LuciusDickusMaximus Archive
/r/pettyrevenge
I crush the hard taco shells and tostadas in the store that fired me for an immutable characteristic
/r/OldSchoolCool
My dog, Willie Pie (left), celebrates his birthday today— he would be the oldest alive if not for Guiness rejecting him because his heart transplants “reset” his age (1943)
/r/AncientCoins
Anyone ever accidentally put an ancient coin into a vending machine or an equivalent blunder?
/r/techsupport
Can’t win in Fortnite
/r/GenZ
What does it mean to be a “glitch ass motherfucker”?
/r/BecomingTheIceman
How to deactivate your amygdala?
/r/Ethics
I love this bird at the beach house Airbnb I’m at— If I took it but replaced it with something similar I find at the goodwill down the street, would I be acting morally?
/r/extremelyinfuriating
Upstairs neighbor was being loud so I took to the broom and this happened. Oh, and turns out they were having a medical emergency and carried out by paramedics.
/r/CovidVaccinated
Anyone notice the control lines on Covid tests are darker the more protein you eat?
/r/nutrition
Will my son be affected by eating plastic???
/r/pettyrevenge
I crush the hard taco shells and tostadas in the store that fired me for an immutable characteristic
/r/OldSchoolCool
My dog, Willie Pie (left), celebrates his birthday today— he would be the oldest alive if not for Guiness rejecting him because his heart transplants “reset” his age (1943)
/r/AncientCoins
Anyone ever accidentally put an ancient coin into a vending machine or an equivalent blunder?
/r/techsupport
Can’t win in Fortnite
/r/GenZ
What does it mean to be a “glitch ass motherfucker”?
/r/BecomingTheIceman
How to deactivate your amygdala?
/r/Ethics
I love this bird at the beach house Airbnb I’m at— If I took it but replaced it with something similar I find at the goodwill down the street, would I be acting morally?
/r/extremelyinfuriating
Upstairs neighbor was being loud so I took to the broom and this happened. Oh, and turns out they were having a medical emergency and carried out by paramedics.
/r/CovidVaccinated
Anyone notice the control lines on Covid tests are darker the more protein you eat?
/r/nutrition
Will my son be affected by eating plastic???
/r/pettyrevenge
I crush the hard taco shells and tostadas in the store that fired me for an immutable characteristic
/r/OldSchoolCool
My dog, Willie Pie (left), celebrates his birthday today— he would be the oldest alive if not for Guiness rejecting him because his heart transplants “reset” his age (1943)
/r/AncientCoins
Anyone ever accidentally put an ancient coin into a vending machine or an equivalent blunder?
/r/techsupport
Can’t win in Fortnite
/r/GenZ
What does it mean to be a “glitch ass motherfucker”?
/r/BecomingTheIceman
How to deactivate your amygdala?
/r/Ethics
I love this bird at the beach house Airbnb I’m at— If I took it but replaced it with something similar I find at the goodwill down the street, would I be acting morally?
/r/extremelyinfuriating
Upstairs neighbor was being loud so I took to the broom and this happened. Oh, and turns out they were having a medical emergency and carried out by paramedics.
/r/CovidVaccinated
Anyone notice the control lines on Covid tests are darker the more protein you eat?
/r/nutrition