying to make my child walk prematurely

Found these in my son’s iphone screenshots from this summer… 8th grader… should I be concerned or was he messing around?