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Every year these kids come back with a new annoying quirk… “coin boys” are apparently the new thing

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TIFU by maybe accidentally inviting my plumber over for Thanksgiving

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TIFU by thinking the phrase was “Lame Ann’s Terms”

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TIFU by telling a Slavic tourist “we don’t allow your kind in here”

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I am Jerrick Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaadams, the man who legally added a lot of A's to my name at age 18 so I would appear first on any alphabetized list. Ask me anything!

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Did I correctly tell my building’s super to turn the bidet water heat up to 95?

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Does anyone have diving equipment to borrow or any information about the June 9th I-10 bridge crash?

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I got so hungry at work I ate every single person’s lunch, and everyone blamed the janitor

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My uncle offered me a bet. If I win he will pay off my student loans. Should I take it?

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Every year these kids come back with a new annoying quirk… “coin boys” are apparently the new thing

TIFU by maybe accidentally inviting my plumber over for Thanksgiving

TIFU by thinking the phrase was “Lame Ann’s Terms”

TIFU by telling a Slavic tourist “we don’t allow your kind in here”

I am Jerrick Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaadams, the man who legally added a lot of A's to my name at age 18 so I would appear first on any alphabetized list. Ask me anything!

Did I correctly tell my building’s super to turn the bidet water heat up to 95?

Does anyone have diving equipment to borrow or any information about the June 9th I-10 bridge crash?

I got so hungry at work I ate every single person’s lunch, and everyone blamed the janitor

My uncle offered me a bet. If I win he will pay off my student loans. Should I take it?

Wife threatened to leave five star reviews saying our waitress allowed underage drinkers. AITA for pledging to never take her out again?

Sir Ian Mckellen is a terrible actor

My Polish boyfriend (32M) wants me (19F) to change my major from Biology to Slavic Studies.

LPT: It's easier to reach steady state if you rub one out as you row

To hold a girl's hand must feel so good

To hold a girl's hand must feel good

To be loved must feel so good

The first person to be impaled with a spear it must hurt

[ADVICE] Just got recruited to Harvard heavyweight, probably will be best in world in ~3 years. Should I go there?

I am David Luxembourg, a guy that was part of the Harvard team that got the letter "y" declassified as a vowel 26 years ago. Haven't been relevant since. Ama!

Just as Queen the band only was popular after they all died, so could happen to any one of us so we should not give up hope.

Sir Ian Mckellen is a terrible actor

My Polish boyfriend (32M) wants me (19F) to change my major from Biology to Slavic Studies.

LPT: It's easier to reach steady state if you rub one out as you row

To hold a girl's hand must feel so good

To hold a girl's hand must feel good

To be loved must feel so good

The first person to be impaled with a spear it must hurt

[ADVICE] Just got recruited to Harvard heavyweight, probably will be best in world in ~3 years. Should I go there?

I am David Luxembourg, a guy that was part of the Harvard team that got the letter "y" declassified as a vowel 26 years ago. Haven't been relevant since. Ama!

Just as Queen the band only was popular after they all died, so could happen to any one of us so we should not give up hope.

Sir Ian Mckellen is a terrible actor

My Polish boyfriend (32M) wants me (19F) to change my major from Biology to Slavic Studies.

LPT: It's easier to reach steady state if you rub one out as you row

To hold a girl's hand must feel so good

To hold a girl's hand must feel good

To be loved must feel so good

The first person to be impaled with a spear it must hurt

[ADVICE] Just got recruited to Harvard heavyweight, probably will be best in world in ~3 years. Should I go there?

I am David Luxembourg, a guy that was part of the Harvard team that got the letter "y" declassified as a vowel 26 years ago. Haven't been relevant since. Ama!

Just as Queen the band only was popular after they all died, so could happen to any one of us so we should not give up hope.

LuciusDickusMaximus Archive

Every year these kids come back with a new annoying quirk… “coin boys” are apparently the new thing

TIFU by maybe accidentally inviting my plumber over for Thanksgiving

TIFU by thinking the phrase was “Lame Ann’s Terms”

TIFU by telling a Slavic tourist “we don’t allow your kind in here”

I am Jerrick Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaadams, the man who legally added a lot of A's to my name at age 18 so I would appear first on any alphabetized list. Ask me anything!

Did I correctly tell my building’s super to turn the bidet water heat up to 95?

Does anyone have diving equipment to borrow or any information about the June 9th I-10 bridge crash?

I got so hungry at work I ate every single person’s lunch, and everyone blamed the janitor

My uncle offered me a bet. If I win he will pay off my student loans. Should I take it?

Wife threatened to leave five star reviews saying our waitress allowed underage drinkers. AITA for pledging to never take her out again?

Sir Ian Mckellen is a terrible actor

My Polish boyfriend (32M) wants me (19F) to change my major from Biology to Slavic Studies.

LPT: It's easier to reach steady state if you rub one out as you row

To hold a girl's hand must feel so good

To hold a girl's hand must feel good

To be loved must feel so good

The first person to be impaled with a spear it must hurt

[ADVICE] Just got recruited to Harvard heavyweight, probably will be best in world in ~3 years. Should I go there?

I am David Luxembourg, a guy that was part of the Harvard team that got the letter "y" declassified as a vowel 26 years ago. Haven't been relevant since. Ama!

Just as Queen the band only was popular after they all died, so could happen to any one of us so we should not give up hope.

Sir Ian Mckellen is a terrible actor

My Polish boyfriend (32M) wants me (19F) to change my major from Biology to Slavic Studies.

LPT: It's easier to reach steady state if you rub one out as you row

To hold a girl's hand must feel so good

To hold a girl's hand must feel good

To be loved must feel so good

The first person to be impaled with a spear it must hurt

[ADVICE] Just got recruited to Harvard heavyweight, probably will be best in world in ~3 years. Should I go there?

I am David Luxembourg, a guy that was part of the Harvard team that got the letter "y" declassified as a vowel 26 years ago. Haven't been relevant since. Ama!

Just as Queen the band only was popular after they all died, so could happen to any one of us so we should not give up hope.

Sir Ian Mckellen is a terrible actor

My Polish boyfriend (32M) wants me (19F) to change my major from Biology to Slavic Studies.

LPT: It's easier to reach steady state if you rub one out as you row

To hold a girl's hand must feel so good

To hold a girl's hand must feel good

To be loved must feel so good

The first person to be impaled with a spear it must hurt

[ADVICE] Just got recruited to Harvard heavyweight, probably will be best in world in ~3 years. Should I go there?

I am David Luxembourg, a guy that was part of the Harvard team that got the letter "y" declassified as a vowel 26 years ago. Haven't been relevant since. Ama!

Just as Queen the band only was popular after they all died, so could happen to any one of us so we should not give up hope.