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Every year these kids come back with a new annoying quirk… “coin boys” are apparently the new thing

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TIFU by maybe accidentally inviting my plumber over for Thanksgiving

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TIFU by thinking the phrase was “Lame Ann’s Terms”

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TIFU by telling a Slavic tourist “we don’t allow your kind in here”

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I am Jerrick Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaadams, the man who legally added a lot of A's to my name at age 18 so I would appear first on any alphabetized list. Ask me anything!

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Did I correctly tell my building’s super to turn the bidet water heat up to 95?

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Does anyone have diving equipment to borrow or any information about the June 9th I-10 bridge crash?

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I got so hungry at work I ate every single person’s lunch, and everyone blamed the janitor

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My uncle offered me a bet. If I win he will pay off my student loans. Should I take it?

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Every year these kids come back with a new annoying quirk… “coin boys” are apparently the new thing

TIFU by maybe accidentally inviting my plumber over for Thanksgiving

TIFU by thinking the phrase was “Lame Ann’s Terms”

TIFU by telling a Slavic tourist “we don’t allow your kind in here”

I am Jerrick Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaadams, the man who legally added a lot of A's to my name at age 18 so I would appear first on any alphabetized list. Ask me anything!

Did I correctly tell my building’s super to turn the bidet water heat up to 95?

Does anyone have diving equipment to borrow or any information about the June 9th I-10 bridge crash?

I got so hungry at work I ate every single person’s lunch, and everyone blamed the janitor

My uncle offered me a bet. If I win he will pay off my student loans. Should I take it?

Wife threatened to leave five star reviews saying our waitress allowed underage drinkers. AITA for pledging to never take her out again?

Jason is not a good name but Henry is.

Can someone explain what is going on with the Coco Puffs scandal that has blown up recently?

I am Sanzech Pheelsbag. My great grandfather's research, which proved that the moon was real and in fact not a mirage, was stolen 113 years ago today. Ama!

What did Obama go to the grocery store?

There is a large chance no one has ever considered you worthy of their time

Exercise feels so good but we go to all lengths to avoid it

Star Wars has done more for expanding our knowledge of life than Planet Earth

Star Wars did more to expose people to the diversity of life in the cosmos than Planet Earth did.

What does it mean to a man who who likes me when I hook up with his brother?

My wife's mother buttdialed me while talking shit about my other girlfriend ON Valentine's day

Jason is not a good name but Henry is.

Can someone explain what is going on with the Coco Puffs scandal that has blown up recently?

I am Sanzech Pheelsbag. My great grandfather's research, which proved that the moon was real and in fact not a mirage, was stolen 113 years ago today. Ama!

What did Obama go to the grocery store?

There is a large chance no one has ever considered you worthy of their time

Exercise feels so good but we go to all lengths to avoid it

Star Wars has done more for expanding our knowledge of life than Planet Earth

Star Wars did more to expose people to the diversity of life in the cosmos than Planet Earth did.

What does it mean to a man who who likes me when I hook up with his brother?

My wife's mother buttdialed me while talking shit about my other girlfriend ON Valentine's day

Jason is not a good name but Henry is.

Can someone explain what is going on with the Coco Puffs scandal that has blown up recently?

I am Sanzech Pheelsbag. My great grandfather's research, which proved that the moon was real and in fact not a mirage, was stolen 113 years ago today. Ama!

What did Obama go to the grocery store?

There is a large chance no one has ever considered you worthy of their time

Exercise feels so good but we go to all lengths to avoid it

Star Wars has done more for expanding our knowledge of life than Planet Earth

Star Wars did more to expose people to the diversity of life in the cosmos than Planet Earth did.

What does it mean to a man who who likes me when I hook up with his brother?

My wife's mother buttdialed me while talking shit about my other girlfriend ON Valentine's day

LuciusDickusMaximus Archive

Every year these kids come back with a new annoying quirk… “coin boys” are apparently the new thing

TIFU by maybe accidentally inviting my plumber over for Thanksgiving

TIFU by thinking the phrase was “Lame Ann’s Terms”

TIFU by telling a Slavic tourist “we don’t allow your kind in here”

I am Jerrick Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaadams, the man who legally added a lot of A's to my name at age 18 so I would appear first on any alphabetized list. Ask me anything!

Did I correctly tell my building’s super to turn the bidet water heat up to 95?

Does anyone have diving equipment to borrow or any information about the June 9th I-10 bridge crash?

I got so hungry at work I ate every single person’s lunch, and everyone blamed the janitor

My uncle offered me a bet. If I win he will pay off my student loans. Should I take it?

Wife threatened to leave five star reviews saying our waitress allowed underage drinkers. AITA for pledging to never take her out again?

Jason is not a good name but Henry is.

Can someone explain what is going on with the Coco Puffs scandal that has blown up recently?

I am Sanzech Pheelsbag. My great grandfather's research, which proved that the moon was real and in fact not a mirage, was stolen 113 years ago today. Ama!

What did Obama go to the grocery store?

There is a large chance no one has ever considered you worthy of their time

Exercise feels so good but we go to all lengths to avoid it

Star Wars has done more for expanding our knowledge of life than Planet Earth

Star Wars did more to expose people to the diversity of life in the cosmos than Planet Earth did.

What does it mean to a man who who likes me when I hook up with his brother?

My wife's mother buttdialed me while talking shit about my other girlfriend ON Valentine's day

Jason is not a good name but Henry is.

Can someone explain what is going on with the Coco Puffs scandal that has blown up recently?

I am Sanzech Pheelsbag. My great grandfather's research, which proved that the moon was real and in fact not a mirage, was stolen 113 years ago today. Ama!

What did Obama go to the grocery store?

There is a large chance no one has ever considered you worthy of their time

Exercise feels so good but we go to all lengths to avoid it

Star Wars has done more for expanding our knowledge of life than Planet Earth

Star Wars did more to expose people to the diversity of life in the cosmos than Planet Earth did.

What does it mean to a man who who likes me when I hook up with his brother?

My wife's mother buttdialed me while talking shit about my other girlfriend ON Valentine's day

Jason is not a good name but Henry is.

Can someone explain what is going on with the Coco Puffs scandal that has blown up recently?

I am Sanzech Pheelsbag. My great grandfather's research, which proved that the moon was real and in fact not a mirage, was stolen 113 years ago today. Ama!

What did Obama go to the grocery store?

There is a large chance no one has ever considered you worthy of their time

Exercise feels so good but we go to all lengths to avoid it

Star Wars has done more for expanding our knowledge of life than Planet Earth

Star Wars did more to expose people to the diversity of life in the cosmos than Planet Earth did.

What does it mean to a man who who likes me when I hook up with his brother?

My wife's mother buttdialed me while talking shit about my other girlfriend ON Valentine's day