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/r/Teachers

Every year these kids come back with a new annoying quirk… “coin boys” are apparently the new thing

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/r/tifu

TIFU by maybe accidentally inviting my plumber over for Thanksgiving

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/r/tifu

TIFU by thinking the phrase was “Lame Ann’s Terms”

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/r/tifu

TIFU by telling a Slavic tourist “we don’t allow your kind in here”

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/r/casualiama

I am Jerrick Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaadams, the man who legally added a lot of A's to my name at age 18 so I would appear first on any alphabetized list. Ask me anything!

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/r/Spanish

Did I correctly tell my building’s super to turn the bidet water heat up to 95?

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/r/MobileAL

Does anyone have diving equipment to borrow or any information about the June 9th I-10 bridge crash?

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/r/TrueOffMyChest

I got so hungry at work I ate every single person’s lunch, and everyone blamed the janitor

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/r/TrueOffMyChest

My uncle offered me a bet. If I win he will pay off my student loans. Should I take it?

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/r/AITAH

Wife threatened to leave five star reviews saying our waitress allowed underage drinkers. AITA for pledging to never take her out again?

/r/NoStupidQuestions

Why do people take showers so often? I take one every two weeks and smell fine

/r/teenagers

How do I kindly reject this guy?

/r/AskReddit

Girls of reddit, when you reject a guy because you "don't want to ruin the friendship," would you go out with him if he ruined the friendship himself and then asked you out?

/r/AskReddit

Redditors of Reddit, when did you finally realize you were never going to kiss a girl?

/r/Showerthoughts

The of most interesting all people are in in this country by luck, while and those of the other countries are there by skill.

/r/teenagers

I'm in boys!!!!

/r/teenagers

[Unpopular Opinion] School should start at 6am.

/r/SandersForPresident

Bernie knows what the people want, and he is the only one who will fight for it!

/r/tifu

TIFU by allowing my boyfriend to speak

/r/NoStupidQuestions

When does Season 4, Episode 3 of "Hot Mommas" air on EST please help?

/r/NoStupidQuestions

Why do people take showers so often? I take one every two weeks and smell fine

/r/teenagers

How do I kindly reject this guy?

/r/AskReddit

Girls of reddit, when you reject a guy because you "don't want to ruin the friendship," would you go out with him if he ruined the friendship himself and then asked you out?

/r/AskReddit

Redditors of Reddit, when did you finally realize you were never going to kiss a girl?

/r/Showerthoughts

The of most interesting all people are in in this country by luck, while and those of the other countries are there by skill.

/r/teenagers

I'm in boys!!!!

/r/teenagers

[Unpopular Opinion] School should start at 6am.

/r/SandersForPresident

Bernie knows what the people want, and he is the only one who will fight for it!

/r/tifu

TIFU by allowing my boyfriend to speak

/r/NoStupidQuestions

When does Season 4, Episode 3 of "Hot Mommas" air on EST please help?

/r/NoStupidQuestions

Why do people take showers so often? I take one every two weeks and smell fine

/r/teenagers

How do I kindly reject this guy?

/r/AskReddit

Girls of reddit, when you reject a guy because you "don't want to ruin the friendship," would you go out with him if he ruined the friendship himself and then asked you out?

/r/AskReddit

Redditors of Reddit, when did you finally realize you were never going to kiss a girl?

/r/Showerthoughts

The of most interesting all people are in in this country by luck, while and those of the other countries are there by skill.

/r/teenagers

I'm in boys!!!!

/r/teenagers

[Unpopular Opinion] School should start at 6am.

/r/SandersForPresident

Bernie knows what the people want, and he is the only one who will fight for it!

/r/tifu

TIFU by allowing my boyfriend to speak

/r/NoStupidQuestions

When does Season 4, Episode 3 of "Hot Mommas" air on EST please help?