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/r/Teachers

Every year these kids come back with a new annoying quirk… “coin boys” are apparently the new thing

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/r/tifu

TIFU by maybe accidentally inviting my plumber over for Thanksgiving

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/r/tifu

TIFU by thinking the phrase was “Lame Ann’s Terms”

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/r/tifu

TIFU by telling a Slavic tourist “we don’t allow your kind in here”

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/r/casualiama

I am Jerrick Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaadams, the man who legally added a lot of A's to my name at age 18 so I would appear first on any alphabetized list. Ask me anything!

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/r/Spanish

Did I correctly tell my building’s super to turn the bidet water heat up to 95?

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/r/MobileAL

Does anyone have diving equipment to borrow or any information about the June 9th I-10 bridge crash?

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/r/TrueOffMyChest

I got so hungry at work I ate every single person’s lunch, and everyone blamed the janitor

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/r/TrueOffMyChest

My uncle offered me a bet. If I win he will pay off my student loans. Should I take it?

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/r/AITAH

Wife threatened to leave five star reviews saying our waitress allowed underage drinkers. AITA for pledging to never take her out again?

/r/MadeMeSmile

Teenager who was blasting music in my neighborhood totalled his car. He in completely fine but is now 60k in debt :)

/r/OutOfTheLoop

What's going on with everyone destroying their towns' water towers with sledge hammers?

/r/OutOfTheLoop

What's going on with everyone destroying their towns' water towers with sledge hammers?

/r/suggestmeabook

Are there any books out there about a time-travelling Egyptian Pharaoh armed with a glock who is trying to kill baby Moses?

/r/TooAfraidToAsk

How long should I wait to order food for myself if I suspect my friend crashed his car on the way to the restaurant?

/r/Showerthoughts

The empire state building is taller than a lot of our houses, yet we spend more time in our houses.

/r/Showerthoughts

If the aquarium hadn't taught Free Willy to jump so high, he wouldn't have escaped.

/r/unpopularopinion

Knowing how to play chess well does not make you a bad lover in bed.

/r/movies

Steven Spielberg hints at a Indiana Jones spin-off, centered around Short Round's underground narcotic trafficking ring.

/r/space

NASA launches first shuttle full of unwanted newborns into orbit around the Earth, after Trump administration overrides longstanding United States Ethics Committee ban on such experiments.

/r/MadeMeSmile

Teenager who was blasting music in my neighborhood totalled his car. He in completely fine but is now 60k in debt :)

/r/OutOfTheLoop

What's going on with everyone destroying their towns' water towers with sledge hammers?

/r/OutOfTheLoop

What's going on with everyone destroying their towns' water towers with sledge hammers?

/r/suggestmeabook

Are there any books out there about a time-travelling Egyptian Pharaoh armed with a glock who is trying to kill baby Moses?

/r/TooAfraidToAsk

How long should I wait to order food for myself if I suspect my friend crashed his car on the way to the restaurant?

/r/Showerthoughts

The empire state building is taller than a lot of our houses, yet we spend more time in our houses.

/r/Showerthoughts

If the aquarium hadn't taught Free Willy to jump so high, he wouldn't have escaped.

/r/unpopularopinion

Knowing how to play chess well does not make you a bad lover in bed.

/r/movies

Steven Spielberg hints at a Indiana Jones spin-off, centered around Short Round's underground narcotic trafficking ring.

/r/space

NASA launches first shuttle full of unwanted newborns into orbit around the Earth, after Trump administration overrides longstanding United States Ethics Committee ban on such experiments.

/r/MadeMeSmile

Teenager who was blasting music in my neighborhood totalled his car. He in completely fine but is now 60k in debt :)

/r/OutOfTheLoop

What's going on with everyone destroying their towns' water towers with sledge hammers?

/r/OutOfTheLoop

What's going on with everyone destroying their towns' water towers with sledge hammers?

/r/suggestmeabook

Are there any books out there about a time-travelling Egyptian Pharaoh armed with a glock who is trying to kill baby Moses?

/r/TooAfraidToAsk

How long should I wait to order food for myself if I suspect my friend crashed his car on the way to the restaurant?

/r/Showerthoughts

The empire state building is taller than a lot of our houses, yet we spend more time in our houses.

/r/Showerthoughts

If the aquarium hadn't taught Free Willy to jump so high, he wouldn't have escaped.

/r/unpopularopinion

Knowing how to play chess well does not make you a bad lover in bed.

/r/movies

Steven Spielberg hints at a Indiana Jones spin-off, centered around Short Round's underground narcotic trafficking ring.

/r/space

NASA launches first shuttle full of unwanted newborns into orbit around the Earth, after Trump administration overrides longstanding United States Ethics Committee ban on such experiments.