LuciusDickusMaximus Archive
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/r/Teachers
Every year these kids come back with a new annoying quirk… “coin boys” are apparently the new thing
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/r/tifu
TIFU by maybe accidentally inviting my plumber over for Thanksgiving
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/r/tifu
TIFU by thinking the phrase was “Lame Ann’s Terms”
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/r/tifu
TIFU by telling a Slavic tourist “we don’t allow your kind in here”
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/r/casualiama
I am Jerrick Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaadams, the man who legally added a lot of A's to my name at age 18 so I would appear first on any alphabetized list. Ask me anything!
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/r/Spanish
Did I correctly tell my building’s super to turn the bidet water heat up to 95?
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/r/MobileAL
Does anyone have diving equipment to borrow or any information about the June 9th I-10 bridge crash?
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/r/TrueOffMyChest
I got so hungry at work I ate every single person’s lunch, and everyone blamed the janitor
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/r/TrueOffMyChest
My uncle offered me a bet. If I win he will pay off my student loans. Should I take it?
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/r/AITAH
Wife threatened to leave five star reviews saying our waitress allowed underage drinkers. AITA for pledging to never take her out again?
/r/Showerthoughts
There is probably a monkey that is smarter than you ever will be.
/r/AskReddit
People (preferably women), when is a good time to tell a girl that said "she's glad that we will always be friends" that you're in love with her?
/r/AskReddit
What is the most crazy "lie" you can repeat that is actually true?
/r/NoStupidQuestions
Why does the new wave of historians agree that George Washington probably didn't exist?
/r/AskReddit
People who work jobs that usually have no shocks, what's your "Jesus Christ, that's Jason Bourne" workday story?
/r/wowthanksimcured
Hey depressed people, you suck! Doesn't that make you feel better??
/r/AskReddit
You and 50 other people are given $100 dollars with a chance to turn it into $1,000,000 if you, in the next hour, can buy more calories (sum total of the calories of the food you buy for given money) than everyone else. What's your shopping list?
/r/Showerthoughts
If$1 could buy you only a hundred calories worth of food, obesity would be non-existent.
/r/AskReddit
Disgusting, ignorant conservatives of Reddit, why do you always resort to identity politics?
/r/AskReddit
A god is bored and decides to toy with you by offering you a choice: Either everyone you love gets debilitating dementia if they ever see or hear from you again or you have to punch one baby in the head at full force every week for the rest of your life. What do you choose?
/r/Showerthoughts
There is probably a monkey that is smarter than you ever will be.
/r/AskReddit
People (preferably women), when is a good time to tell a girl that said "she's glad that we will always be friends" that you're in love with her?
/r/AskReddit
What is the most crazy "lie" you can repeat that is actually true?
/r/NoStupidQuestions
Why does the new wave of historians agree that George Washington probably didn't exist?
/r/AskReddit
People who work jobs that usually have no shocks, what's your "Jesus Christ, that's Jason Bourne" workday story?
/r/wowthanksimcured
Hey depressed people, you suck! Doesn't that make you feel better??
/r/AskReddit
You and 50 other people are given $100 dollars with a chance to turn it into $1,000,000 if you, in the next hour, can buy more calories (sum total of the calories of the food you buy for given money) than everyone else. What's your shopping list?
/r/Showerthoughts
If$1 could buy you only a hundred calories worth of food, obesity would be non-existent.
/r/AskReddit
Disgusting, ignorant conservatives of Reddit, why do you always resort to identity politics?
/r/AskReddit