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Every year these kids come back with a new annoying quirk… “coin boys” are apparently the new thing

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TIFU by maybe accidentally inviting my plumber over for Thanksgiving

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TIFU by thinking the phrase was “Lame Ann’s Terms”

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TIFU by telling a Slavic tourist “we don’t allow your kind in here”

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I am Jerrick Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaadams, the man who legally added a lot of A's to my name at age 18 so I would appear first on any alphabetized list. Ask me anything!

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Did I correctly tell my building’s super to turn the bidet water heat up to 95?

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Does anyone have diving equipment to borrow or any information about the June 9th I-10 bridge crash?

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I got so hungry at work I ate every single person’s lunch, and everyone blamed the janitor

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My uncle offered me a bet. If I win he will pay off my student loans. Should I take it?

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Every year these kids come back with a new annoying quirk… “coin boys” are apparently the new thing

TIFU by maybe accidentally inviting my plumber over for Thanksgiving

TIFU by thinking the phrase was “Lame Ann’s Terms”

TIFU by telling a Slavic tourist “we don’t allow your kind in here”

I am Jerrick Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaadams, the man who legally added a lot of A's to my name at age 18 so I would appear first on any alphabetized list. Ask me anything!

Did I correctly tell my building’s super to turn the bidet water heat up to 95?

Does anyone have diving equipment to borrow or any information about the June 9th I-10 bridge crash?

I got so hungry at work I ate every single person’s lunch, and everyone blamed the janitor

My uncle offered me a bet. If I win he will pay off my student loans. Should I take it?

Wife threatened to leave five star reviews saying our waitress allowed underage drinkers. AITA for pledging to never take her out again?

Neighbor tricked me into celebrating NYE a day early so I’m sneaking alcohol to minors at his party then calling the cops

My child thought he heard Santa when it was actually my mistress

A career in lifeguarding seems a dangerous choice as most don’t seem to live past their teens.

Lifeguarding is probably very dangerous career given that an old lifeguard is a rare sight.

This is why I don’t do one night stands before sentimental holidays

[r/NoStupidQuestions] Why is celebrating Christmas considered offensive nowadays?

[r/The10thDentist] I relish being socially ostracized.

It is possible that you have run someone over and just didn’t notice

I relish being socially ostracized.

I got so hungry at work I ate every single person’s lunch, and everyone blamed the janitor

Neighbor tricked me into celebrating NYE a day early so I’m sneaking alcohol to minors at his party then calling the cops

My child thought he heard Santa when it was actually my mistress

A career in lifeguarding seems a dangerous choice as most don’t seem to live past their teens.

Lifeguarding is probably very dangerous career given that an old lifeguard is a rare sight.

This is why I don’t do one night stands before sentimental holidays

[r/NoStupidQuestions] Why is celebrating Christmas considered offensive nowadays?

[r/The10thDentist] I relish being socially ostracized.

It is possible that you have run someone over and just didn’t notice

I relish being socially ostracized.

I got so hungry at work I ate every single person’s lunch, and everyone blamed the janitor

Neighbor tricked me into celebrating NYE a day early so I’m sneaking alcohol to minors at his party then calling the cops

My child thought he heard Santa when it was actually my mistress

A career in lifeguarding seems a dangerous choice as most don’t seem to live past their teens.

Lifeguarding is probably very dangerous career given that an old lifeguard is a rare sight.

This is why I don’t do one night stands before sentimental holidays

[r/NoStupidQuestions] Why is celebrating Christmas considered offensive nowadays?

[r/The10thDentist] I relish being socially ostracized.

It is possible that you have run someone over and just didn’t notice

I relish being socially ostracized.

I got so hungry at work I ate every single person’s lunch, and everyone blamed the janitor

LuciusDickusMaximus Archive

Every year these kids come back with a new annoying quirk… “coin boys” are apparently the new thing

TIFU by maybe accidentally inviting my plumber over for Thanksgiving

TIFU by thinking the phrase was “Lame Ann’s Terms”

TIFU by telling a Slavic tourist “we don’t allow your kind in here”

I am Jerrick Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaadams, the man who legally added a lot of A's to my name at age 18 so I would appear first on any alphabetized list. Ask me anything!

Did I correctly tell my building’s super to turn the bidet water heat up to 95?

Does anyone have diving equipment to borrow or any information about the June 9th I-10 bridge crash?

I got so hungry at work I ate every single person’s lunch, and everyone blamed the janitor

My uncle offered me a bet. If I win he will pay off my student loans. Should I take it?

Wife threatened to leave five star reviews saying our waitress allowed underage drinkers. AITA for pledging to never take her out again?

Neighbor tricked me into celebrating NYE a day early so I’m sneaking alcohol to minors at his party then calling the cops

My child thought he heard Santa when it was actually my mistress

A career in lifeguarding seems a dangerous choice as most don’t seem to live past their teens.

Lifeguarding is probably very dangerous career given that an old lifeguard is a rare sight.

This is why I don’t do one night stands before sentimental holidays

[r/NoStupidQuestions] Why is celebrating Christmas considered offensive nowadays?

[r/The10thDentist] I relish being socially ostracized.

It is possible that you have run someone over and just didn’t notice

I relish being socially ostracized.

I got so hungry at work I ate every single person’s lunch, and everyone blamed the janitor

Neighbor tricked me into celebrating NYE a day early so I’m sneaking alcohol to minors at his party then calling the cops

My child thought he heard Santa when it was actually my mistress

A career in lifeguarding seems a dangerous choice as most don’t seem to live past their teens.

Lifeguarding is probably very dangerous career given that an old lifeguard is a rare sight.

This is why I don’t do one night stands before sentimental holidays

[r/NoStupidQuestions] Why is celebrating Christmas considered offensive nowadays?

[r/The10thDentist] I relish being socially ostracized.

It is possible that you have run someone over and just didn’t notice

I relish being socially ostracized.

I got so hungry at work I ate every single person’s lunch, and everyone blamed the janitor

Neighbor tricked me into celebrating NYE a day early so I’m sneaking alcohol to minors at his party then calling the cops

My child thought he heard Santa when it was actually my mistress

A career in lifeguarding seems a dangerous choice as most don’t seem to live past their teens.

Lifeguarding is probably very dangerous career given that an old lifeguard is a rare sight.

This is why I don’t do one night stands before sentimental holidays

[r/NoStupidQuestions] Why is celebrating Christmas considered offensive nowadays?

[r/The10thDentist] I relish being socially ostracized.

It is possible that you have run someone over and just didn’t notice

I relish being socially ostracized.

I got so hungry at work I ate every single person’s lunch, and everyone blamed the janitor