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Every year these kids come back with a new annoying quirk… “coin boys” are apparently the new thing

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TIFU by maybe accidentally inviting my plumber over for Thanksgiving

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TIFU by thinking the phrase was “Lame Ann’s Terms”

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TIFU by telling a Slavic tourist “we don’t allow your kind in here”

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I am Jerrick Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaadams, the man who legally added a lot of A's to my name at age 18 so I would appear first on any alphabetized list. Ask me anything!

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Did I correctly tell my building’s super to turn the bidet water heat up to 95?

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Does anyone have diving equipment to borrow or any information about the June 9th I-10 bridge crash?

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I got so hungry at work I ate every single person’s lunch, and everyone blamed the janitor

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My uncle offered me a bet. If I win he will pay off my student loans. Should I take it?

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Every year these kids come back with a new annoying quirk… “coin boys” are apparently the new thing

TIFU by maybe accidentally inviting my plumber over for Thanksgiving

TIFU by thinking the phrase was “Lame Ann’s Terms”

TIFU by telling a Slavic tourist “we don’t allow your kind in here”

I am Jerrick Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaadams, the man who legally added a lot of A's to my name at age 18 so I would appear first on any alphabetized list. Ask me anything!

Did I correctly tell my building’s super to turn the bidet water heat up to 95?

Does anyone have diving equipment to borrow or any information about the June 9th I-10 bridge crash?

I got so hungry at work I ate every single person’s lunch, and everyone blamed the janitor

My uncle offered me a bet. If I win he will pay off my student loans. Should I take it?

Wife threatened to leave five star reviews saying our waitress allowed underage drinkers. AITA for pledging to never take her out again?

Eating a smelly sock is more nutritious than eating sugar bunnies

If Iron Man was set during the 1000 BC, he would have been a Greek God

If Iron Man existed during the Iron Age, he would probably be a bison

Shit posters get a lot of flack, but if we're honest we all appreciate them deep down

I like having insects and spiders in the house.

There has probably been a rat in your tummy in the past 2 years

WIBTA if I smashed a whiffle ball bat into my roommate's testicles if he wakes me up at 10am again

It's possible that a rat snuck into your mouth last night and is living in your stomach right now

If we had no bones yoga would be a lot easier

Even though it's winter in the States, no one stops to ask where all the cold came from.

Eating a smelly sock is more nutritious than eating sugar bunnies

If Iron Man was set during the 1000 BC, he would have been a Greek God

If Iron Man existed during the Iron Age, he would probably be a bison

Shit posters get a lot of flack, but if we're honest we all appreciate them deep down

I like having insects and spiders in the house.

There has probably been a rat in your tummy in the past 2 years

WIBTA if I smashed a whiffle ball bat into my roommate's testicles if he wakes me up at 10am again

It's possible that a rat snuck into your mouth last night and is living in your stomach right now

If we had no bones yoga would be a lot easier

Even though it's winter in the States, no one stops to ask where all the cold came from.

Eating a smelly sock is more nutritious than eating sugar bunnies

If Iron Man was set during the 1000 BC, he would have been a Greek God

If Iron Man existed during the Iron Age, he would probably be a bison

Shit posters get a lot of flack, but if we're honest we all appreciate them deep down

I like having insects and spiders in the house.

There has probably been a rat in your tummy in the past 2 years

WIBTA if I smashed a whiffle ball bat into my roommate's testicles if he wakes me up at 10am again

It's possible that a rat snuck into your mouth last night and is living in your stomach right now

If we had no bones yoga would be a lot easier

Even though it's winter in the States, no one stops to ask where all the cold came from.

LuciusDickusMaximus Archive

Every year these kids come back with a new annoying quirk… “coin boys” are apparently the new thing

TIFU by maybe accidentally inviting my plumber over for Thanksgiving

TIFU by thinking the phrase was “Lame Ann’s Terms”

TIFU by telling a Slavic tourist “we don’t allow your kind in here”

I am Jerrick Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaadams, the man who legally added a lot of A's to my name at age 18 so I would appear first on any alphabetized list. Ask me anything!

Did I correctly tell my building’s super to turn the bidet water heat up to 95?

Does anyone have diving equipment to borrow or any information about the June 9th I-10 bridge crash?

I got so hungry at work I ate every single person’s lunch, and everyone blamed the janitor

My uncle offered me a bet. If I win he will pay off my student loans. Should I take it?

Wife threatened to leave five star reviews saying our waitress allowed underage drinkers. AITA for pledging to never take her out again?

Eating a smelly sock is more nutritious than eating sugar bunnies

If Iron Man was set during the 1000 BC, he would have been a Greek God

If Iron Man existed during the Iron Age, he would probably be a bison

Shit posters get a lot of flack, but if we're honest we all appreciate them deep down

I like having insects and spiders in the house.

There has probably been a rat in your tummy in the past 2 years

WIBTA if I smashed a whiffle ball bat into my roommate's testicles if he wakes me up at 10am again

It's possible that a rat snuck into your mouth last night and is living in your stomach right now

If we had no bones yoga would be a lot easier

Even though it's winter in the States, no one stops to ask where all the cold came from.

Eating a smelly sock is more nutritious than eating sugar bunnies

If Iron Man was set during the 1000 BC, he would have been a Greek God

If Iron Man existed during the Iron Age, he would probably be a bison

Shit posters get a lot of flack, but if we're honest we all appreciate them deep down

I like having insects and spiders in the house.

There has probably been a rat in your tummy in the past 2 years

WIBTA if I smashed a whiffle ball bat into my roommate's testicles if he wakes me up at 10am again

It's possible that a rat snuck into your mouth last night and is living in your stomach right now

If we had no bones yoga would be a lot easier

Even though it's winter in the States, no one stops to ask where all the cold came from.

Eating a smelly sock is more nutritious than eating sugar bunnies

If Iron Man was set during the 1000 BC, he would have been a Greek God

If Iron Man existed during the Iron Age, he would probably be a bison

Shit posters get a lot of flack, but if we're honest we all appreciate them deep down

I like having insects and spiders in the house.

There has probably been a rat in your tummy in the past 2 years

WIBTA if I smashed a whiffle ball bat into my roommate's testicles if he wakes me up at 10am again

It's possible that a rat snuck into your mouth last night and is living in your stomach right now

If we had no bones yoga would be a lot easier

Even though it's winter in the States, no one stops to ask where all the cold came from.