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/r/Teachers

Every year these kids come back with a new annoying quirk… “coin boys” are apparently the new thing

2

/r/tifu

TIFU by maybe accidentally inviting my plumber over for Thanksgiving

3

/r/tifu

TIFU by thinking the phrase was “Lame Ann’s Terms”

4

/r/tifu

TIFU by telling a Slavic tourist “we don’t allow your kind in here”

5

/r/casualiama

I am Jerrick Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaadams, the man who legally added a lot of A's to my name at age 18 so I would appear first on any alphabetized list. Ask me anything!

6

/r/Spanish

Did I correctly tell my building’s super to turn the bidet water heat up to 95?

7

/r/MobileAL

Does anyone have diving equipment to borrow or any information about the June 9th I-10 bridge crash?

8

/r/TrueOffMyChest

I got so hungry at work I ate every single person’s lunch, and everyone blamed the janitor

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/r/TrueOffMyChest

My uncle offered me a bet. If I win he will pay off my student loans. Should I take it?

10

/r/AITAH

Wife threatened to leave five star reviews saying our waitress allowed underage drinkers. AITA for pledging to never take her out again?

/r/u_LuciusDickusMaximus

[r/TIFU] TIFU by instinctively shooting a truck

/r/tifu

TIFU by instinctively shooting a truck

/r/RandomThoughts

What is the most time you’ve shaved off the GPS ETA by taking a route the machine didn’t think of?

/r/RandomThoughts

They probably invented sushi to make a work-friendly microwaveless fish lunch.

/r/ACT

I JUST CANT CRACK THIS STUPID TEST WTF

/r/RandomThoughts

We are in for a golden age of action movies when scientists figure out how to safely contain nuclear explosions.

/r/TrueOffMyChest

My uncle hasn’t left home for a month because of my grocery store pranks

/r/u_LuciusDickusMaximus

[r/Wikipedia] Can I not edit a Wikipedia page with my personal knowledge?

/r/wikipedia

Can I not edit a Wikipedia page with my personal knowledge?

/r/RandomThoughts

Being abandoned by your father but being unable to avoid him because he is a TV star is a special kind of hell.

/r/u_LuciusDickusMaximus

[r/TIFU] TIFU by instinctively shooting a truck

/r/tifu

TIFU by instinctively shooting a truck

/r/RandomThoughts

What is the most time you’ve shaved off the GPS ETA by taking a route the machine didn’t think of?

/r/RandomThoughts

They probably invented sushi to make a work-friendly microwaveless fish lunch.

/r/ACT

I JUST CANT CRACK THIS STUPID TEST WTF

/r/RandomThoughts

We are in for a golden age of action movies when scientists figure out how to safely contain nuclear explosions.

/r/TrueOffMyChest

My uncle hasn’t left home for a month because of my grocery store pranks

/r/u_LuciusDickusMaximus

[r/Wikipedia] Can I not edit a Wikipedia page with my personal knowledge?

/r/wikipedia

Can I not edit a Wikipedia page with my personal knowledge?

/r/RandomThoughts

Being abandoned by your father but being unable to avoid him because he is a TV star is a special kind of hell.

/r/u_LuciusDickusMaximus

[r/TIFU] TIFU by instinctively shooting a truck

/r/tifu

TIFU by instinctively shooting a truck

/r/RandomThoughts

What is the most time you’ve shaved off the GPS ETA by taking a route the machine didn’t think of?

/r/RandomThoughts

They probably invented sushi to make a work-friendly microwaveless fish lunch.

/r/ACT

I JUST CANT CRACK THIS STUPID TEST WTF

/r/RandomThoughts

We are in for a golden age of action movies when scientists figure out how to safely contain nuclear explosions.

/r/TrueOffMyChest

My uncle hasn’t left home for a month because of my grocery store pranks

/r/u_LuciusDickusMaximus

[r/Wikipedia] Can I not edit a Wikipedia page with my personal knowledge?

/r/wikipedia

Can I not edit a Wikipedia page with my personal knowledge?

/r/RandomThoughts

Being abandoned by your father but being unable to avoid him because he is a TV star is a special kind of hell.