LuciusDickusMaximus Archive
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/r/Teachers
Every year these kids come back with a new annoying quirk… “coin boys” are apparently the new thing
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/r/tifu
TIFU by maybe accidentally inviting my plumber over for Thanksgiving
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/r/tifu
TIFU by thinking the phrase was “Lame Ann’s Terms”
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/r/tifu
TIFU by telling a Slavic tourist “we don’t allow your kind in here”
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/r/casualiama
I am Jerrick Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaadams, the man who legally added a lot of A's to my name at age 18 so I would appear first on any alphabetized list. Ask me anything!
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/r/Spanish
Did I correctly tell my building’s super to turn the bidet water heat up to 95?
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/r/MobileAL
Does anyone have diving equipment to borrow or any information about the June 9th I-10 bridge crash?
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/r/TrueOffMyChest
I got so hungry at work I ate every single person’s lunch, and everyone blamed the janitor
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/r/TrueOffMyChest
My uncle offered me a bet. If I win he will pay off my student loans. Should I take it?
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/r/AITAH
Wife threatened to leave five star reviews saying our waitress allowed underage drinkers. AITA for pledging to never take her out again?
/r/unpopularopinion
Scuddy Maxx is a way better rapper than Kendrick Lamer
/r/Showerthoughts
It is interesting that 100 years ago the smartest humans alive were businessmen but now they are YouTubers.
/r/copypasta
AMA
/r/unpopularopinion
Starting your post with "Don't get me wrong" makes me want to gag.
/r/Showerthoughts
Eyeballs probably taste like hard boiled eggs
/r/unpopularopinion
Sleeping with the lights on is actually better.
/r/AskMen
Mens of Reddit, do you like it when us girls give you papercuts on your privates?
/r/casualiama
I am Leo Shultz, an 80 IQ individual currently attending Princeton. Ama.
/r/tifu
TIFU by eating my dad's underwear
/r/rickandmorty
[THEORY] Rick and Morty are metaphors for Zeus and Poseidon
/r/unpopularopinion
Scuddy Maxx is a way better rapper than Kendrick Lamer
/r/Showerthoughts
It is interesting that 100 years ago the smartest humans alive were businessmen but now they are YouTubers.
/r/copypasta
AMA
/r/unpopularopinion
Starting your post with "Don't get me wrong" makes me want to gag.
/r/Showerthoughts
Eyeballs probably taste like hard boiled eggs
/r/unpopularopinion
Sleeping with the lights on is actually better.
/r/AskMen
Mens of Reddit, do you like it when us girls give you papercuts on your privates?
/r/casualiama
I am Leo Shultz, an 80 IQ individual currently attending Princeton. Ama.
/r/tifu
TIFU by eating my dad's underwear
/r/rickandmorty