LuciusDickusMaximus Archive
/r/Showerthoughts
In basketball, grown men and women compete to throw a rubber spheroid in a metallic circle, but not if the people dressed like zookeepers don't let them.
/r/Showerthoughts
Give a man a jump, he will drive for a day. Teach a man to jump, he will fall for the rest of his life.
/r/AskReddit
Redditors who usually are very honest and hate deciet, what did someone do to you that caused your "here's a little lesson in trickery" moment?
/r/Showerthoughts
People would rather have a showerthot than a showerthought, though not always.
/r/PremierLeague
Samir Nasri is the best player of his generation. Yes, better than both Cristiano Ronaldo and Messi.
/r/AskReddit
What movie was so good it made every other movie bad for a while?
/r/soccer
Samir Nasri is the best player of his generation. Yes, better than both Cristiano Ronaldo and Messi.
/r/IAmA
IAmA intern at the Daily Wire who works with Ben Shapiro daily. Ask Me Anything!
/r/Showerthoughts
Ironically, anyone who says "Please" and "Thank You" is probably neither.
/r/Showerthoughts
They said that dog is "mans' best friend" but they sure seem to do like women a lot more much.
/r/Showerthoughts
In basketball, grown men and women compete to throw a rubber spheroid in a metallic circle, but not if the people dressed like zookeepers don't let them.
/r/Showerthoughts
Give a man a jump, he will drive for a day. Teach a man to jump, he will fall for the rest of his life.
/r/AskReddit
Redditors who usually are very honest and hate deciet, what did someone do to you that caused your "here's a little lesson in trickery" moment?
/r/Showerthoughts
People would rather have a showerthot than a showerthought, though not always.
/r/PremierLeague
Samir Nasri is the best player of his generation. Yes, better than both Cristiano Ronaldo and Messi.
/r/AskReddit
What movie was so good it made every other movie bad for a while?
/r/soccer
Samir Nasri is the best player of his generation. Yes, better than both Cristiano Ronaldo and Messi.
/r/IAmA
IAmA intern at the Daily Wire who works with Ben Shapiro daily. Ask Me Anything!
/r/Showerthoughts
Ironically, anyone who says "Please" and "Thank You" is probably neither.
/r/Showerthoughts
They said that dog is "mans' best friend" but they sure seem to do like women a lot more much.
/r/Showerthoughts
In basketball, grown men and women compete to throw a rubber spheroid in a metallic circle, but not if the people dressed like zookeepers don't let them.
/r/Showerthoughts
Give a man a jump, he will drive for a day. Teach a man to jump, he will fall for the rest of his life.
/r/AskReddit
Redditors who usually are very honest and hate deciet, what did someone do to you that caused your "here's a little lesson in trickery" moment?
/r/Showerthoughts
People would rather have a showerthot than a showerthought, though not always.
/r/PremierLeague
Samir Nasri is the best player of his generation. Yes, better than both Cristiano Ronaldo and Messi.
/r/AskReddit
What movie was so good it made every other movie bad for a while?
/r/soccer
Samir Nasri is the best player of his generation. Yes, better than both Cristiano Ronaldo and Messi.
/r/IAmA
IAmA intern at the Daily Wire who works with Ben Shapiro daily. Ask Me Anything!
/r/Showerthoughts
Ironically, anyone who says "Please" and "Thank You" is probably neither.
/r/Showerthoughts