LuciusDickusMaximus Archive
/r/NoStupidQuestions
Does it make sense for a Tinder guy to not want to hookup because of COVID because you've been to a couple house parties even though you have had ZERO symptoms?
/r/hittableFaces
This human piece of shit who is my biological father and left my mom to raise me on her own
/r/dataisbeautiful
[OC] A map of Sophomores, Juniors, and Seniors at my college and their mutual hookups.
/r/dankmemes
She turns herself into a Karma Whore, funniest shit I've ever seen
/r/Showerthoughts
Sucking on hangnails probably cures heartburn because our ancestors ate with their fingers and would probably swallow hangnails while eating.
/r/Showerthoughts
People who chug entire handles of vodka at a party are the adult version of the kid who sucked all the ink out of sharpies at the sleepover.
/r/bodyweightfitness
People who were ugly as fuck and hit the gym hardcore, did it help your chances in getting girls?
/r/Showerthoughts
If a freezer was put inside a microwave inside a bigger freezer, it would make the original freezer a source of great food storage but also great waste of electricity.
/r/Showerthoughts
If a microwave was put in the oven and turned on, Christmas dinner could be cooked in under five minutes.
/r/casualiama
My immigrant mother was one of "Rich Girl"'s ex-employees. She was treated terribly. Considering doxxing this horrible human being. Ama!
/r/NoStupidQuestions
Does it make sense for a Tinder guy to not want to hookup because of COVID because you've been to a couple house parties even though you have had ZERO symptoms?
/r/hittableFaces
This human piece of shit who is my biological father and left my mom to raise me on her own
/r/dataisbeautiful
[OC] A map of Sophomores, Juniors, and Seniors at my college and their mutual hookups.
/r/dankmemes
She turns herself into a Karma Whore, funniest shit I've ever seen
/r/Showerthoughts
Sucking on hangnails probably cures heartburn because our ancestors ate with their fingers and would probably swallow hangnails while eating.
/r/Showerthoughts
People who chug entire handles of vodka at a party are the adult version of the kid who sucked all the ink out of sharpies at the sleepover.
/r/bodyweightfitness
People who were ugly as fuck and hit the gym hardcore, did it help your chances in getting girls?
/r/Showerthoughts
If a freezer was put inside a microwave inside a bigger freezer, it would make the original freezer a source of great food storage but also great waste of electricity.
/r/Showerthoughts
If a microwave was put in the oven and turned on, Christmas dinner could be cooked in under five minutes.
/r/casualiama
My immigrant mother was one of "Rich Girl"'s ex-employees. She was treated terribly. Considering doxxing this horrible human being. Ama!
/r/NoStupidQuestions
Does it make sense for a Tinder guy to not want to hookup because of COVID because you've been to a couple house parties even though you have had ZERO symptoms?
/r/hittableFaces
This human piece of shit who is my biological father and left my mom to raise me on her own
/r/dataisbeautiful
[OC] A map of Sophomores, Juniors, and Seniors at my college and their mutual hookups.
/r/dankmemes
She turns herself into a Karma Whore, funniest shit I've ever seen
/r/Showerthoughts
Sucking on hangnails probably cures heartburn because our ancestors ate with their fingers and would probably swallow hangnails while eating.
/r/Showerthoughts
People who chug entire handles of vodka at a party are the adult version of the kid who sucked all the ink out of sharpies at the sleepover.
/r/bodyweightfitness
People who were ugly as fuck and hit the gym hardcore, did it help your chances in getting girls?
/r/Showerthoughts
If a freezer was put inside a microwave inside a bigger freezer, it would make the original freezer a source of great food storage but also great waste of electricity.
/r/Showerthoughts
If a microwave was put in the oven and turned on, Christmas dinner could be cooked in under five minutes.
/r/casualiama