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/r/Teachers

Every year these kids come back with a new annoying quirk… “coin boys” are apparently the new thing

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/r/tifu

TIFU by maybe accidentally inviting my plumber over for Thanksgiving

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/r/tifu

TIFU by thinking the phrase was “Lame Ann’s Terms”

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/r/tifu

TIFU by telling a Slavic tourist “we don’t allow your kind in here”

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/r/casualiama

I am Jerrick Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaadams, the man who legally added a lot of A's to my name at age 18 so I would appear first on any alphabetized list. Ask me anything!

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/r/Spanish

Did I correctly tell my building’s super to turn the bidet water heat up to 95?

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/r/MobileAL

Does anyone have diving equipment to borrow or any information about the June 9th I-10 bridge crash?

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/r/TrueOffMyChest

I got so hungry at work I ate every single person’s lunch, and everyone blamed the janitor

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/r/TrueOffMyChest

My uncle offered me a bet. If I win he will pay off my student loans. Should I take it?

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/r/AITAH

Wife threatened to leave five star reviews saying our waitress allowed underage drinkers. AITA for pledging to never take her out again?

/r/casualiama

I'm Leoruy Chinsovik, I just woke up from a 5 year coma and found out all my grad school research was stolen and patented by a big pharma company. Ask me anything!

/r/The10thDentist

Whenever my friend offers to pay for dinner I always get the most expensive item on the menu, even if I don't want it

/r/aww

My son (16M) did his first whippet with me today :) I love him

/r/MovieDetails

In Deepwater Horizon (2016) we see exposed wires in the opening scene, prefiguring the catastrophic failure of the rig later in the film.

/r/MovieDetails

In No Country For Old Men (2007), Llewellyn cooks broccoli a couple scenes before telling Carson he doesn't eat vegetables, demonstrating he is hiding his soft side from the public.

/r/marvelstudios

Apparently Doctor Octopus was a more spiritual man than we give him credit for

/r/HistoricalWhatIf

If Julius Caesar had a flame thrower, would he have been able to survive his assassination?

/r/interestingasfuck

Apparently Doctor Octopus from Spiderman was a more spiritual man than we give him credit for

/r/Showerthoughts

The Ancient Geeks must have been confused about why there was a big red circle in the sky all day.

/r/HistoricalWhatIf

What if the US created a time machine and sent a nuke to destroy ancient greece in 776 BC?

/r/casualiama

I'm Leoruy Chinsovik, I just woke up from a 5 year coma and found out all my grad school research was stolen and patented by a big pharma company. Ask me anything!

/r/The10thDentist

Whenever my friend offers to pay for dinner I always get the most expensive item on the menu, even if I don't want it

/r/aww

My son (16M) did his first whippet with me today :) I love him

/r/MovieDetails

In Deepwater Horizon (2016) we see exposed wires in the opening scene, prefiguring the catastrophic failure of the rig later in the film.

/r/MovieDetails

In No Country For Old Men (2007), Llewellyn cooks broccoli a couple scenes before telling Carson he doesn't eat vegetables, demonstrating he is hiding his soft side from the public.

/r/marvelstudios

Apparently Doctor Octopus was a more spiritual man than we give him credit for

/r/HistoricalWhatIf

If Julius Caesar had a flame thrower, would he have been able to survive his assassination?

/r/interestingasfuck

Apparently Doctor Octopus from Spiderman was a more spiritual man than we give him credit for

/r/Showerthoughts

The Ancient Geeks must have been confused about why there was a big red circle in the sky all day.

/r/HistoricalWhatIf

What if the US created a time machine and sent a nuke to destroy ancient greece in 776 BC?

/r/casualiama

I'm Leoruy Chinsovik, I just woke up from a 5 year coma and found out all my grad school research was stolen and patented by a big pharma company. Ask me anything!

/r/The10thDentist

Whenever my friend offers to pay for dinner I always get the most expensive item on the menu, even if I don't want it

/r/aww

My son (16M) did his first whippet with me today :) I love him

/r/MovieDetails

In Deepwater Horizon (2016) we see exposed wires in the opening scene, prefiguring the catastrophic failure of the rig later in the film.

/r/MovieDetails

In No Country For Old Men (2007), Llewellyn cooks broccoli a couple scenes before telling Carson he doesn't eat vegetables, demonstrating he is hiding his soft side from the public.

/r/marvelstudios

Apparently Doctor Octopus was a more spiritual man than we give him credit for

/r/HistoricalWhatIf

If Julius Caesar had a flame thrower, would he have been able to survive his assassination?

/r/interestingasfuck

Apparently Doctor Octopus from Spiderman was a more spiritual man than we give him credit for

/r/Showerthoughts

The Ancient Geeks must have been confused about why there was a big red circle in the sky all day.

/r/HistoricalWhatIf

What if the US created a time machine and sent a nuke to destroy ancient greece in 776 BC?