LuciusDickusMaximus Archive
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/r/Teachers
Every year these kids come back with a new annoying quirk… “coin boys” are apparently the new thing
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/r/tifu
TIFU by maybe accidentally inviting my plumber over for Thanksgiving
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/r/tifu
TIFU by thinking the phrase was “Lame Ann’s Terms”
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/r/tifu
TIFU by telling a Slavic tourist “we don’t allow your kind in here”
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/r/casualiama
I am Jerrick Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaadams, the man who legally added a lot of A's to my name at age 18 so I would appear first on any alphabetized list. Ask me anything!
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/r/Spanish
Did I correctly tell my building’s super to turn the bidet water heat up to 95?
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/r/MobileAL
Does anyone have diving equipment to borrow or any information about the June 9th I-10 bridge crash?
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/r/TrueOffMyChest
I got so hungry at work I ate every single person’s lunch, and everyone blamed the janitor
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/r/TrueOffMyChest
My uncle offered me a bet. If I win he will pay off my student loans. Should I take it?
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/r/AITAH
Wife threatened to leave five star reviews saying our waitress allowed underage drinkers. AITA for pledging to never take her out again?
/r/Showerthoughts
If the aquarium hadn't taught Free Willy to jump so high, he wouldn't have escaped.
/r/unpopularopinion
Knowing how to play chess well does not make you a bad lover in bed.
/r/movies
Steven Spielberg hints at a Indiana Jones spin-off, centered around Short Round's underground narcotic trafficking ring.
/r/space
NASA launches first shuttle full of unwanted newborns into orbit around the Earth, after Trump administration overrides longstanding United States Ethics Committee ban on such experiments.
/r/Showerthoughts
If you removed all the rubber bands from a car tire, you could explode a lot of watermelons.
/r/Showerthoughts
You're when kid a, don't you grow realize you're watching also parents your up grow.
/r/Showerthoughts
Because in but if and so, cannot become when whereas we if in.
/r/Showerthoughts
If the most common toothpaste flavor was onion, we'd probably associate freshness with onions.
/r/ihavesex
Redditor tries to pass of burn mark as fingering scar, gets called out by literally everyone
/r/worldnews
Man who didn't open door for a woman behind him got the perfect dish of revenge as the door closed on him and severed his arm
/r/Showerthoughts
If the aquarium hadn't taught Free Willy to jump so high, he wouldn't have escaped.
/r/unpopularopinion
Knowing how to play chess well does not make you a bad lover in bed.
/r/movies
Steven Spielberg hints at a Indiana Jones spin-off, centered around Short Round's underground narcotic trafficking ring.
/r/space
NASA launches first shuttle full of unwanted newborns into orbit around the Earth, after Trump administration overrides longstanding United States Ethics Committee ban on such experiments.
/r/Showerthoughts
If you removed all the rubber bands from a car tire, you could explode a lot of watermelons.
/r/Showerthoughts
You're when kid a, don't you grow realize you're watching also parents your up grow.
/r/Showerthoughts
Because in but if and so, cannot become when whereas we if in.
/r/Showerthoughts
If the most common toothpaste flavor was onion, we'd probably associate freshness with onions.
/r/ihavesex
Redditor tries to pass of burn mark as fingering scar, gets called out by literally everyone
/r/worldnews