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/r/Teachers

Every year these kids come back with a new annoying quirk… “coin boys” are apparently the new thing

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/r/tifu

TIFU by maybe accidentally inviting my plumber over for Thanksgiving

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/r/tifu

TIFU by thinking the phrase was “Lame Ann’s Terms”

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/r/tifu

TIFU by telling a Slavic tourist “we don’t allow your kind in here”

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/r/casualiama

I am Jerrick Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaadams, the man who legally added a lot of A's to my name at age 18 so I would appear first on any alphabetized list. Ask me anything!

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/r/Spanish

Did I correctly tell my building’s super to turn the bidet water heat up to 95?

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/r/MobileAL

Does anyone have diving equipment to borrow or any information about the June 9th I-10 bridge crash?

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/r/TrueOffMyChest

I got so hungry at work I ate every single person’s lunch, and everyone blamed the janitor

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/r/TrueOffMyChest

My uncle offered me a bet. If I win he will pay off my student loans. Should I take it?

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/r/AITAH

Wife threatened to leave five star reviews saying our waitress allowed underage drinkers. AITA for pledging to never take her out again?

/r/casualiama

My name is Yorwic Slawowiczkowosczowski and I am first Polish man to survive climb Mount Main. Ask anything to me!

/r/Showerthoughts

If the world was 2 times a big would there be lions no probably not hm

/r/casualiama

My name is Io Torkskin and I make adults who have trouble crying cry for a living, AMA!

/r/Showerthoughts

We wear jeans with holes yet are afraid of the naked man. Hmmmm

/r/teenagers

[DISCUSSION] School should have no summer break

/r/NoStupidQuestions

Do people actually have girlfriends because it seems like every girl I ask is "not looking for anything right now," so like if no is is looking for anything how would anyone be in a relationship?

/r/Showerthoughts

The word "sarcophagus" is must have been and has probably been the first palindrome of the world.

/r/Showerthoughts

If you meet a celebrity, it's all you think about. When they meet you they hate you and wish you were dust.

/r/casualiama

My name is Elfia Yira and I got dropped out of Yale to start Higher Up Inc, a startup which is now bankrupt. I'm currently living in my mom's basement. Ama!

/r/wowthanksimcured

Just say no!

/r/casualiama

My name is Yorwic Slawowiczkowosczowski and I am first Polish man to survive climb Mount Main. Ask anything to me!

/r/Showerthoughts

If the world was 2 times a big would there be lions no probably not hm

/r/casualiama

My name is Io Torkskin and I make adults who have trouble crying cry for a living, AMA!

/r/Showerthoughts

We wear jeans with holes yet are afraid of the naked man. Hmmmm

/r/teenagers

[DISCUSSION] School should have no summer break

/r/NoStupidQuestions

Do people actually have girlfriends because it seems like every girl I ask is "not looking for anything right now," so like if no is is looking for anything how would anyone be in a relationship?

/r/Showerthoughts

The word "sarcophagus" is must have been and has probably been the first palindrome of the world.

/r/Showerthoughts

If you meet a celebrity, it's all you think about. When they meet you they hate you and wish you were dust.

/r/casualiama

My name is Elfia Yira and I got dropped out of Yale to start Higher Up Inc, a startup which is now bankrupt. I'm currently living in my mom's basement. Ama!

/r/wowthanksimcured

Just say no!

/r/casualiama

My name is Yorwic Slawowiczkowosczowski and I am first Polish man to survive climb Mount Main. Ask anything to me!

/r/Showerthoughts

If the world was 2 times a big would there be lions no probably not hm

/r/casualiama

My name is Io Torkskin and I make adults who have trouble crying cry for a living, AMA!

/r/Showerthoughts

We wear jeans with holes yet are afraid of the naked man. Hmmmm

/r/teenagers

[DISCUSSION] School should have no summer break

/r/NoStupidQuestions

Do people actually have girlfriends because it seems like every girl I ask is "not looking for anything right now," so like if no is is looking for anything how would anyone be in a relationship?

/r/Showerthoughts

The word "sarcophagus" is must have been and has probably been the first palindrome of the world.

/r/Showerthoughts

If you meet a celebrity, it's all you think about. When they meet you they hate you and wish you were dust.

/r/casualiama

My name is Elfia Yira and I got dropped out of Yale to start Higher Up Inc, a startup which is now bankrupt. I'm currently living in my mom's basement. Ama!

/r/wowthanksimcured

Just say no!