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/r/Teachers

Every year these kids come back with a new annoying quirk… “coin boys” are apparently the new thing

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/r/tifu

TIFU by maybe accidentally inviting my plumber over for Thanksgiving

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/r/tifu

TIFU by thinking the phrase was “Lame Ann’s Terms”

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/r/tifu

TIFU by telling a Slavic tourist “we don’t allow your kind in here”

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/r/casualiama

I am Jerrick Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaadams, the man who legally added a lot of A's to my name at age 18 so I would appear first on any alphabetized list. Ask me anything!

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/r/Spanish

Did I correctly tell my building’s super to turn the bidet water heat up to 95?

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/r/MobileAL

Does anyone have diving equipment to borrow or any information about the June 9th I-10 bridge crash?

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/r/TrueOffMyChest

I got so hungry at work I ate every single person’s lunch, and everyone blamed the janitor

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/r/TrueOffMyChest

My uncle offered me a bet. If I win he will pay off my student loans. Should I take it?

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/r/AITAH

Wife threatened to leave five star reviews saying our waitress allowed underage drinkers. AITA for pledging to never take her out again?

/r/casualiama

I am a guy whose mom just called me a "virgin loser" after discovering my Reddit account. Ama i guess

/r/unpopularopinion

Cheating on your SO is not as bad as everyone makes it out to be, in fact in most cases you are impacting their life positively

/r/unpopularopinion

Cheating on your SO is not as bad as everyone makes it out to be, in fact in most cases you are impacting their life positively

/r/teenagers

AITA for convincing a guy who likes me to ask me to homecoming and then saying no in front of the entire school?

/r/cringe

Puked on the girl next to me in Math (who I just asked on a date)

/r/simpleliving

I have dropped xanax every 12 hours for the past month and it has made my life so much better

/r/Showerthoughts

They say you can't be good at basketball if you are smart, but many play ball at Harvard...

/r/teenagers

My crush says if I do all her homework this year, I'll get to go to prom with her. Finally, I'm in!!!!

/r/teenagers

[BRUTALLY HONEST] If you're struggling in an AP Class, you're not going anywhere any in life, sorry bud :/.

/r/Showerthoughts

Everyone pretends to know what water tastes like to trick the kids but really it is unknown to all

/r/casualiama

I am a guy whose mom just called me a "virgin loser" after discovering my Reddit account. Ama i guess

/r/unpopularopinion

Cheating on your SO is not as bad as everyone makes it out to be, in fact in most cases you are impacting their life positively

/r/unpopularopinion

Cheating on your SO is not as bad as everyone makes it out to be, in fact in most cases you are impacting their life positively

/r/teenagers

AITA for convincing a guy who likes me to ask me to homecoming and then saying no in front of the entire school?

/r/cringe

Puked on the girl next to me in Math (who I just asked on a date)

/r/simpleliving

I have dropped xanax every 12 hours for the past month and it has made my life so much better

/r/Showerthoughts

They say you can't be good at basketball if you are smart, but many play ball at Harvard...

/r/teenagers

My crush says if I do all her homework this year, I'll get to go to prom with her. Finally, I'm in!!!!

/r/teenagers

[BRUTALLY HONEST] If you're struggling in an AP Class, you're not going anywhere any in life, sorry bud :/.

/r/Showerthoughts

Everyone pretends to know what water tastes like to trick the kids but really it is unknown to all

/r/casualiama

I am a guy whose mom just called me a "virgin loser" after discovering my Reddit account. Ama i guess

/r/unpopularopinion

Cheating on your SO is not as bad as everyone makes it out to be, in fact in most cases you are impacting their life positively

/r/unpopularopinion

Cheating on your SO is not as bad as everyone makes it out to be, in fact in most cases you are impacting their life positively

/r/teenagers

AITA for convincing a guy who likes me to ask me to homecoming and then saying no in front of the entire school?

/r/cringe

Puked on the girl next to me in Math (who I just asked on a date)

/r/simpleliving

I have dropped xanax every 12 hours for the past month and it has made my life so much better

/r/Showerthoughts

They say you can't be good at basketball if you are smart, but many play ball at Harvard...

/r/teenagers

My crush says if I do all her homework this year, I'll get to go to prom with her. Finally, I'm in!!!!

/r/teenagers

[BRUTALLY HONEST] If you're struggling in an AP Class, you're not going anywhere any in life, sorry bud :/.

/r/Showerthoughts

Everyone pretends to know what water tastes like to trick the kids but really it is unknown to all