LuciusDickusMaximus Archive
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/r/Teachers
Every year these kids come back with a new annoying quirk… “coin boys” are apparently the new thing
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/r/tifu
TIFU by maybe accidentally inviting my plumber over for Thanksgiving
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/r/tifu
TIFU by thinking the phrase was “Lame Ann’s Terms”
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/r/tifu
TIFU by telling a Slavic tourist “we don’t allow your kind in here”
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/r/casualiama
I am Jerrick Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaadams, the man who legally added a lot of A's to my name at age 18 so I would appear first on any alphabetized list. Ask me anything!
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/r/Spanish
Did I correctly tell my building’s super to turn the bidet water heat up to 95?
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/r/MobileAL
Does anyone have diving equipment to borrow or any information about the June 9th I-10 bridge crash?
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/r/TrueOffMyChest
I got so hungry at work I ate every single person’s lunch, and everyone blamed the janitor
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/r/TrueOffMyChest
My uncle offered me a bet. If I win he will pay off my student loans. Should I take it?
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/r/AITAH
Wife threatened to leave five star reviews saying our waitress allowed underage drinkers. AITA for pledging to never take her out again?
/r/AskReddit
Rich people of reddit, why are you willing to spend your gold on an askreddit question to have your fortune read by an online stranger?
/r/AskReddit
Rich people of reddit, are you willing to spend your gold on an askreddit question to have your fortune read by an online stranger?
/r/AskReddit
What book is a perfect 10/10 in your game?
/r/AskReddit
Redditors who witnessed the change from the 19th century to the 20th century, was there as much hysteria as there was when it changed from 20th to 21st?
/r/AskReddit
Troll accounts of Reddit, why do you waste so much time looking for reactions from online strangers?
/r/AskReddit
Troll accounts of Reddit, aren't you sad to be wasting so much time on an online website hunting reactions?
/r/NoStupidQuestions
Why do people take showers so often? I take one every two weeks and smell fine
/r/teenagers
How do I kindly reject this guy?
/r/AskReddit
Girls of reddit, when you reject a guy because you "don't want to ruin the friendship," would you go out with him if he ruined the friendship himself and then asked you out?
/r/AskReddit
Redditors of Reddit, when did you finally realize you were never going to kiss a girl?
/r/AskReddit
Rich people of reddit, why are you willing to spend your gold on an askreddit question to have your fortune read by an online stranger?
/r/AskReddit
Rich people of reddit, are you willing to spend your gold on an askreddit question to have your fortune read by an online stranger?
/r/AskReddit
What book is a perfect 10/10 in your game?
/r/AskReddit
Redditors who witnessed the change from the 19th century to the 20th century, was there as much hysteria as there was when it changed from 20th to 21st?
/r/AskReddit
Troll accounts of Reddit, why do you waste so much time looking for reactions from online strangers?
/r/AskReddit
Troll accounts of Reddit, aren't you sad to be wasting so much time on an online website hunting reactions?
/r/NoStupidQuestions
Why do people take showers so often? I take one every two weeks and smell fine
/r/teenagers
How do I kindly reject this guy?
/r/AskReddit
Girls of reddit, when you reject a guy because you "don't want to ruin the friendship," would you go out with him if he ruined the friendship himself and then asked you out?
/r/AskReddit