LuciusDickusMaximus Archive
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/r/Teachers
Every year these kids come back with a new annoying quirk… “coin boys” are apparently the new thing
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/r/tifu
TIFU by maybe accidentally inviting my plumber over for Thanksgiving
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/r/tifu
TIFU by thinking the phrase was “Lame Ann’s Terms”
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/r/tifu
TIFU by telling a Slavic tourist “we don’t allow your kind in here”
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/r/casualiama
I am Jerrick Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaadams, the man who legally added a lot of A's to my name at age 18 so I would appear first on any alphabetized list. Ask me anything!
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/r/Spanish
Did I correctly tell my building’s super to turn the bidet water heat up to 95?
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/r/MobileAL
Does anyone have diving equipment to borrow or any information about the June 9th I-10 bridge crash?
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/r/TrueOffMyChest
I got so hungry at work I ate every single person’s lunch, and everyone blamed the janitor
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/r/TrueOffMyChest
My uncle offered me a bet. If I win he will pay off my student loans. Should I take it?
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/r/AITAH
Wife threatened to leave five star reviews saying our waitress allowed underage drinkers. AITA for pledging to never take her out again?
/r/LaTeX
Best Latex Catwoman costume?(under $100)
/r/IAmA
Hi Reddit, I’m Hollywood acter Tom Cruise. Ask me anything
/r/FoodPorn
My ex wife laughed and said Id never be able to cook for myself. Who’s laughing now?
/r/HailCorporate
Right before German Mother's Day, Redditor happens to make post about mothers.
/r/pics
Told my brother he got accepted to Princeton. Snapped this pic b4 revealing he was actually rejected
/r/Polska
Mniam! That'sa a gooda burger
/r/canada
New Leaked Tapes From November Reveal Trump Planned to Annex Ontario in Order to Stay In Power
/r/plantclinic
Brother in law got us this cannabis plant for our wedding but despite daily watering and using a UV light, it’s dying. Help!
/r/InstacartShoppers
Anyone in the Phoenix area ever shop for a customer named “Gendrick C”? Weird stuff...
/r/Showerthoughts
David Bowie is older than Eminem but Eminem feels “older” than Bowie
/r/LaTeX
Best Latex Catwoman costume?(under $100)
/r/IAmA
Hi Reddit, I’m Hollywood acter Tom Cruise. Ask me anything
/r/FoodPorn
My ex wife laughed and said Id never be able to cook for myself. Who’s laughing now?
/r/HailCorporate
Right before German Mother's Day, Redditor happens to make post about mothers.
/r/pics
Told my brother he got accepted to Princeton. Snapped this pic b4 revealing he was actually rejected
/r/Polska
Mniam! That'sa a gooda burger
/r/canada
New Leaked Tapes From November Reveal Trump Planned to Annex Ontario in Order to Stay In Power
/r/plantclinic
Brother in law got us this cannabis plant for our wedding but despite daily watering and using a UV light, it’s dying. Help!
/r/InstacartShoppers
Anyone in the Phoenix area ever shop for a customer named “Gendrick C”? Weird stuff...
/r/Showerthoughts