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Every year these kids come back with a new annoying quirk… “coin boys” are apparently the new thing

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TIFU by maybe accidentally inviting my plumber over for Thanksgiving

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TIFU by thinking the phrase was “Lame Ann’s Terms”

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TIFU by telling a Slavic tourist “we don’t allow your kind in here”

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I am Jerrick Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaadams, the man who legally added a lot of A's to my name at age 18 so I would appear first on any alphabetized list. Ask me anything!

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Did I correctly tell my building’s super to turn the bidet water heat up to 95?

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Does anyone have diving equipment to borrow or any information about the June 9th I-10 bridge crash?

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I got so hungry at work I ate every single person’s lunch, and everyone blamed the janitor

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My uncle offered me a bet. If I win he will pay off my student loans. Should I take it?

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Every year these kids come back with a new annoying quirk… “coin boys” are apparently the new thing

TIFU by maybe accidentally inviting my plumber over for Thanksgiving

TIFU by thinking the phrase was “Lame Ann’s Terms”

TIFU by telling a Slavic tourist “we don’t allow your kind in here”

I am Jerrick Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaadams, the man who legally added a lot of A's to my name at age 18 so I would appear first on any alphabetized list. Ask me anything!

Did I correctly tell my building’s super to turn the bidet water heat up to 95?

Does anyone have diving equipment to borrow or any information about the June 9th I-10 bridge crash?

I got so hungry at work I ate every single person’s lunch, and everyone blamed the janitor

My uncle offered me a bet. If I win he will pay off my student loans. Should I take it?

Wife threatened to leave five star reviews saying our waitress allowed underage drinkers. AITA for pledging to never take her out again?

Why do we not study the history of a single family over the course of millennia in U.S. classes?

I paid my Uber driver to splash a pedestrian and it turned out to be my TA

Firefighters of Reddit, have you ever hit a civilian with a fire hose?

Former blind-atheists who had their sight restored through God, do you believe now?

TIFU by taking “kill your babies” literally and losing a big directors interest

After being thrown in the toilet and pissed (and s***) on by local teens, I’m happy to say Bostic is cleaned and back on the shelves at our store in Holom, GA :)

I don’t mind oil spills

Women of Reddit, which lipstick color signals that you want us men to approach you in public?

Is my professor allowed to be Greek?

Using child-proof containers for medicine is admitting your child is an idiot.

Why do we not study the history of a single family over the course of millennia in U.S. classes?

I paid my Uber driver to splash a pedestrian and it turned out to be my TA

Firefighters of Reddit, have you ever hit a civilian with a fire hose?

Former blind-atheists who had their sight restored through God, do you believe now?

TIFU by taking “kill your babies” literally and losing a big directors interest

After being thrown in the toilet and pissed (and s***) on by local teens, I’m happy to say Bostic is cleaned and back on the shelves at our store in Holom, GA :)

I don’t mind oil spills

Women of Reddit, which lipstick color signals that you want us men to approach you in public?

Is my professor allowed to be Greek?

Using child-proof containers for medicine is admitting your child is an idiot.

Why do we not study the history of a single family over the course of millennia in U.S. classes?

I paid my Uber driver to splash a pedestrian and it turned out to be my TA

Firefighters of Reddit, have you ever hit a civilian with a fire hose?

Former blind-atheists who had their sight restored through God, do you believe now?

TIFU by taking “kill your babies” literally and losing a big directors interest

After being thrown in the toilet and pissed (and s***) on by local teens, I’m happy to say Bostic is cleaned and back on the shelves at our store in Holom, GA :)

I don’t mind oil spills

Women of Reddit, which lipstick color signals that you want us men to approach you in public?

Is my professor allowed to be Greek?

Using child-proof containers for medicine is admitting your child is an idiot.

LuciusDickusMaximus Archive

Every year these kids come back with a new annoying quirk… “coin boys” are apparently the new thing

TIFU by maybe accidentally inviting my plumber over for Thanksgiving

TIFU by thinking the phrase was “Lame Ann’s Terms”

TIFU by telling a Slavic tourist “we don’t allow your kind in here”

I am Jerrick Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaadams, the man who legally added a lot of A's to my name at age 18 so I would appear first on any alphabetized list. Ask me anything!

Did I correctly tell my building’s super to turn the bidet water heat up to 95?

Does anyone have diving equipment to borrow or any information about the June 9th I-10 bridge crash?

I got so hungry at work I ate every single person’s lunch, and everyone blamed the janitor

My uncle offered me a bet. If I win he will pay off my student loans. Should I take it?

Wife threatened to leave five star reviews saying our waitress allowed underage drinkers. AITA for pledging to never take her out again?

Why do we not study the history of a single family over the course of millennia in U.S. classes?

I paid my Uber driver to splash a pedestrian and it turned out to be my TA

Firefighters of Reddit, have you ever hit a civilian with a fire hose?

Former blind-atheists who had their sight restored through God, do you believe now?

TIFU by taking “kill your babies” literally and losing a big directors interest

After being thrown in the toilet and pissed (and s***) on by local teens, I’m happy to say Bostic is cleaned and back on the shelves at our store in Holom, GA :)

I don’t mind oil spills

Women of Reddit, which lipstick color signals that you want us men to approach you in public?

Is my professor allowed to be Greek?

Using child-proof containers for medicine is admitting your child is an idiot.

Why do we not study the history of a single family over the course of millennia in U.S. classes?

I paid my Uber driver to splash a pedestrian and it turned out to be my TA

Firefighters of Reddit, have you ever hit a civilian with a fire hose?

Former blind-atheists who had their sight restored through God, do you believe now?

TIFU by taking “kill your babies” literally and losing a big directors interest

After being thrown in the toilet and pissed (and s***) on by local teens, I’m happy to say Bostic is cleaned and back on the shelves at our store in Holom, GA :)

I don’t mind oil spills

Women of Reddit, which lipstick color signals that you want us men to approach you in public?

Is my professor allowed to be Greek?

Using child-proof containers for medicine is admitting your child is an idiot.

Why do we not study the history of a single family over the course of millennia in U.S. classes?

I paid my Uber driver to splash a pedestrian and it turned out to be my TA

Firefighters of Reddit, have you ever hit a civilian with a fire hose?

Former blind-atheists who had their sight restored through God, do you believe now?

TIFU by taking “kill your babies” literally and losing a big directors interest

After being thrown in the toilet and pissed (and s***) on by local teens, I’m happy to say Bostic is cleaned and back on the shelves at our store in Holom, GA :)

I don’t mind oil spills

Women of Reddit, which lipstick color signals that you want us men to approach you in public?

Is my professor allowed to be Greek?

Using child-proof containers for medicine is admitting your child is an idiot.