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/r/Teachers

Every year these kids come back with a new annoying quirk… “coin boys” are apparently the new thing

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/r/tifu

TIFU by maybe accidentally inviting my plumber over for Thanksgiving

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/r/tifu

TIFU by thinking the phrase was “Lame Ann’s Terms”

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/r/tifu

TIFU by telling a Slavic tourist “we don’t allow your kind in here”

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/r/casualiama

I am Jerrick Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaadams, the man who legally added a lot of A's to my name at age 18 so I would appear first on any alphabetized list. Ask me anything!

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/r/Spanish

Did I correctly tell my building’s super to turn the bidet water heat up to 95?

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/r/MobileAL

Does anyone have diving equipment to borrow or any information about the June 9th I-10 bridge crash?

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/r/TrueOffMyChest

I got so hungry at work I ate every single person’s lunch, and everyone blamed the janitor

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/r/TrueOffMyChest

My uncle offered me a bet. If I win he will pay off my student loans. Should I take it?

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/r/AITAH

Wife threatened to leave five star reviews saying our waitress allowed underage drinkers. AITA for pledging to never take her out again?

/r/HelpMeFind

Help me find a video featuring Ben Shapiro and Taylor Swift's "Wildest Dreams"

/r/Showerthoughts

I bet in ancient times they didn't think we would have computers today.

/r/AskReddit

What's your "I'm not religious but please God if you exist help" story?

/r/politics

Trump: "Would Jesus have allowed the caravan through? No. Why should we?"

/r/IAmA

IAMA University Professor who Teaches History of Sex, Ask Me Anything!

/r/Showerthoughts

If we changed the word "attack" to "negotiate," there would probably be a lot less war in history.

/r/Showerthoughts

The difference between a man and a woman is wo. The difference between a female and a male is fe. So, Fe=wo.

/r/Showerthoughts

I wonder if I've met my fourteenth cousin and thought he was ugly and in another country?

/r/HistoryMemes

Agammemnon when the Romans were Invading during the Battle of Marathon

/r/NoStupidQuestions

If the George Bush, Sr. was actually the Bush that did 9/11, would anyone realize it was him?

/r/HelpMeFind

Help me find a video featuring Ben Shapiro and Taylor Swift's "Wildest Dreams"

/r/Showerthoughts

I bet in ancient times they didn't think we would have computers today.

/r/AskReddit

What's your "I'm not religious but please God if you exist help" story?

/r/politics

Trump: "Would Jesus have allowed the caravan through? No. Why should we?"

/r/IAmA

IAMA University Professor who Teaches History of Sex, Ask Me Anything!

/r/Showerthoughts

If we changed the word "attack" to "negotiate," there would probably be a lot less war in history.

/r/Showerthoughts

The difference between a man and a woman is wo. The difference between a female and a male is fe. So, Fe=wo.

/r/Showerthoughts

I wonder if I've met my fourteenth cousin and thought he was ugly and in another country?

/r/HistoryMemes

Agammemnon when the Romans were Invading during the Battle of Marathon

/r/NoStupidQuestions

If the George Bush, Sr. was actually the Bush that did 9/11, would anyone realize it was him?

/r/HelpMeFind

Help me find a video featuring Ben Shapiro and Taylor Swift's "Wildest Dreams"

/r/Showerthoughts

I bet in ancient times they didn't think we would have computers today.

/r/AskReddit

What's your "I'm not religious but please God if you exist help" story?

/r/politics

Trump: "Would Jesus have allowed the caravan through? No. Why should we?"

/r/IAmA

IAMA University Professor who Teaches History of Sex, Ask Me Anything!

/r/Showerthoughts

If we changed the word "attack" to "negotiate," there would probably be a lot less war in history.

/r/Showerthoughts

The difference between a man and a woman is wo. The difference between a female and a male is fe. So, Fe=wo.

/r/Showerthoughts

I wonder if I've met my fourteenth cousin and thought he was ugly and in another country?

/r/HistoryMemes

Agammemnon when the Romans were Invading during the Battle of Marathon

/r/NoStupidQuestions

If the George Bush, Sr. was actually the Bush that did 9/11, would anyone realize it was him?