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Every year these kids come back with a new annoying quirk… “coin boys” are apparently the new thing

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TIFU by maybe accidentally inviting my plumber over for Thanksgiving

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TIFU by thinking the phrase was “Lame Ann’s Terms”

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TIFU by telling a Slavic tourist “we don’t allow your kind in here”

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I am Jerrick Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaadams, the man who legally added a lot of A's to my name at age 18 so I would appear first on any alphabetized list. Ask me anything!

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Did I correctly tell my building’s super to turn the bidet water heat up to 95?

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Does anyone have diving equipment to borrow or any information about the June 9th I-10 bridge crash?

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I got so hungry at work I ate every single person’s lunch, and everyone blamed the janitor

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My uncle offered me a bet. If I win he will pay off my student loans. Should I take it?

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Every year these kids come back with a new annoying quirk… “coin boys” are apparently the new thing

TIFU by maybe accidentally inviting my plumber over for Thanksgiving

TIFU by thinking the phrase was “Lame Ann’s Terms”

TIFU by telling a Slavic tourist “we don’t allow your kind in here”

I am Jerrick Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaadams, the man who legally added a lot of A's to my name at age 18 so I would appear first on any alphabetized list. Ask me anything!

Did I correctly tell my building’s super to turn the bidet water heat up to 95?

Does anyone have diving equipment to borrow or any information about the June 9th I-10 bridge crash?

I got so hungry at work I ate every single person’s lunch, and everyone blamed the janitor

My uncle offered me a bet. If I win he will pay off my student loans. Should I take it?

Wife threatened to leave five star reviews saying our waitress allowed underage drinkers. AITA for pledging to never take her out again?

I'm 15 years old and not old enough to work and yet my mom won't give me anything

Where do McDonalds store the livestock?

DON'T tell me to clean the roach-infested bathroom while at work

[WP] You are worthless. Don't ever forget that.

How do the farmers get the seeds out of grapes without puncturing the skin?

College age neighbor (WITH A FINANCE JOB) didn't buy from my daughter's lemonade stand yesterday. Well, woke up today and looked across the street and apparently I'm not the only one who doesn't like him :)

A priest and a rabbi walk into a health clinic.

If a girl rejects me, about how many days should i wait before asking her out again?

Environmentalist keeps shitting in my mailbox because my husband is an oil executive.

DAE feel bad for chopping down trees after reading The Two Towers?

I'm 15 years old and not old enough to work and yet my mom won't give me anything

Where do McDonalds store the livestock?

DON'T tell me to clean the roach-infested bathroom while at work

[WP] You are worthless. Don't ever forget that.

How do the farmers get the seeds out of grapes without puncturing the skin?

College age neighbor (WITH A FINANCE JOB) didn't buy from my daughter's lemonade stand yesterday. Well, woke up today and looked across the street and apparently I'm not the only one who doesn't like him :)

A priest and a rabbi walk into a health clinic.

If a girl rejects me, about how many days should i wait before asking her out again?

Environmentalist keeps shitting in my mailbox because my husband is an oil executive.

DAE feel bad for chopping down trees after reading The Two Towers?

I'm 15 years old and not old enough to work and yet my mom won't give me anything

Where do McDonalds store the livestock?

DON'T tell me to clean the roach-infested bathroom while at work

[WP] You are worthless. Don't ever forget that.

How do the farmers get the seeds out of grapes without puncturing the skin?

College age neighbor (WITH A FINANCE JOB) didn't buy from my daughter's lemonade stand yesterday. Well, woke up today and looked across the street and apparently I'm not the only one who doesn't like him :)

A priest and a rabbi walk into a health clinic.

If a girl rejects me, about how many days should i wait before asking her out again?

Environmentalist keeps shitting in my mailbox because my husband is an oil executive.

DAE feel bad for chopping down trees after reading The Two Towers?

LuciusDickusMaximus Archive

Every year these kids come back with a new annoying quirk… “coin boys” are apparently the new thing

TIFU by maybe accidentally inviting my plumber over for Thanksgiving

TIFU by thinking the phrase was “Lame Ann’s Terms”

TIFU by telling a Slavic tourist “we don’t allow your kind in here”

I am Jerrick Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaadams, the man who legally added a lot of A's to my name at age 18 so I would appear first on any alphabetized list. Ask me anything!

Did I correctly tell my building’s super to turn the bidet water heat up to 95?

Does anyone have diving equipment to borrow or any information about the June 9th I-10 bridge crash?

I got so hungry at work I ate every single person’s lunch, and everyone blamed the janitor

My uncle offered me a bet. If I win he will pay off my student loans. Should I take it?

Wife threatened to leave five star reviews saying our waitress allowed underage drinkers. AITA for pledging to never take her out again?

I'm 15 years old and not old enough to work and yet my mom won't give me anything

Where do McDonalds store the livestock?

DON'T tell me to clean the roach-infested bathroom while at work

[WP] You are worthless. Don't ever forget that.

How do the farmers get the seeds out of grapes without puncturing the skin?

College age neighbor (WITH A FINANCE JOB) didn't buy from my daughter's lemonade stand yesterday. Well, woke up today and looked across the street and apparently I'm not the only one who doesn't like him :)

A priest and a rabbi walk into a health clinic.

If a girl rejects me, about how many days should i wait before asking her out again?

Environmentalist keeps shitting in my mailbox because my husband is an oil executive.

DAE feel bad for chopping down trees after reading The Two Towers?

I'm 15 years old and not old enough to work and yet my mom won't give me anything

Where do McDonalds store the livestock?

DON'T tell me to clean the roach-infested bathroom while at work

[WP] You are worthless. Don't ever forget that.

How do the farmers get the seeds out of grapes without puncturing the skin?

College age neighbor (WITH A FINANCE JOB) didn't buy from my daughter's lemonade stand yesterday. Well, woke up today and looked across the street and apparently I'm not the only one who doesn't like him :)

A priest and a rabbi walk into a health clinic.

If a girl rejects me, about how many days should i wait before asking her out again?

Environmentalist keeps shitting in my mailbox because my husband is an oil executive.

DAE feel bad for chopping down trees after reading The Two Towers?

I'm 15 years old and not old enough to work and yet my mom won't give me anything

Where do McDonalds store the livestock?

DON'T tell me to clean the roach-infested bathroom while at work

[WP] You are worthless. Don't ever forget that.

How do the farmers get the seeds out of grapes without puncturing the skin?

College age neighbor (WITH A FINANCE JOB) didn't buy from my daughter's lemonade stand yesterday. Well, woke up today and looked across the street and apparently I'm not the only one who doesn't like him :)

A priest and a rabbi walk into a health clinic.

If a girl rejects me, about how many days should i wait before asking her out again?

Environmentalist keeps shitting in my mailbox because my husband is an oil executive.

DAE feel bad for chopping down trees after reading The Two Towers?