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Every year these kids come back with a new annoying quirk… “coin boys” are apparently the new thing

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TIFU by maybe accidentally inviting my plumber over for Thanksgiving

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TIFU by thinking the phrase was “Lame Ann’s Terms”

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TIFU by telling a Slavic tourist “we don’t allow your kind in here”

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I am Jerrick Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaadams, the man who legally added a lot of A's to my name at age 18 so I would appear first on any alphabetized list. Ask me anything!

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Did I correctly tell my building’s super to turn the bidet water heat up to 95?

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Does anyone have diving equipment to borrow or any information about the June 9th I-10 bridge crash?

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I got so hungry at work I ate every single person’s lunch, and everyone blamed the janitor

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My uncle offered me a bet. If I win he will pay off my student loans. Should I take it?

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Every year these kids come back with a new annoying quirk… “coin boys” are apparently the new thing

TIFU by maybe accidentally inviting my plumber over for Thanksgiving

TIFU by thinking the phrase was “Lame Ann’s Terms”

TIFU by telling a Slavic tourist “we don’t allow your kind in here”

I am Jerrick Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaadams, the man who legally added a lot of A's to my name at age 18 so I would appear first on any alphabetized list. Ask me anything!

Did I correctly tell my building’s super to turn the bidet water heat up to 95?

Does anyone have diving equipment to borrow or any information about the June 9th I-10 bridge crash?

I got so hungry at work I ate every single person’s lunch, and everyone blamed the janitor

My uncle offered me a bet. If I win he will pay off my student loans. Should I take it?

Wife threatened to leave five star reviews saying our waitress allowed underage drinkers. AITA for pledging to never take her out again?

IsItBullshit: When a service dog comes up to you alone, it means it’s owner is in distress and it wants you to follow it.

IsItBullshit: Orange Peels belong in the recycling?

IsItBullshit: There is no scientific proof that women can actually orgasm?

I accidentally ruined my Tinder date's life and I don't really feel bad about it

My aunt just shared this on FB... What a fucking hag

If I can hold after losing more than half of my own mother's retirement savings, so can you. I’ll make her a millionaire by March DIAMOND HANDS💎 💎💎🚀🚀🚀 BUY THE DIP

Best Latex Catwoman costume?(under $100)

Hi Reddit, I’m Hollywood acter Tom Cruise. Ask me anything

My ex wife laughed and said Id never be able to cook for myself. Who’s laughing now?

Right before German Mother's Day, Redditor happens to make post about mothers.

IsItBullshit: When a service dog comes up to you alone, it means it’s owner is in distress and it wants you to follow it.

IsItBullshit: Orange Peels belong in the recycling?

IsItBullshit: There is no scientific proof that women can actually orgasm?

I accidentally ruined my Tinder date's life and I don't really feel bad about it

My aunt just shared this on FB... What a fucking hag

If I can hold after losing more than half of my own mother's retirement savings, so can you. I’ll make her a millionaire by March DIAMOND HANDS💎 💎💎🚀🚀🚀 BUY THE DIP

Best Latex Catwoman costume?(under $100)

Hi Reddit, I’m Hollywood acter Tom Cruise. Ask me anything

My ex wife laughed and said Id never be able to cook for myself. Who’s laughing now?

Right before German Mother's Day, Redditor happens to make post about mothers.

IsItBullshit: When a service dog comes up to you alone, it means it’s owner is in distress and it wants you to follow it.

IsItBullshit: Orange Peels belong in the recycling?

IsItBullshit: There is no scientific proof that women can actually orgasm?

I accidentally ruined my Tinder date's life and I don't really feel bad about it

My aunt just shared this on FB... What a fucking hag

If I can hold after losing more than half of my own mother's retirement savings, so can you. I’ll make her a millionaire by March DIAMOND HANDS💎 💎💎🚀🚀🚀 BUY THE DIP

Best Latex Catwoman costume?(under $100)

Hi Reddit, I’m Hollywood acter Tom Cruise. Ask me anything

My ex wife laughed and said Id never be able to cook for myself. Who’s laughing now?

Right before German Mother's Day, Redditor happens to make post about mothers.

LuciusDickusMaximus Archive

Every year these kids come back with a new annoying quirk… “coin boys” are apparently the new thing

TIFU by maybe accidentally inviting my plumber over for Thanksgiving

TIFU by thinking the phrase was “Lame Ann’s Terms”

TIFU by telling a Slavic tourist “we don’t allow your kind in here”

I am Jerrick Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaadams, the man who legally added a lot of A's to my name at age 18 so I would appear first on any alphabetized list. Ask me anything!

Did I correctly tell my building’s super to turn the bidet water heat up to 95?

Does anyone have diving equipment to borrow or any information about the June 9th I-10 bridge crash?

I got so hungry at work I ate every single person’s lunch, and everyone blamed the janitor

My uncle offered me a bet. If I win he will pay off my student loans. Should I take it?

Wife threatened to leave five star reviews saying our waitress allowed underage drinkers. AITA for pledging to never take her out again?

IsItBullshit: When a service dog comes up to you alone, it means it’s owner is in distress and it wants you to follow it.

IsItBullshit: Orange Peels belong in the recycling?

IsItBullshit: There is no scientific proof that women can actually orgasm?

I accidentally ruined my Tinder date's life and I don't really feel bad about it

My aunt just shared this on FB... What a fucking hag

If I can hold after losing more than half of my own mother's retirement savings, so can you. I’ll make her a millionaire by March DIAMOND HANDS💎 💎💎🚀🚀🚀 BUY THE DIP

Best Latex Catwoman costume?(under $100)

Hi Reddit, I’m Hollywood acter Tom Cruise. Ask me anything

My ex wife laughed and said Id never be able to cook for myself. Who’s laughing now?

Right before German Mother's Day, Redditor happens to make post about mothers.

IsItBullshit: When a service dog comes up to you alone, it means it’s owner is in distress and it wants you to follow it.

IsItBullshit: Orange Peels belong in the recycling?

IsItBullshit: There is no scientific proof that women can actually orgasm?

I accidentally ruined my Tinder date's life and I don't really feel bad about it

My aunt just shared this on FB... What a fucking hag

If I can hold after losing more than half of my own mother's retirement savings, so can you. I’ll make her a millionaire by March DIAMOND HANDS💎 💎💎🚀🚀🚀 BUY THE DIP

Best Latex Catwoman costume?(under $100)

Hi Reddit, I’m Hollywood acter Tom Cruise. Ask me anything

My ex wife laughed and said Id never be able to cook for myself. Who’s laughing now?

Right before German Mother's Day, Redditor happens to make post about mothers.

IsItBullshit: When a service dog comes up to you alone, it means it’s owner is in distress and it wants you to follow it.

IsItBullshit: Orange Peels belong in the recycling?

IsItBullshit: There is no scientific proof that women can actually orgasm?

I accidentally ruined my Tinder date's life and I don't really feel bad about it

My aunt just shared this on FB... What a fucking hag

If I can hold after losing more than half of my own mother's retirement savings, so can you. I’ll make her a millionaire by March DIAMOND HANDS💎 💎💎🚀🚀🚀 BUY THE DIP

Best Latex Catwoman costume?(under $100)

Hi Reddit, I’m Hollywood acter Tom Cruise. Ask me anything

My ex wife laughed and said Id never be able to cook for myself. Who’s laughing now?

Right before German Mother's Day, Redditor happens to make post about mothers.