LuciusDickusMaximus Archive
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/r/Teachers
Every year these kids come back with a new annoying quirk… “coin boys” are apparently the new thing
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/r/tifu
TIFU by maybe accidentally inviting my plumber over for Thanksgiving
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/r/tifu
TIFU by thinking the phrase was “Lame Ann’s Terms”
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/r/tifu
TIFU by telling a Slavic tourist “we don’t allow your kind in here”
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/r/casualiama
I am Jerrick Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaadams, the man who legally added a lot of A's to my name at age 18 so I would appear first on any alphabetized list. Ask me anything!
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/r/Spanish
Did I correctly tell my building’s super to turn the bidet water heat up to 95?
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/r/MobileAL
Does anyone have diving equipment to borrow or any information about the June 9th I-10 bridge crash?
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/r/TrueOffMyChest
I got so hungry at work I ate every single person’s lunch, and everyone blamed the janitor
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/r/TrueOffMyChest
My uncle offered me a bet. If I win he will pay off my student loans. Should I take it?
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/r/AITAH
Wife threatened to leave five star reviews saying our waitress allowed underage drinkers. AITA for pledging to never take her out again?
/r/WTF
Was fingering a girl I met at the bar last night and woke up to this on my hand
/r/Showerthoughts
The fact that humans know the chemical formula to make water, yet choose not to, says a lot about society.
/r/casualiama
I just found a shotgun shell in my feces. AMA.
/r/MovieDetails
In Good Will Hunting (1997), Will's notebook is full of very basic math, suggesting the whole movie is his delusion.
/r/Showerthoughts
The Kissing Booth is better than any Hitchcock film, but people won't admit it because they think older is better.
/r/Showerthoughts
Hummus is a glorified yogurt.
/r/Showerthoughts
The stock market is just a glorified slots machine.
/r/Showerthoughts
Video game guns are responsible for more real world crime than real ones.
/r/nottheonion
"We've done more to fight the Coronavirus than any previous administration" says President Trump in White House Terrace address.
/r/writers
Is it too edgy to have a protagonist commit despicable war crimes and his arc is learning not to be guilty but rather to embrace his actions?
/r/WTF
Was fingering a girl I met at the bar last night and woke up to this on my hand
/r/Showerthoughts
The fact that humans know the chemical formula to make water, yet choose not to, says a lot about society.
/r/casualiama
I just found a shotgun shell in my feces. AMA.
/r/MovieDetails
In Good Will Hunting (1997), Will's notebook is full of very basic math, suggesting the whole movie is his delusion.
/r/Showerthoughts
The Kissing Booth is better than any Hitchcock film, but people won't admit it because they think older is better.
/r/Showerthoughts
Hummus is a glorified yogurt.
/r/Showerthoughts
The stock market is just a glorified slots machine.
/r/Showerthoughts
Video game guns are responsible for more real world crime than real ones.
/r/nottheonion
"We've done more to fight the Coronavirus than any previous administration" says President Trump in White House Terrace address.
/r/writers