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Every year these kids come back with a new annoying quirk… “coin boys” are apparently the new thing

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TIFU by maybe accidentally inviting my plumber over for Thanksgiving

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TIFU by thinking the phrase was “Lame Ann’s Terms”

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TIFU by telling a Slavic tourist “we don’t allow your kind in here”

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I am Jerrick Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaadams, the man who legally added a lot of A's to my name at age 18 so I would appear first on any alphabetized list. Ask me anything!

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Did I correctly tell my building’s super to turn the bidet water heat up to 95?

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Does anyone have diving equipment to borrow or any information about the June 9th I-10 bridge crash?

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I got so hungry at work I ate every single person’s lunch, and everyone blamed the janitor

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My uncle offered me a bet. If I win he will pay off my student loans. Should I take it?

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Every year these kids come back with a new annoying quirk… “coin boys” are apparently the new thing

TIFU by maybe accidentally inviting my plumber over for Thanksgiving

TIFU by thinking the phrase was “Lame Ann’s Terms”

TIFU by telling a Slavic tourist “we don’t allow your kind in here”

I am Jerrick Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaadams, the man who legally added a lot of A's to my name at age 18 so I would appear first on any alphabetized list. Ask me anything!

Did I correctly tell my building’s super to turn the bidet water heat up to 95?

Does anyone have diving equipment to borrow or any information about the June 9th I-10 bridge crash?

I got so hungry at work I ate every single person’s lunch, and everyone blamed the janitor

My uncle offered me a bet. If I win he will pay off my student loans. Should I take it?

Wife threatened to leave five star reviews saying our waitress allowed underage drinkers. AITA for pledging to never take her out again?

Pence quotes Marvel's Thanos: "The Democrats should have aimed for the head! We're about to have all the infinity stones."

Lol haha!!!!!

My coworker emailed this to me during our Zoom meeting. Had to turn off my camera because I almost peed myself

Yo misTah White

You want me to give you the flu? Ok

You want me to give you co vid?ok.

What's the episode where Dwight tricks Phyllis into drinking her own urine? I think the quote by Michael in the scene is "Dwight, this is unacceptional!"

I'm Burt Flloyder, a UPS employee who just realized that because of Corona fatality I am currently 3rd in line to the Duchy of Waddingham.

They probably add Vitamin D to whole milk because they know that anyone degen enough to drink whole milk doesn't go outside.

Look like I was choosing beggar this times on the $300 door 😂😂

Pence quotes Marvel's Thanos: "The Democrats should have aimed for the head! We're about to have all the infinity stones."

Lol haha!!!!!

My coworker emailed this to me during our Zoom meeting. Had to turn off my camera because I almost peed myself

Yo misTah White

You want me to give you the flu? Ok

You want me to give you co vid?ok.

What's the episode where Dwight tricks Phyllis into drinking her own urine? I think the quote by Michael in the scene is "Dwight, this is unacceptional!"

I'm Burt Flloyder, a UPS employee who just realized that because of Corona fatality I am currently 3rd in line to the Duchy of Waddingham.

They probably add Vitamin D to whole milk because they know that anyone degen enough to drink whole milk doesn't go outside.

Look like I was choosing beggar this times on the $300 door 😂😂

Pence quotes Marvel's Thanos: "The Democrats should have aimed for the head! We're about to have all the infinity stones."

Lol haha!!!!!

My coworker emailed this to me during our Zoom meeting. Had to turn off my camera because I almost peed myself

Yo misTah White

You want me to give you the flu? Ok

You want me to give you co vid?ok.

What's the episode where Dwight tricks Phyllis into drinking her own urine? I think the quote by Michael in the scene is "Dwight, this is unacceptional!"

I'm Burt Flloyder, a UPS employee who just realized that because of Corona fatality I am currently 3rd in line to the Duchy of Waddingham.

They probably add Vitamin D to whole milk because they know that anyone degen enough to drink whole milk doesn't go outside.

Look like I was choosing beggar this times on the $300 door 😂😂

LuciusDickusMaximus Archive

Every year these kids come back with a new annoying quirk… “coin boys” are apparently the new thing

TIFU by maybe accidentally inviting my plumber over for Thanksgiving

TIFU by thinking the phrase was “Lame Ann’s Terms”

TIFU by telling a Slavic tourist “we don’t allow your kind in here”

I am Jerrick Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaadams, the man who legally added a lot of A's to my name at age 18 so I would appear first on any alphabetized list. Ask me anything!

Did I correctly tell my building’s super to turn the bidet water heat up to 95?

Does anyone have diving equipment to borrow or any information about the June 9th I-10 bridge crash?

I got so hungry at work I ate every single person’s lunch, and everyone blamed the janitor

My uncle offered me a bet. If I win he will pay off my student loans. Should I take it?

Wife threatened to leave five star reviews saying our waitress allowed underage drinkers. AITA for pledging to never take her out again?

Pence quotes Marvel's Thanos: "The Democrats should have aimed for the head! We're about to have all the infinity stones."

Lol haha!!!!!

My coworker emailed this to me during our Zoom meeting. Had to turn off my camera because I almost peed myself

Yo misTah White

You want me to give you the flu? Ok

You want me to give you co vid?ok.

What's the episode where Dwight tricks Phyllis into drinking her own urine? I think the quote by Michael in the scene is "Dwight, this is unacceptional!"

I'm Burt Flloyder, a UPS employee who just realized that because of Corona fatality I am currently 3rd in line to the Duchy of Waddingham.

They probably add Vitamin D to whole milk because they know that anyone degen enough to drink whole milk doesn't go outside.

Look like I was choosing beggar this times on the $300 door 😂😂

Pence quotes Marvel's Thanos: "The Democrats should have aimed for the head! We're about to have all the infinity stones."

Lol haha!!!!!

My coworker emailed this to me during our Zoom meeting. Had to turn off my camera because I almost peed myself

Yo misTah White

You want me to give you the flu? Ok

You want me to give you co vid?ok.

What's the episode where Dwight tricks Phyllis into drinking her own urine? I think the quote by Michael in the scene is "Dwight, this is unacceptional!"

I'm Burt Flloyder, a UPS employee who just realized that because of Corona fatality I am currently 3rd in line to the Duchy of Waddingham.

They probably add Vitamin D to whole milk because they know that anyone degen enough to drink whole milk doesn't go outside.

Look like I was choosing beggar this times on the $300 door 😂😂

Pence quotes Marvel's Thanos: "The Democrats should have aimed for the head! We're about to have all the infinity stones."

Lol haha!!!!!

My coworker emailed this to me during our Zoom meeting. Had to turn off my camera because I almost peed myself

Yo misTah White

You want me to give you the flu? Ok

You want me to give you co vid?ok.

What's the episode where Dwight tricks Phyllis into drinking her own urine? I think the quote by Michael in the scene is "Dwight, this is unacceptional!"

I'm Burt Flloyder, a UPS employee who just realized that because of Corona fatality I am currently 3rd in line to the Duchy of Waddingham.

They probably add Vitamin D to whole milk because they know that anyone degen enough to drink whole milk doesn't go outside.

Look like I was choosing beggar this times on the $300 door 😂😂