LuciusDickusMaximus Archive
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/r/Teachers
Every year these kids come back with a new annoying quirk… “coin boys” are apparently the new thing
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/r/tifu
TIFU by maybe accidentally inviting my plumber over for Thanksgiving
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/r/tifu
TIFU by thinking the phrase was “Lame Ann’s Terms”
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/r/tifu
TIFU by telling a Slavic tourist “we don’t allow your kind in here”
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/r/casualiama
I am Jerrick Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaadams, the man who legally added a lot of A's to my name at age 18 so I would appear first on any alphabetized list. Ask me anything!
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/r/Spanish
Did I correctly tell my building’s super to turn the bidet water heat up to 95?
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/r/MobileAL
Does anyone have diving equipment to borrow or any information about the June 9th I-10 bridge crash?
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/r/TrueOffMyChest
I got so hungry at work I ate every single person’s lunch, and everyone blamed the janitor
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/r/TrueOffMyChest
My uncle offered me a bet. If I win he will pay off my student loans. Should I take it?
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/r/AITAH
Wife threatened to leave five star reviews saying our waitress allowed underage drinkers. AITA for pledging to never take her out again?
/r/soccer
Samir Nasri is the best player of his generation. Yes, better than both Cristiano Ronaldo and Messi.
/r/IAmA
IAmA intern at the Daily Wire who works with Ben Shapiro daily. Ask Me Anything!
/r/Showerthoughts
Ironically, anyone who says "Please" and "Thank You" is probably neither.
/r/Showerthoughts
They said that dog is "mans' best friend" but they sure seem to do like women a lot more much.
/r/HelpMeFind
Help me find a video featuring Ben Shapiro and Taylor Swift's "Wildest Dreams"
/r/Showerthoughts
I bet in ancient times they didn't think we would have computers today.
/r/AskReddit
What's your "I'm not religious but please God if you exist help" story?
/r/politics
Trump: "Would Jesus have allowed the caravan through? No. Why should we?"
/r/IAmA
IAMA University Professor who Teaches History of Sex, Ask Me Anything!
/r/Showerthoughts
If we changed the word "attack" to "negotiate," there would probably be a lot less war in history.
/r/soccer
Samir Nasri is the best player of his generation. Yes, better than both Cristiano Ronaldo and Messi.
/r/IAmA
IAmA intern at the Daily Wire who works with Ben Shapiro daily. Ask Me Anything!
/r/Showerthoughts
Ironically, anyone who says "Please" and "Thank You" is probably neither.
/r/Showerthoughts
They said that dog is "mans' best friend" but they sure seem to do like women a lot more much.
/r/HelpMeFind
Help me find a video featuring Ben Shapiro and Taylor Swift's "Wildest Dreams"
/r/Showerthoughts
I bet in ancient times they didn't think we would have computers today.
/r/AskReddit
What's your "I'm not religious but please God if you exist help" story?
/r/politics
Trump: "Would Jesus have allowed the caravan through? No. Why should we?"
/r/IAmA
IAMA University Professor who Teaches History of Sex, Ask Me Anything!
/r/Showerthoughts