LuciusDickusMaximus Archive
/r/Showerthoughts
We all have that friend who has a ginormous freckle on his forehead.
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If ten people a day gave four pennies each to a non-profit, in ten years it would be funded for life.
/r/AskReddit
[Serious] What is the least serious thing you can comment?
/r/Showerthoughts
They say you have to be an idiot to not make a million dollars by your thirties, but no one mentions library fines.
/r/Showerthoughts
They say you have to be an idiot to not make a million dollars by your 30's, but no one mentions library fines.
/r/AskReddit
Redditors who abstain from politics, how do you deal with the guilt?
/r/Showerthoughts
If you don't know who the smelliest person in your friend group is, it's you.
/r/Showerthoughts
We are surprised when someone lives over 50, but with celebrities not so much.
/r/casualiama
I am Hunter Solodam, the "man who broke the Catholic Church" according to my town priest. I have converted over 400 of my town's most devoted Catholics to atheism. Ask me anything!
/r/Showerthoughts
We never consider ourselves altruistic until the fat man sings.
/r/Showerthoughts
We all have that friend who has a ginormous freckle on his forehead.
/r/Showerthoughts
If ten people a day gave four pennies each to a non-profit, in ten years it would be funded for life.
/r/AskReddit
[Serious] What is the least serious thing you can comment?
/r/Showerthoughts
They say you have to be an idiot to not make a million dollars by your thirties, but no one mentions library fines.
/r/Showerthoughts
They say you have to be an idiot to not make a million dollars by your 30's, but no one mentions library fines.
/r/AskReddit
Redditors who abstain from politics, how do you deal with the guilt?
/r/Showerthoughts
If you don't know who the smelliest person in your friend group is, it's you.
/r/Showerthoughts
We are surprised when someone lives over 50, but with celebrities not so much.
/r/casualiama
I am Hunter Solodam, the "man who broke the Catholic Church" according to my town priest. I have converted over 400 of my town's most devoted Catholics to atheism. Ask me anything!
/r/Showerthoughts
We never consider ourselves altruistic until the fat man sings.
/r/Showerthoughts
We all have that friend who has a ginormous freckle on his forehead.
/r/Showerthoughts
If ten people a day gave four pennies each to a non-profit, in ten years it would be funded for life.
/r/AskReddit
[Serious] What is the least serious thing you can comment?
/r/Showerthoughts
They say you have to be an idiot to not make a million dollars by your thirties, but no one mentions library fines.
/r/Showerthoughts
They say you have to be an idiot to not make a million dollars by your 30's, but no one mentions library fines.
/r/AskReddit
Redditors who abstain from politics, how do you deal with the guilt?
/r/Showerthoughts
If you don't know who the smelliest person in your friend group is, it's you.
/r/Showerthoughts
We are surprised when someone lives over 50, but with celebrities not so much.
/r/casualiama
I am Hunter Solodam, the "man who broke the Catholic Church" according to my town priest. I have converted over 400 of my town's most devoted Catholics to atheism. Ask me anything!
/r/Showerthoughts