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/r/Teachers

Every year these kids come back with a new annoying quirk… “coin boys” are apparently the new thing

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/r/tifu

TIFU by maybe accidentally inviting my plumber over for Thanksgiving

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/r/tifu

TIFU by thinking the phrase was “Lame Ann’s Terms”

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/r/tifu

TIFU by telling a Slavic tourist “we don’t allow your kind in here”

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/r/casualiama

I am Jerrick Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaadams, the man who legally added a lot of A's to my name at age 18 so I would appear first on any alphabetized list. Ask me anything!

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/r/Spanish

Did I correctly tell my building’s super to turn the bidet water heat up to 95?

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/r/MobileAL

Does anyone have diving equipment to borrow or any information about the June 9th I-10 bridge crash?

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/r/TrueOffMyChest

I got so hungry at work I ate every single person’s lunch, and everyone blamed the janitor

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/r/TrueOffMyChest

My uncle offered me a bet. If I win he will pay off my student loans. Should I take it?

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/r/AITAH

Wife threatened to leave five star reviews saying our waitress allowed underage drinkers. AITA for pledging to never take her out again?

/r/step1

Advice for Studying (2020-2022)

/r/casualiama

I am Shyva Koulstocker, and I would've been executed 3 years ago today had my lawyer not found a last minute legal loophole. Ask me anything!

/r/IAmA

I am Shyva Koulstocker, and I would've been executed 3 years ago today had my lawyer not found a last minute legal loophole. Ask me anything!

/r/theyknew

Seriously doubt designing the new Uno Wild Card this way was an accident

/r/Showerthoughts

Eating pus probably has only been popular for the last half century because before then, no oneshowered

/r/changemyview

CMV: Voting in elections is pointless

/r/Wellthatsucks

Was trying to clean up my golden retriever's droppings off my back seat while driving and this happened

/r/writers

Advice for unpublished authors from an award winner

/r/NoStupidQuestions

Does anyone have Flo from Progressive's number?

/r/RedditWritesSeinfeld

Kramer accidentally discovers a new life saving drug when mixing shampoo and patents it. George's mother needs the drug, but Kramer's upped the price 3000%. Jerry becomes addicted to opiates after his doctor prescribes them for his back pain.

/r/step1

Advice for Studying (2020-2022)

/r/casualiama

I am Shyva Koulstocker, and I would've been executed 3 years ago today had my lawyer not found a last minute legal loophole. Ask me anything!

/r/IAmA

I am Shyva Koulstocker, and I would've been executed 3 years ago today had my lawyer not found a last minute legal loophole. Ask me anything!

/r/theyknew

Seriously doubt designing the new Uno Wild Card this way was an accident

/r/Showerthoughts

Eating pus probably has only been popular for the last half century because before then, no oneshowered

/r/changemyview

CMV: Voting in elections is pointless

/r/Wellthatsucks

Was trying to clean up my golden retriever's droppings off my back seat while driving and this happened

/r/writers

Advice for unpublished authors from an award winner

/r/NoStupidQuestions

Does anyone have Flo from Progressive's number?

/r/RedditWritesSeinfeld

Kramer accidentally discovers a new life saving drug when mixing shampoo and patents it. George's mother needs the drug, but Kramer's upped the price 3000%. Jerry becomes addicted to opiates after his doctor prescribes them for his back pain.

/r/step1

Advice for Studying (2020-2022)

/r/casualiama

I am Shyva Koulstocker, and I would've been executed 3 years ago today had my lawyer not found a last minute legal loophole. Ask me anything!

/r/IAmA

I am Shyva Koulstocker, and I would've been executed 3 years ago today had my lawyer not found a last minute legal loophole. Ask me anything!

/r/theyknew

Seriously doubt designing the new Uno Wild Card this way was an accident

/r/Showerthoughts

Eating pus probably has only been popular for the last half century because before then, no oneshowered

/r/changemyview

CMV: Voting in elections is pointless

/r/Wellthatsucks

Was trying to clean up my golden retriever's droppings off my back seat while driving and this happened

/r/writers

Advice for unpublished authors from an award winner

/r/NoStupidQuestions

Does anyone have Flo from Progressive's number?

/r/RedditWritesSeinfeld

Kramer accidentally discovers a new life saving drug when mixing shampoo and patents it. George's mother needs the drug, but Kramer's upped the price 3000%. Jerry becomes addicted to opiates after his doctor prescribes them for his back pain.