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/r/Teachers
Every year these kids come back with a new annoying quirk… “coin boys” are apparently the new thing
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/r/tifu
TIFU by maybe accidentally inviting my plumber over for Thanksgiving
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/r/tifu
TIFU by thinking the phrase was “Lame Ann’s Terms”
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/r/tifu
TIFU by telling a Slavic tourist “we don’t allow your kind in here”
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/r/casualiama
I am Jerrick Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaadams, the man who legally added a lot of A's to my name at age 18 so I would appear first on any alphabetized list. Ask me anything!
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/r/Spanish
Did I correctly tell my building’s super to turn the bidet water heat up to 95?
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/r/MobileAL
Does anyone have diving equipment to borrow or any information about the June 9th I-10 bridge crash?
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/r/TrueOffMyChest
I got so hungry at work I ate every single person’s lunch, and everyone blamed the janitor
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/r/TrueOffMyChest
My uncle offered me a bet. If I win he will pay off my student loans. Should I take it?
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/r/AITAH
Wife threatened to leave five star reviews saying our waitress allowed underage drinkers. AITA for pledging to never take her out again?
Surprise me
/r/MadeMeSmile
Teenager who was blasting music in my neighborhood totalled his car. He in completely fine but is now 60k in debt :)
/r/OutOfTheLoop
What's going on with everyone destroying their towns' water towers with sledge hammers?
/r/OutOfTheLoop
What's going on with everyone destroying their towns' water towers with sledge hammers?
/r/suggestmeabook
Are there any books out there about a time-travelling Egyptian Pharaoh armed with a glock who is trying to kill baby Moses?
/r/TooAfraidToAsk
How long should I wait to order food for myself if I suspect my friend crashed his car on the way to the restaurant?
/r/Showerthoughts
The empire state building is taller than a lot of our houses, yet we spend more time in our houses.
/r/Showerthoughts
If the aquarium hadn't taught Free Willy to jump so high, he wouldn't have escaped.
/r/unpopularopinion
Knowing how to play chess well does not make you a bad lover in bed.
/r/movies
Steven Spielberg hints at a Indiana Jones spin-off, centered around Short Round's underground narcotic trafficking ring.
/r/space
NASA launches first shuttle full of unwanted newborns into orbit around the Earth, after Trump administration overrides longstanding United States Ethics Committee ban on such experiments.
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Surprise me
/r/MadeMeSmile
Teenager who was blasting music in my neighborhood totalled his car. He in completely fine but is now 60k in debt :)
/r/OutOfTheLoop
What's going on with everyone destroying their towns' water towers with sledge hammers?
/r/OutOfTheLoop
What's going on with everyone destroying their towns' water towers with sledge hammers?
/r/suggestmeabook
Are there any books out there about a time-travelling Egyptian Pharaoh armed with a glock who is trying to kill baby Moses?
/r/TooAfraidToAsk
How long should I wait to order food for myself if I suspect my friend crashed his car on the way to the restaurant?
/r/Showerthoughts
The empire state building is taller than a lot of our houses, yet we spend more time in our houses.
/r/Showerthoughts
If the aquarium hadn't taught Free Willy to jump so high, he wouldn't have escaped.
/r/unpopularopinion
Knowing how to play chess well does not make you a bad lover in bed.
/r/movies
Steven Spielberg hints at a Indiana Jones spin-off, centered around Short Round's underground narcotic trafficking ring.
/r/space
NASA launches first shuttle full of unwanted newborns into orbit around the Earth, after Trump administration overrides longstanding United States Ethics Committee ban on such experiments.
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Surprise me
/r/MadeMeSmile
Teenager who was blasting music in my neighborhood totalled his car. He in completely fine but is now 60k in debt :)
/r/OutOfTheLoop
What's going on with everyone destroying their towns' water towers with sledge hammers?
/r/OutOfTheLoop
What's going on with everyone destroying their towns' water towers with sledge hammers?
/r/suggestmeabook
Are there any books out there about a time-travelling Egyptian Pharaoh armed with a glock who is trying to kill baby Moses?
/r/TooAfraidToAsk
How long should I wait to order food for myself if I suspect my friend crashed his car on the way to the restaurant?
/r/Showerthoughts
The empire state building is taller than a lot of our houses, yet we spend more time in our houses.
/r/Showerthoughts
If the aquarium hadn't taught Free Willy to jump so high, he wouldn't have escaped.
/r/unpopularopinion
Knowing how to play chess well does not make you a bad lover in bed.
/r/movies
Steven Spielberg hints at a Indiana Jones spin-off, centered around Short Round's underground narcotic trafficking ring.
/r/space
NASA launches first shuttle full of unwanted newborns into orbit around the Earth, after Trump administration overrides longstanding United States Ethics Committee ban on such experiments.
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