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Every year these kids come back with a new annoying quirk… “coin boys” are apparently the new thing

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TIFU by maybe accidentally inviting my plumber over for Thanksgiving

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TIFU by thinking the phrase was “Lame Ann’s Terms”

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TIFU by telling a Slavic tourist “we don’t allow your kind in here”

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I am Jerrick Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaadams, the man who legally added a lot of A's to my name at age 18 so I would appear first on any alphabetized list. Ask me anything!

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Did I correctly tell my building’s super to turn the bidet water heat up to 95?

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Does anyone have diving equipment to borrow or any information about the June 9th I-10 bridge crash?

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I got so hungry at work I ate every single person’s lunch, and everyone blamed the janitor

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My uncle offered me a bet. If I win he will pay off my student loans. Should I take it?

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Every year these kids come back with a new annoying quirk… “coin boys” are apparently the new thing

TIFU by maybe accidentally inviting my plumber over for Thanksgiving

TIFU by thinking the phrase was “Lame Ann’s Terms”

TIFU by telling a Slavic tourist “we don’t allow your kind in here”

I am Jerrick Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaadams, the man who legally added a lot of A's to my name at age 18 so I would appear first on any alphabetized list. Ask me anything!

Did I correctly tell my building’s super to turn the bidet water heat up to 95?

Does anyone have diving equipment to borrow or any information about the June 9th I-10 bridge crash?

I got so hungry at work I ate every single person’s lunch, and everyone blamed the janitor

My uncle offered me a bet. If I win he will pay off my student loans. Should I take it?

Wife threatened to leave five star reviews saying our waitress allowed underage drinkers. AITA for pledging to never take her out again?

My wife who called herself a "clean-freak" in birthing classes last week left me with this to take care of this morning

How to set up nonprofit to avoid paying taxes on my alcohol?

How to set up a non profit so I can get all my alcohol tax free?

TIFU by destroying almost $1 million dollars worth of guitars at the music store

I'm the most attractive person I know but most of time times I've had sex, I've paid for it

Couches are bad for sleeping, but at least the cushions muffle the sound of wife cheating with another man.

Being married is more lonely then when in solitary confinement.

One good thing about the wife making you sleep on the couch is the proximity to the beer in the fridge.

My dog Tooth catching her first meal of the day

What's the episode where the warehouse guys surround Michael and push him towards the Baler, threatening to throw him in if he tells David Wallace about their poker nights?

My wife who called herself a "clean-freak" in birthing classes last week left me with this to take care of this morning

How to set up nonprofit to avoid paying taxes on my alcohol?

How to set up a non profit so I can get all my alcohol tax free?

TIFU by destroying almost $1 million dollars worth of guitars at the music store

I'm the most attractive person I know but most of time times I've had sex, I've paid for it

Couches are bad for sleeping, but at least the cushions muffle the sound of wife cheating with another man.

Being married is more lonely then when in solitary confinement.

One good thing about the wife making you sleep on the couch is the proximity to the beer in the fridge.

My dog Tooth catching her first meal of the day

What's the episode where the warehouse guys surround Michael and push him towards the Baler, threatening to throw him in if he tells David Wallace about their poker nights?

My wife who called herself a "clean-freak" in birthing classes last week left me with this to take care of this morning

How to set up nonprofit to avoid paying taxes on my alcohol?

How to set up a non profit so I can get all my alcohol tax free?

TIFU by destroying almost $1 million dollars worth of guitars at the music store

I'm the most attractive person I know but most of time times I've had sex, I've paid for it

Couches are bad for sleeping, but at least the cushions muffle the sound of wife cheating with another man.

Being married is more lonely then when in solitary confinement.

One good thing about the wife making you sleep on the couch is the proximity to the beer in the fridge.

My dog Tooth catching her first meal of the day

What's the episode where the warehouse guys surround Michael and push him towards the Baler, threatening to throw him in if he tells David Wallace about their poker nights?

LuciusDickusMaximus Archive

Every year these kids come back with a new annoying quirk… “coin boys” are apparently the new thing

TIFU by maybe accidentally inviting my plumber over for Thanksgiving

TIFU by thinking the phrase was “Lame Ann’s Terms”

TIFU by telling a Slavic tourist “we don’t allow your kind in here”

I am Jerrick Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaadams, the man who legally added a lot of A's to my name at age 18 so I would appear first on any alphabetized list. Ask me anything!

Did I correctly tell my building’s super to turn the bidet water heat up to 95?

Does anyone have diving equipment to borrow or any information about the June 9th I-10 bridge crash?

I got so hungry at work I ate every single person’s lunch, and everyone blamed the janitor

My uncle offered me a bet. If I win he will pay off my student loans. Should I take it?

Wife threatened to leave five star reviews saying our waitress allowed underage drinkers. AITA for pledging to never take her out again?

My wife who called herself a "clean-freak" in birthing classes last week left me with this to take care of this morning

How to set up nonprofit to avoid paying taxes on my alcohol?

How to set up a non profit so I can get all my alcohol tax free?

TIFU by destroying almost $1 million dollars worth of guitars at the music store

I'm the most attractive person I know but most of time times I've had sex, I've paid for it

Couches are bad for sleeping, but at least the cushions muffle the sound of wife cheating with another man.

Being married is more lonely then when in solitary confinement.

One good thing about the wife making you sleep on the couch is the proximity to the beer in the fridge.

My dog Tooth catching her first meal of the day

What's the episode where the warehouse guys surround Michael and push him towards the Baler, threatening to throw him in if he tells David Wallace about their poker nights?

My wife who called herself a "clean-freak" in birthing classes last week left me with this to take care of this morning

How to set up nonprofit to avoid paying taxes on my alcohol?

How to set up a non profit so I can get all my alcohol tax free?

TIFU by destroying almost $1 million dollars worth of guitars at the music store

I'm the most attractive person I know but most of time times I've had sex, I've paid for it

Couches are bad for sleeping, but at least the cushions muffle the sound of wife cheating with another man.

Being married is more lonely then when in solitary confinement.

One good thing about the wife making you sleep on the couch is the proximity to the beer in the fridge.

My dog Tooth catching her first meal of the day

What's the episode where the warehouse guys surround Michael and push him towards the Baler, threatening to throw him in if he tells David Wallace about their poker nights?

My wife who called herself a "clean-freak" in birthing classes last week left me with this to take care of this morning

How to set up nonprofit to avoid paying taxes on my alcohol?

How to set up a non profit so I can get all my alcohol tax free?

TIFU by destroying almost $1 million dollars worth of guitars at the music store

I'm the most attractive person I know but most of time times I've had sex, I've paid for it

Couches are bad for sleeping, but at least the cushions muffle the sound of wife cheating with another man.

Being married is more lonely then when in solitary confinement.

One good thing about the wife making you sleep on the couch is the proximity to the beer in the fridge.

My dog Tooth catching her first meal of the day

What's the episode where the warehouse guys surround Michael and push him towards the Baler, threatening to throw him in if he tells David Wallace about their poker nights?