LuciusDickusMaximus Archive
/r/Showerthoughts
Even though it's winter in America, no one stops to ask where all the cold came from.
/r/Showerthoughts
Being poor sucks but being rich must suck even worse
/r/casualiama
I am Rich Dreyfus, the understudy of ScuddyMaxx the legend himself. Ask me anything while I wait for a five-some that is happening in my bed in an hour.
/r/unpopularopinion
I don't mind people clipping their toenails in public
/r/Showerthoughts
We're all sad that juice died but when our own grandmas die we don't even go to the funeral
/r/Showerthoughts
We're all sad that juice died but would we really be happy if he lived
/r/unpopularopinion
Happy Christmas is the only appropriate way to say the phrase
/r/funny
Came home to this little trouble-maker who ate 4 used condoms from my daughters room. Guess you can say he's a thirsty boy haha!
/r/pics
Wife left me for being a "hoarder", but meet Roofus, the newest member of my family! Isn't he so cute??? <3
/r/Showerthoughts
If human were able to taste brain, would probably taste like jelly jam juice. But if tongue develop taste too, then it not so certain.
/r/Showerthoughts
Even though it's winter in America, no one stops to ask where all the cold came from.
/r/Showerthoughts
Being poor sucks but being rich must suck even worse
/r/casualiama
I am Rich Dreyfus, the understudy of ScuddyMaxx the legend himself. Ask me anything while I wait for a five-some that is happening in my bed in an hour.
/r/unpopularopinion
I don't mind people clipping their toenails in public
/r/Showerthoughts
We're all sad that juice died but when our own grandmas die we don't even go to the funeral
/r/Showerthoughts
We're all sad that juice died but would we really be happy if he lived
/r/unpopularopinion
Happy Christmas is the only appropriate way to say the phrase
/r/funny
Came home to this little trouble-maker who ate 4 used condoms from my daughters room. Guess you can say he's a thirsty boy haha!
/r/pics
Wife left me for being a "hoarder", but meet Roofus, the newest member of my family! Isn't he so cute??? <3
/r/Showerthoughts
If human were able to taste brain, would probably taste like jelly jam juice. But if tongue develop taste too, then it not so certain.
/r/Showerthoughts
Even though it's winter in America, no one stops to ask where all the cold came from.
/r/Showerthoughts
Being poor sucks but being rich must suck even worse
/r/casualiama
I am Rich Dreyfus, the understudy of ScuddyMaxx the legend himself. Ask me anything while I wait for a five-some that is happening in my bed in an hour.
/r/unpopularopinion
I don't mind people clipping their toenails in public
/r/Showerthoughts
We're all sad that juice died but when our own grandmas die we don't even go to the funeral
/r/Showerthoughts
We're all sad that juice died but would we really be happy if he lived
/r/unpopularopinion
Happy Christmas is the only appropriate way to say the phrase
/r/funny
Came home to this little trouble-maker who ate 4 used condoms from my daughters room. Guess you can say he's a thirsty boy haha!
/r/pics
Wife left me for being a "hoarder", but meet Roofus, the newest member of my family! Isn't he so cute??? <3
/r/Showerthoughts