LuciusDickusMaximus's reddit snoovatar

LuciusDickusMaximus Archive

1

/r/Teachers

Every year these kids come back with a new annoying quirk… “coin boys” are apparently the new thing

2

/r/tifu

TIFU by maybe accidentally inviting my plumber over for Thanksgiving

3

/r/tifu

TIFU by thinking the phrase was “Lame Ann’s Terms”

4

/r/tifu

TIFU by telling a Slavic tourist “we don’t allow your kind in here”

5

/r/casualiama

I am Jerrick Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaadams, the man who legally added a lot of A's to my name at age 18 so I would appear first on any alphabetized list. Ask me anything!

6

/r/Spanish

Did I correctly tell my building’s super to turn the bidet water heat up to 95?

7

/r/MobileAL

Does anyone have diving equipment to borrow or any information about the June 9th I-10 bridge crash?

8

/r/TrueOffMyChest

I got so hungry at work I ate every single person’s lunch, and everyone blamed the janitor

9

/r/TrueOffMyChest

My uncle offered me a bet. If I win he will pay off my student loans. Should I take it?

10

/r/AITAH

Wife threatened to leave five star reviews saying our waitress allowed underage drinkers. AITA for pledging to never take her out again?

/r/AskReddit

Redditors of Reddit who usually don't mind repetition, what was your "Aw shit, here we go again" moment?

/r/IAmA

IAMA man who has a superhuman sense of smell, confirmed by doctors. AMA

/r/IAmA

IAMA man who has a superhuman sense of smell, confirmed by doctors. AMA

/r/IAmA

I'm Mark Sandelo, a graphic designer who makes "Hot Singles In Your Area!" ads. AMA!

/r/thatHappened

This is probably the worst one I have ever seen in the wild

/r/AskReddit

Girls of Reddit, when you tell a guy "I'm not looking for anything right now" after you get asked out, how long should be waited till ask again?

/r/AskReddit

Girls of Reddit, when you tell a guy "I'm not looking for anything right now" after you get asked out, how long should I wait till ask again?

/r/AskReddit

Girls of Reddit, when you tell a guy "I'm not looking for anything right now" after I ask them out, how long should I wait till I ask again?

/r/cringe

Told my professor to "Punish me, Daddy"

/r/Showerthoughts

A bowl of ice cream is onlly complete if if scoop if only two

/r/AskReddit

Redditors of Reddit who usually don't mind repetition, what was your "Aw shit, here we go again" moment?

/r/IAmA

IAMA man who has a superhuman sense of smell, confirmed by doctors. AMA

/r/IAmA

IAMA man who has a superhuman sense of smell, confirmed by doctors. AMA

/r/IAmA

I'm Mark Sandelo, a graphic designer who makes "Hot Singles In Your Area!" ads. AMA!

/r/thatHappened

This is probably the worst one I have ever seen in the wild

/r/AskReddit

Girls of Reddit, when you tell a guy "I'm not looking for anything right now" after you get asked out, how long should be waited till ask again?

/r/AskReddit

Girls of Reddit, when you tell a guy "I'm not looking for anything right now" after you get asked out, how long should I wait till ask again?

/r/AskReddit

Girls of Reddit, when you tell a guy "I'm not looking for anything right now" after I ask them out, how long should I wait till I ask again?

/r/cringe

Told my professor to "Punish me, Daddy"

/r/Showerthoughts

A bowl of ice cream is onlly complete if if scoop if only two

/r/AskReddit

Redditors of Reddit who usually don't mind repetition, what was your "Aw shit, here we go again" moment?

/r/IAmA

IAMA man who has a superhuman sense of smell, confirmed by doctors. AMA

/r/IAmA

IAMA man who has a superhuman sense of smell, confirmed by doctors. AMA

/r/IAmA

I'm Mark Sandelo, a graphic designer who makes "Hot Singles In Your Area!" ads. AMA!

/r/thatHappened

This is probably the worst one I have ever seen in the wild

/r/AskReddit

Girls of Reddit, when you tell a guy "I'm not looking for anything right now" after you get asked out, how long should be waited till ask again?

/r/AskReddit

Girls of Reddit, when you tell a guy "I'm not looking for anything right now" after you get asked out, how long should I wait till ask again?

/r/AskReddit

Girls of Reddit, when you tell a guy "I'm not looking for anything right now" after I ask them out, how long should I wait till I ask again?

/r/cringe

Told my professor to "Punish me, Daddy"

/r/Showerthoughts

A bowl of ice cream is onlly complete if if scoop if only two