LuciusDickusMaximus Archive
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/r/Teachers
Every year these kids come back with a new annoying quirk… “coin boys” are apparently the new thing
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/r/tifu
TIFU by maybe accidentally inviting my plumber over for Thanksgiving
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/r/tifu
TIFU by thinking the phrase was “Lame Ann’s Terms”
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/r/tifu
TIFU by telling a Slavic tourist “we don’t allow your kind in here”
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/r/casualiama
I am Jerrick Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaadams, the man who legally added a lot of A's to my name at age 18 so I would appear first on any alphabetized list. Ask me anything!
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/r/Spanish
Did I correctly tell my building’s super to turn the bidet water heat up to 95?
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/r/MobileAL
Does anyone have diving equipment to borrow or any information about the June 9th I-10 bridge crash?
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/r/TrueOffMyChest
I got so hungry at work I ate every single person’s lunch, and everyone blamed the janitor
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/r/TrueOffMyChest
My uncle offered me a bet. If I win he will pay off my student loans. Should I take it?
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/r/AITAH
Wife threatened to leave five star reviews saying our waitress allowed underage drinkers. AITA for pledging to never take her out again?
/r/AskMen
Mens of reddit, why your egos get hurt if I cheated on you during quarantine and how do can it be heal?
/r/AskMen
Mens of reddit, does your egos get hurt if I cheated on you during quarantine and if so, how do I heal it?
/r/Showerthoughts
Fridges being extinct makes "I'm cooling off" a nonsensical statement
/r/The10thDentist
If everyone were forced to write an analytical essay after each movie they watched, society would be so much more efficient
/r/casualiama
I am Jay Geladi, the man who created this subreddit but had it robbed from me in a bad business deal. Ama
/r/Showerthoughts
"Over the weekend" does not account for the fact that most conceptualize the weekend at a lower altitude than the week so "under" works more
/r/unpopularopinion
I am not the asshole for ruining my cousin's life, despite what r/AITA says
/r/Showerthoughts
When people say "over the weekend," usually, the do not account for the fact that most conceptualize the weekend at a lower altitude than the week, and hence "under" would be more apt.
/r/Showerthoughts
Even though humans have a fifty percent chance of dying each day (either live or die) no one seems to live like it is their last day.
/r/tifu
TIFU by sharing my screen in my Zoom class while bitching about the professor on FB, and then watching porn, all while my screen was bluetooth mirroring to living room TV
/r/AskMen
Mens of reddit, why your egos get hurt if I cheated on you during quarantine and how do can it be heal?
/r/AskMen
Mens of reddit, does your egos get hurt if I cheated on you during quarantine and if so, how do I heal it?
/r/Showerthoughts
Fridges being extinct makes "I'm cooling off" a nonsensical statement
/r/The10thDentist
If everyone were forced to write an analytical essay after each movie they watched, society would be so much more efficient
/r/casualiama
I am Jay Geladi, the man who created this subreddit but had it robbed from me in a bad business deal. Ama
/r/Showerthoughts
"Over the weekend" does not account for the fact that most conceptualize the weekend at a lower altitude than the week so "under" works more
/r/unpopularopinion
I am not the asshole for ruining my cousin's life, despite what r/AITA says
/r/Showerthoughts
When people say "over the weekend," usually, the do not account for the fact that most conceptualize the weekend at a lower altitude than the week, and hence "under" would be more apt.
/r/Showerthoughts
Even though humans have a fifty percent chance of dying each day (either live or die) no one seems to live like it is their last day.
/r/tifu