LuciusDickusMaximus Archive
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/r/Teachers
Every year these kids come back with a new annoying quirk… “coin boys” are apparently the new thing
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/r/tifu
TIFU by maybe accidentally inviting my plumber over for Thanksgiving
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/r/tifu
TIFU by thinking the phrase was “Lame Ann’s Terms”
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/r/tifu
TIFU by telling a Slavic tourist “we don’t allow your kind in here”
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/r/casualiama
I am Jerrick Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaadams, the man who legally added a lot of A's to my name at age 18 so I would appear first on any alphabetized list. Ask me anything!
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/r/Spanish
Did I correctly tell my building’s super to turn the bidet water heat up to 95?
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/r/MobileAL
Does anyone have diving equipment to borrow or any information about the June 9th I-10 bridge crash?
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/r/TrueOffMyChest
I got so hungry at work I ate every single person’s lunch, and everyone blamed the janitor
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/r/TrueOffMyChest
My uncle offered me a bet. If I win he will pay off my student loans. Should I take it?
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/r/AITAH
Wife threatened to leave five star reviews saying our waitress allowed underage drinkers. AITA for pledging to never take her out again?
/r/Showerthoughts
If Taranteen was to remake Pulp Fiction in 2022, there would probably be more women and less weapons.
/r/unpopularopinion
There should be a day between New Year's Eve and January 1st.
/r/keto
Will my boyfriend ever be interested in me sexually again??
/r/tipofmytongue
[TOMT][TVSHOW] What's that show where all the characters are ice sculptures and start to melt if they experiece happiness?
/r/Showerthoughts
People who have achromatopsia (only see in black and white) probably don’t like stupid "movies" because their brains are not manipulated into watching a substanceless colorful spectacle.
/r/Minecraft
There should be a violence free mode
/r/tmobile
Anyone else a little concerned with T-mobile's language in the new terms of service?
/r/lotr
Just noticed a neat detail in the Return of the King
/r/NetflixBestOf
[REQUEST] Show about dinosaurs who don't speak
/r/MadeMeSmile
Last night some rotten teens (AKA my wife and I) smashed the pumpkin my asshole neighbor's kid carved
/r/Showerthoughts
If Taranteen was to remake Pulp Fiction in 2022, there would probably be more women and less weapons.
/r/unpopularopinion
There should be a day between New Year's Eve and January 1st.
/r/keto
Will my boyfriend ever be interested in me sexually again??
/r/tipofmytongue
[TOMT][TVSHOW] What's that show where all the characters are ice sculptures and start to melt if they experiece happiness?
/r/Showerthoughts
People who have achromatopsia (only see in black and white) probably don’t like stupid "movies" because their brains are not manipulated into watching a substanceless colorful spectacle.
/r/Minecraft
There should be a violence free mode
/r/tmobile
Anyone else a little concerned with T-mobile's language in the new terms of service?
/r/lotr
Just noticed a neat detail in the Return of the King
/r/NetflixBestOf
[REQUEST] Show about dinosaurs who don't speak
/r/MadeMeSmile