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/r/Teachers

Every year these kids come back with a new annoying quirk… “coin boys” are apparently the new thing

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/r/tifu

TIFU by maybe accidentally inviting my plumber over for Thanksgiving

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/r/tifu

TIFU by thinking the phrase was “Lame Ann’s Terms”

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/r/tifu

TIFU by telling a Slavic tourist “we don’t allow your kind in here”

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/r/casualiama

I am Jerrick Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaadams, the man who legally added a lot of A's to my name at age 18 so I would appear first on any alphabetized list. Ask me anything!

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/r/Spanish

Did I correctly tell my building’s super to turn the bidet water heat up to 95?

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/r/MobileAL

Does anyone have diving equipment to borrow or any information about the June 9th I-10 bridge crash?

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/r/TrueOffMyChest

I got so hungry at work I ate every single person’s lunch, and everyone blamed the janitor

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/r/TrueOffMyChest

My uncle offered me a bet. If I win he will pay off my student loans. Should I take it?

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/r/AITAH

Wife threatened to leave five star reviews saying our waitress allowed underage drinkers. AITA for pledging to never take her out again?

/r/fightporn

Disgruntled student turns on teacher and makes an absolute fool of himself

/r/Wellthatsucks

Entire machine that took years to build destroyed by some group of disgruntled people

/r/Showerthoughts

The person who invented the English language must have been sad that no one could talk to her yet because he hadn't taught anyone else.

/r/politics

Donald Trump apparently spoke to a top-level aide about creating "National Trump Day," according to CNN.

/r/Showerthoughts

No living human being has probably seen the berlin wall before it collapsed from the earthquake

/r/Showerthoughts

There are technically 8 days in the week if you count leap year

/r/OutOfTheLoop

Can someone explain what is going on with the Cocoa Puffs scandal that has blown up recently?

/r/casualiama

I am Hecto Hungerman. Last night, my town priest confided in me that he thinks i may be the second coming of Jesus Christ. Ama

/r/explainlikeimfive

ELI5: Why do women not enjoy sex?

/r/TooAfraidToAsk

What do the put on apples to make then so sweet?

/r/fightporn

Disgruntled student turns on teacher and makes an absolute fool of himself

/r/Wellthatsucks

Entire machine that took years to build destroyed by some group of disgruntled people

/r/Showerthoughts

The person who invented the English language must have been sad that no one could talk to her yet because he hadn't taught anyone else.

/r/politics

Donald Trump apparently spoke to a top-level aide about creating "National Trump Day," according to CNN.

/r/Showerthoughts

No living human being has probably seen the berlin wall before it collapsed from the earthquake

/r/Showerthoughts

There are technically 8 days in the week if you count leap year

/r/OutOfTheLoop

Can someone explain what is going on with the Cocoa Puffs scandal that has blown up recently?

/r/casualiama

I am Hecto Hungerman. Last night, my town priest confided in me that he thinks i may be the second coming of Jesus Christ. Ama

/r/explainlikeimfive

ELI5: Why do women not enjoy sex?

/r/TooAfraidToAsk

What do the put on apples to make then so sweet?

/r/fightporn

Disgruntled student turns on teacher and makes an absolute fool of himself

/r/Wellthatsucks

Entire machine that took years to build destroyed by some group of disgruntled people

/r/Showerthoughts

The person who invented the English language must have been sad that no one could talk to her yet because he hadn't taught anyone else.

/r/politics

Donald Trump apparently spoke to a top-level aide about creating "National Trump Day," according to CNN.

/r/Showerthoughts

No living human being has probably seen the berlin wall before it collapsed from the earthquake

/r/Showerthoughts

There are technically 8 days in the week if you count leap year

/r/OutOfTheLoop

Can someone explain what is going on with the Cocoa Puffs scandal that has blown up recently?

/r/casualiama

I am Hecto Hungerman. Last night, my town priest confided in me that he thinks i may be the second coming of Jesus Christ. Ama

/r/explainlikeimfive

ELI5: Why do women not enjoy sex?

/r/TooAfraidToAsk

What do the put on apples to make then so sweet?