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Every year these kids come back with a new annoying quirk… “coin boys” are apparently the new thing

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TIFU by maybe accidentally inviting my plumber over for Thanksgiving

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TIFU by thinking the phrase was “Lame Ann’s Terms”

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TIFU by telling a Slavic tourist “we don’t allow your kind in here”

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I am Jerrick Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaadams, the man who legally added a lot of A's to my name at age 18 so I would appear first on any alphabetized list. Ask me anything!

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Did I correctly tell my building’s super to turn the bidet water heat up to 95?

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Does anyone have diving equipment to borrow or any information about the June 9th I-10 bridge crash?

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I got so hungry at work I ate every single person’s lunch, and everyone blamed the janitor

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My uncle offered me a bet. If I win he will pay off my student loans. Should I take it?

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Every year these kids come back with a new annoying quirk… “coin boys” are apparently the new thing

TIFU by maybe accidentally inviting my plumber over for Thanksgiving

TIFU by thinking the phrase was “Lame Ann’s Terms”

TIFU by telling a Slavic tourist “we don’t allow your kind in here”

I am Jerrick Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaadams, the man who legally added a lot of A's to my name at age 18 so I would appear first on any alphabetized list. Ask me anything!

Did I correctly tell my building’s super to turn the bidet water heat up to 95?

Does anyone have diving equipment to borrow or any information about the June 9th I-10 bridge crash?

I got so hungry at work I ate every single person’s lunch, and everyone blamed the janitor

My uncle offered me a bet. If I win he will pay off my student loans. Should I take it?

Wife threatened to leave five star reviews saying our waitress allowed underage drinkers. AITA for pledging to never take her out again?

I think my wife is switching sides? Not sure what to do

Got canned from Lowe's for trying to save a life (lives?)

TIFU by thinking “bussy” meant “baby pussy”

How Bending the Rules Can Make You Really Stick Out

How I almost was on Jeopardy but then got blacklisted for being too smart and making Ken Jennings insecure

New study suggests people are much more likely to remember a fact if their life is threatened while learning it

If Taranteen was to remake Pulp Fiction in 2022, there would probably be more women and less weapons.

There should be a day between New Year's Eve and January 1st.

Will my boyfriend ever be interested in me sexually again??

[TOMT][TVSHOW] What's that show where all the characters are ice sculptures and start to melt if they experiece happiness?

I think my wife is switching sides? Not sure what to do

Got canned from Lowe's for trying to save a life (lives?)

TIFU by thinking “bussy” meant “baby pussy”

How Bending the Rules Can Make You Really Stick Out

How I almost was on Jeopardy but then got blacklisted for being too smart and making Ken Jennings insecure

New study suggests people are much more likely to remember a fact if their life is threatened while learning it

If Taranteen was to remake Pulp Fiction in 2022, there would probably be more women and less weapons.

There should be a day between New Year's Eve and January 1st.

Will my boyfriend ever be interested in me sexually again??

[TOMT][TVSHOW] What's that show where all the characters are ice sculptures and start to melt if they experiece happiness?

I think my wife is switching sides? Not sure what to do

Got canned from Lowe's for trying to save a life (lives?)

TIFU by thinking “bussy” meant “baby pussy”

How Bending the Rules Can Make You Really Stick Out

How I almost was on Jeopardy but then got blacklisted for being too smart and making Ken Jennings insecure

New study suggests people are much more likely to remember a fact if their life is threatened while learning it

If Taranteen was to remake Pulp Fiction in 2022, there would probably be more women and less weapons.

There should be a day between New Year's Eve and January 1st.

Will my boyfriend ever be interested in me sexually again??

[TOMT][TVSHOW] What's that show where all the characters are ice sculptures and start to melt if they experiece happiness?

LuciusDickusMaximus Archive

Every year these kids come back with a new annoying quirk… “coin boys” are apparently the new thing

TIFU by maybe accidentally inviting my plumber over for Thanksgiving

TIFU by thinking the phrase was “Lame Ann’s Terms”

TIFU by telling a Slavic tourist “we don’t allow your kind in here”

I am Jerrick Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaadams, the man who legally added a lot of A's to my name at age 18 so I would appear first on any alphabetized list. Ask me anything!

Did I correctly tell my building’s super to turn the bidet water heat up to 95?

Does anyone have diving equipment to borrow or any information about the June 9th I-10 bridge crash?

I got so hungry at work I ate every single person’s lunch, and everyone blamed the janitor

My uncle offered me a bet. If I win he will pay off my student loans. Should I take it?

Wife threatened to leave five star reviews saying our waitress allowed underage drinkers. AITA for pledging to never take her out again?

I think my wife is switching sides? Not sure what to do

Got canned from Lowe's for trying to save a life (lives?)

TIFU by thinking “bussy” meant “baby pussy”

How Bending the Rules Can Make You Really Stick Out

How I almost was on Jeopardy but then got blacklisted for being too smart and making Ken Jennings insecure

New study suggests people are much more likely to remember a fact if their life is threatened while learning it

If Taranteen was to remake Pulp Fiction in 2022, there would probably be more women and less weapons.

There should be a day between New Year's Eve and January 1st.

Will my boyfriend ever be interested in me sexually again??

[TOMT][TVSHOW] What's that show where all the characters are ice sculptures and start to melt if they experiece happiness?

I think my wife is switching sides? Not sure what to do

Got canned from Lowe's for trying to save a life (lives?)

TIFU by thinking “bussy” meant “baby pussy”

How Bending the Rules Can Make You Really Stick Out

How I almost was on Jeopardy but then got blacklisted for being too smart and making Ken Jennings insecure

New study suggests people are much more likely to remember a fact if their life is threatened while learning it

If Taranteen was to remake Pulp Fiction in 2022, there would probably be more women and less weapons.

There should be a day between New Year's Eve and January 1st.

Will my boyfriend ever be interested in me sexually again??

[TOMT][TVSHOW] What's that show where all the characters are ice sculptures and start to melt if they experiece happiness?

I think my wife is switching sides? Not sure what to do

Got canned from Lowe's for trying to save a life (lives?)

TIFU by thinking “bussy” meant “baby pussy”

How Bending the Rules Can Make You Really Stick Out

How I almost was on Jeopardy but then got blacklisted for being too smart and making Ken Jennings insecure

New study suggests people are much more likely to remember a fact if their life is threatened while learning it

If Taranteen was to remake Pulp Fiction in 2022, there would probably be more women and less weapons.

There should be a day between New Year's Eve and January 1st.

Will my boyfriend ever be interested in me sexually again??

[TOMT][TVSHOW] What's that show where all the characters are ice sculptures and start to melt if they experiece happiness?