LuciusDickusMaximus Archive
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/r/Teachers
Every year these kids come back with a new annoying quirk… “coin boys” are apparently the new thing
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/r/tifu
TIFU by maybe accidentally inviting my plumber over for Thanksgiving
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/r/tifu
TIFU by thinking the phrase was “Lame Ann’s Terms”
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/r/tifu
TIFU by telling a Slavic tourist “we don’t allow your kind in here”
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/r/casualiama
I am Jerrick Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaadams, the man who legally added a lot of A's to my name at age 18 so I would appear first on any alphabetized list. Ask me anything!
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/r/Spanish
Did I correctly tell my building’s super to turn the bidet water heat up to 95?
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/r/MobileAL
Does anyone have diving equipment to borrow or any information about the June 9th I-10 bridge crash?
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/r/TrueOffMyChest
I got so hungry at work I ate every single person’s lunch, and everyone blamed the janitor
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/r/TrueOffMyChest
My uncle offered me a bet. If I win he will pay off my student loans. Should I take it?
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/r/AITAH
Wife threatened to leave five star reviews saying our waitress allowed underage drinkers. AITA for pledging to never take her out again?
/r/AskReddit
A mafia boss captures your entire family and tells you you must ruin a thousand children's birthday parties in one week or your family dies. What's your next move?
/r/AskReddit
You are given $1,000,000 dollars each time you kill off the last of an endangered species. Do you do it, and if so, what's your strategy?
/r/AskReddit
Redditors who were of age during the Roaring Twenties, how does these days compare to then?
/r/AskReddit
Redditors with really dumb friends, what did they do that made you go "Hold on-- this whole operation was your idea"?
/r/AskReddit
Activists of Reddit, what movement was so crazy it made you go "Oh no, I'm not brave enough of politics"?
/r/CSHFans
[New Song] Live version of "Can't Cool Me Down" from Mass MoCa show!
/r/AskReddit
Where did the expression "dog" come from? As in "What's up, dog?" or "You pathetic dog"?
/r/AskReddit
Former Assholes of Reddit, what moment made you realize you were being "that guy/girl"?
/r/cringe
Didn't Recognize my Ex-Wife's sister and asked her out on a date
/r/AskReddit
People of Reddit who usually have terrible facial recognition, what was your "Jesus Christ that's Jason Bourne" moment?
/r/AskReddit
A mafia boss captures your entire family and tells you you must ruin a thousand children's birthday parties in one week or your family dies. What's your next move?
/r/AskReddit
You are given $1,000,000 dollars each time you kill off the last of an endangered species. Do you do it, and if so, what's your strategy?
/r/AskReddit
Redditors who were of age during the Roaring Twenties, how does these days compare to then?
/r/AskReddit
Redditors with really dumb friends, what did they do that made you go "Hold on-- this whole operation was your idea"?
/r/AskReddit
Activists of Reddit, what movement was so crazy it made you go "Oh no, I'm not brave enough of politics"?
/r/CSHFans
[New Song] Live version of "Can't Cool Me Down" from Mass MoCa show!
/r/AskReddit
Where did the expression "dog" come from? As in "What's up, dog?" or "You pathetic dog"?
/r/AskReddit
Former Assholes of Reddit, what moment made you realize you were being "that guy/girl"?
/r/cringe
Didn't Recognize my Ex-Wife's sister and asked her out on a date
/r/AskReddit