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Every year these kids come back with a new annoying quirk… “coin boys” are apparently the new thing

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TIFU by maybe accidentally inviting my plumber over for Thanksgiving

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TIFU by thinking the phrase was “Lame Ann’s Terms”

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TIFU by telling a Slavic tourist “we don’t allow your kind in here”

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I am Jerrick Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaadams, the man who legally added a lot of A's to my name at age 18 so I would appear first on any alphabetized list. Ask me anything!

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Did I correctly tell my building’s super to turn the bidet water heat up to 95?

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Does anyone have diving equipment to borrow or any information about the June 9th I-10 bridge crash?

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I got so hungry at work I ate every single person’s lunch, and everyone blamed the janitor

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My uncle offered me a bet. If I win he will pay off my student loans. Should I take it?

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Every year these kids come back with a new annoying quirk… “coin boys” are apparently the new thing

TIFU by maybe accidentally inviting my plumber over for Thanksgiving

TIFU by thinking the phrase was “Lame Ann’s Terms”

TIFU by telling a Slavic tourist “we don’t allow your kind in here”

I am Jerrick Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaadams, the man who legally added a lot of A's to my name at age 18 so I would appear first on any alphabetized list. Ask me anything!

Did I correctly tell my building’s super to turn the bidet water heat up to 95?

Does anyone have diving equipment to borrow or any information about the June 9th I-10 bridge crash?

I got so hungry at work I ate every single person’s lunch, and everyone blamed the janitor

My uncle offered me a bet. If I win he will pay off my student loans. Should I take it?

Wife threatened to leave five star reviews saying our waitress allowed underage drinkers. AITA for pledging to never take her out again?

Crossing Guard tried to let a bus hit my kid because I never acknowledge that he exists

How do I tell my uncle, an AlAnon believer, that I no longer want to affiliate with him?

Father took me out of school to homeschool me because of “the looming disaster,” what does it mean?

How do I stop lucid dreaming???

[Concerned Passenger] There needs to be a limit on how many hours drivers can work without stop

my kid is being sued for stealing the rich kid’s joke

When farmers learn to use the internet we will see a boom in agriculture.

It’s extremely unlikely that you have any friends that respect you

This guy showed up in my backyard. I live on a small island with a population of 0 monkeys

Third time the cops were called on me and my girlfriend at a hotel because she is so beautiful and “sexy” that patrons assume she is a prostitute

Crossing Guard tried to let a bus hit my kid because I never acknowledge that he exists

How do I tell my uncle, an AlAnon believer, that I no longer want to affiliate with him?

Father took me out of school to homeschool me because of “the looming disaster,” what does it mean?

How do I stop lucid dreaming???

[Concerned Passenger] There needs to be a limit on how many hours drivers can work without stop

my kid is being sued for stealing the rich kid’s joke

When farmers learn to use the internet we will see a boom in agriculture.

It’s extremely unlikely that you have any friends that respect you

This guy showed up in my backyard. I live on a small island with a population of 0 monkeys

Third time the cops were called on me and my girlfriend at a hotel because she is so beautiful and “sexy” that patrons assume she is a prostitute

Crossing Guard tried to let a bus hit my kid because I never acknowledge that he exists

How do I tell my uncle, an AlAnon believer, that I no longer want to affiliate with him?

Father took me out of school to homeschool me because of “the looming disaster,” what does it mean?

How do I stop lucid dreaming???

[Concerned Passenger] There needs to be a limit on how many hours drivers can work without stop

my kid is being sued for stealing the rich kid’s joke

When farmers learn to use the internet we will see a boom in agriculture.

It’s extremely unlikely that you have any friends that respect you

This guy showed up in my backyard. I live on a small island with a population of 0 monkeys

Third time the cops were called on me and my girlfriend at a hotel because she is so beautiful and “sexy” that patrons assume she is a prostitute

LuciusDickusMaximus Archive

Every year these kids come back with a new annoying quirk… “coin boys” are apparently the new thing

TIFU by maybe accidentally inviting my plumber over for Thanksgiving

TIFU by thinking the phrase was “Lame Ann’s Terms”

TIFU by telling a Slavic tourist “we don’t allow your kind in here”

I am Jerrick Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaadams, the man who legally added a lot of A's to my name at age 18 so I would appear first on any alphabetized list. Ask me anything!

Did I correctly tell my building’s super to turn the bidet water heat up to 95?

Does anyone have diving equipment to borrow or any information about the June 9th I-10 bridge crash?

I got so hungry at work I ate every single person’s lunch, and everyone blamed the janitor

My uncle offered me a bet. If I win he will pay off my student loans. Should I take it?

Wife threatened to leave five star reviews saying our waitress allowed underage drinkers. AITA for pledging to never take her out again?

Crossing Guard tried to let a bus hit my kid because I never acknowledge that he exists

How do I tell my uncle, an AlAnon believer, that I no longer want to affiliate with him?

Father took me out of school to homeschool me because of “the looming disaster,” what does it mean?

How do I stop lucid dreaming???

[Concerned Passenger] There needs to be a limit on how many hours drivers can work without stop

my kid is being sued for stealing the rich kid’s joke

When farmers learn to use the internet we will see a boom in agriculture.

It’s extremely unlikely that you have any friends that respect you

This guy showed up in my backyard. I live on a small island with a population of 0 monkeys

Third time the cops were called on me and my girlfriend at a hotel because she is so beautiful and “sexy” that patrons assume she is a prostitute

Crossing Guard tried to let a bus hit my kid because I never acknowledge that he exists

How do I tell my uncle, an AlAnon believer, that I no longer want to affiliate with him?

Father took me out of school to homeschool me because of “the looming disaster,” what does it mean?

How do I stop lucid dreaming???

[Concerned Passenger] There needs to be a limit on how many hours drivers can work without stop

my kid is being sued for stealing the rich kid’s joke

When farmers learn to use the internet we will see a boom in agriculture.

It’s extremely unlikely that you have any friends that respect you

This guy showed up in my backyard. I live on a small island with a population of 0 monkeys

Third time the cops were called on me and my girlfriend at a hotel because she is so beautiful and “sexy” that patrons assume she is a prostitute

Crossing Guard tried to let a bus hit my kid because I never acknowledge that he exists

How do I tell my uncle, an AlAnon believer, that I no longer want to affiliate with him?

Father took me out of school to homeschool me because of “the looming disaster,” what does it mean?

How do I stop lucid dreaming???

[Concerned Passenger] There needs to be a limit on how many hours drivers can work without stop

my kid is being sued for stealing the rich kid’s joke

When farmers learn to use the internet we will see a boom in agriculture.

It’s extremely unlikely that you have any friends that respect you

This guy showed up in my backyard. I live on a small island with a population of 0 monkeys

Third time the cops were called on me and my girlfriend at a hotel because she is so beautiful and “sexy” that patrons assume she is a prostitute