LuciusDickusMaximus Archive
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/r/Teachers
Every year these kids come back with a new annoying quirk… “coin boys” are apparently the new thing
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/r/tifu
TIFU by maybe accidentally inviting my plumber over for Thanksgiving
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/r/tifu
TIFU by thinking the phrase was “Lame Ann’s Terms”
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/r/tifu
TIFU by telling a Slavic tourist “we don’t allow your kind in here”
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/r/casualiama
I am Jerrick Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaadams, the man who legally added a lot of A's to my name at age 18 so I would appear first on any alphabetized list. Ask me anything!
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/r/Spanish
Did I correctly tell my building’s super to turn the bidet water heat up to 95?
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/r/MobileAL
Does anyone have diving equipment to borrow or any information about the June 9th I-10 bridge crash?
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/r/TrueOffMyChest
I got so hungry at work I ate every single person’s lunch, and everyone blamed the janitor
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/r/TrueOffMyChest
My uncle offered me a bet. If I win he will pay off my student loans. Should I take it?
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/r/AITAH
Wife threatened to leave five star reviews saying our waitress allowed underage drinkers. AITA for pledging to never take her out again?
/r/Landlord
[Landlord, US-IL] Tennant is holding "mass" in their apartment but I'm pretty sure they are participating in organized crime
/r/funny
Was practicing my tagging while babysitting my little cousin. The little tyke loved one of them and demanded I take a picture of him next to it... so cute
/r/funny
Is this even a question anymore?
/r/PrequelMemes
Meesa Bar Bar Jinks
/r/ComedyCemetery
Prequelmemes has become such shit
/r/PrequelMemes
You made Padme turn against me! You did that by yourself.
/r/NoStupidQuestions
Why is it considered impolite to snap at a waiter, but a waiter who spills wine on your crotch "just had a long day"?
/r/Showerthoughts
Before we invented alcohol, there probably was a lot less drunk texting
/r/casualiama
I was the first trombonist in the history of Serbia to play a high G#. Ama!
/r/Showerthoughts
Food probably gets stuck in our teeth because our ancestors were less likely to be provoked by predators if they had a display of an animal they just killed in their mouth.
/r/Landlord
[Landlord, US-IL] Tennant is holding "mass" in their apartment but I'm pretty sure they are participating in organized crime
/r/funny
Was practicing my tagging while babysitting my little cousin. The little tyke loved one of them and demanded I take a picture of him next to it... so cute
/r/funny
Is this even a question anymore?
/r/PrequelMemes
Meesa Bar Bar Jinks
/r/ComedyCemetery
Prequelmemes has become such shit
/r/PrequelMemes
You made Padme turn against me! You did that by yourself.
/r/NoStupidQuestions
Why is it considered impolite to snap at a waiter, but a waiter who spills wine on your crotch "just had a long day"?
/r/Showerthoughts
Before we invented alcohol, there probably was a lot less drunk texting
/r/casualiama
I was the first trombonist in the history of Serbia to play a high G#. Ama!
/r/Showerthoughts