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Every year these kids come back with a new annoying quirk… “coin boys” are apparently the new thing

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TIFU by maybe accidentally inviting my plumber over for Thanksgiving

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TIFU by thinking the phrase was “Lame Ann’s Terms”

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TIFU by telling a Slavic tourist “we don’t allow your kind in here”

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I am Jerrick Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaadams, the man who legally added a lot of A's to my name at age 18 so I would appear first on any alphabetized list. Ask me anything!

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Did I correctly tell my building’s super to turn the bidet water heat up to 95?

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Does anyone have diving equipment to borrow or any information about the June 9th I-10 bridge crash?

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I got so hungry at work I ate every single person’s lunch, and everyone blamed the janitor

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My uncle offered me a bet. If I win he will pay off my student loans. Should I take it?

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Every year these kids come back with a new annoying quirk… “coin boys” are apparently the new thing

TIFU by maybe accidentally inviting my plumber over for Thanksgiving

TIFU by thinking the phrase was “Lame Ann’s Terms”

TIFU by telling a Slavic tourist “we don’t allow your kind in here”

I am Jerrick Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaadams, the man who legally added a lot of A's to my name at age 18 so I would appear first on any alphabetized list. Ask me anything!

Did I correctly tell my building’s super to turn the bidet water heat up to 95?

Does anyone have diving equipment to borrow or any information about the June 9th I-10 bridge crash?

I got so hungry at work I ate every single person’s lunch, and everyone blamed the janitor

My uncle offered me a bet. If I win he will pay off my student loans. Should I take it?

Wife threatened to leave five star reviews saying our waitress allowed underage drinkers. AITA for pledging to never take her out again?

We know so much about. But when can we are to know about alright because Earth and Mars are the same today; not tomorrow unfortunately.

Thought my professor was my boyfriend and grabbed his ass.

My name is Ralph Hedgeburg and I have slept with a man and woman from every state. AMA!

They say women are better at sports, but they did not consider basketball in this.

Hi, as someone who is probably smarter than all of you even though I don't go to college, how does it feel?

Why is the separation of Church and State a violation of the Constitution?

[BRUTALLY HONEST] You should not be allowed to have a crush or girl/boyfriend until you're 21

[UNPOPULAR OPINION] The School Weekend Should Only be One Day

Why does it make fiscal sense to worship the President as a god?

Why or why shouldn't Jesus's face be on the upcoming $200 bill, just as Trump has said he wants?

We know so much about. But when can we are to know about alright because Earth and Mars are the same today; not tomorrow unfortunately.

Thought my professor was my boyfriend and grabbed his ass.

My name is Ralph Hedgeburg and I have slept with a man and woman from every state. AMA!

They say women are better at sports, but they did not consider basketball in this.

Hi, as someone who is probably smarter than all of you even though I don't go to college, how does it feel?

Why is the separation of Church and State a violation of the Constitution?

[BRUTALLY HONEST] You should not be allowed to have a crush or girl/boyfriend until you're 21

[UNPOPULAR OPINION] The School Weekend Should Only be One Day

Why does it make fiscal sense to worship the President as a god?

Why or why shouldn't Jesus's face be on the upcoming $200 bill, just as Trump has said he wants?

We know so much about. But when can we are to know about alright because Earth and Mars are the same today; not tomorrow unfortunately.

Thought my professor was my boyfriend and grabbed his ass.

My name is Ralph Hedgeburg and I have slept with a man and woman from every state. AMA!

They say women are better at sports, but they did not consider basketball in this.

Hi, as someone who is probably smarter than all of you even though I don't go to college, how does it feel?

Why is the separation of Church and State a violation of the Constitution?

[BRUTALLY HONEST] You should not be allowed to have a crush or girl/boyfriend until you're 21

[UNPOPULAR OPINION] The School Weekend Should Only be One Day

Why does it make fiscal sense to worship the President as a god?

Why or why shouldn't Jesus's face be on the upcoming $200 bill, just as Trump has said he wants?

LuciusDickusMaximus Archive

Every year these kids come back with a new annoying quirk… “coin boys” are apparently the new thing

TIFU by maybe accidentally inviting my plumber over for Thanksgiving

TIFU by thinking the phrase was “Lame Ann’s Terms”

TIFU by telling a Slavic tourist “we don’t allow your kind in here”

I am Jerrick Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaadams, the man who legally added a lot of A's to my name at age 18 so I would appear first on any alphabetized list. Ask me anything!

Did I correctly tell my building’s super to turn the bidet water heat up to 95?

Does anyone have diving equipment to borrow or any information about the June 9th I-10 bridge crash?

I got so hungry at work I ate every single person’s lunch, and everyone blamed the janitor

My uncle offered me a bet. If I win he will pay off my student loans. Should I take it?

Wife threatened to leave five star reviews saying our waitress allowed underage drinkers. AITA for pledging to never take her out again?

We know so much about. But when can we are to know about alright because Earth and Mars are the same today; not tomorrow unfortunately.

Thought my professor was my boyfriend and grabbed his ass.

My name is Ralph Hedgeburg and I have slept with a man and woman from every state. AMA!

They say women are better at sports, but they did not consider basketball in this.

Hi, as someone who is probably smarter than all of you even though I don't go to college, how does it feel?

Why is the separation of Church and State a violation of the Constitution?

[BRUTALLY HONEST] You should not be allowed to have a crush or girl/boyfriend until you're 21

[UNPOPULAR OPINION] The School Weekend Should Only be One Day

Why does it make fiscal sense to worship the President as a god?

Why or why shouldn't Jesus's face be on the upcoming $200 bill, just as Trump has said he wants?

We know so much about. But when can we are to know about alright because Earth and Mars are the same today; not tomorrow unfortunately.

Thought my professor was my boyfriend and grabbed his ass.

My name is Ralph Hedgeburg and I have slept with a man and woman from every state. AMA!

They say women are better at sports, but they did not consider basketball in this.

Hi, as someone who is probably smarter than all of you even though I don't go to college, how does it feel?

Why is the separation of Church and State a violation of the Constitution?

[BRUTALLY HONEST] You should not be allowed to have a crush or girl/boyfriend until you're 21

[UNPOPULAR OPINION] The School Weekend Should Only be One Day

Why does it make fiscal sense to worship the President as a god?

Why or why shouldn't Jesus's face be on the upcoming $200 bill, just as Trump has said he wants?

We know so much about. But when can we are to know about alright because Earth and Mars are the same today; not tomorrow unfortunately.

Thought my professor was my boyfriend and grabbed his ass.

My name is Ralph Hedgeburg and I have slept with a man and woman from every state. AMA!

They say women are better at sports, but they did not consider basketball in this.

Hi, as someone who is probably smarter than all of you even though I don't go to college, how does it feel?

Why is the separation of Church and State a violation of the Constitution?

[BRUTALLY HONEST] You should not be allowed to have a crush or girl/boyfriend until you're 21

[UNPOPULAR OPINION] The School Weekend Should Only be One Day

Why does it make fiscal sense to worship the President as a god?

Why or why shouldn't Jesus's face be on the upcoming $200 bill, just as Trump has said he wants?