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/r/Teachers

Every year these kids come back with a new annoying quirk… “coin boys” are apparently the new thing

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/r/tifu

TIFU by maybe accidentally inviting my plumber over for Thanksgiving

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/r/tifu

TIFU by thinking the phrase was “Lame Ann’s Terms”

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/r/tifu

TIFU by telling a Slavic tourist “we don’t allow your kind in here”

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/r/casualiama

I am Jerrick Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaadams, the man who legally added a lot of A's to my name at age 18 so I would appear first on any alphabetized list. Ask me anything!

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/r/Spanish

Did I correctly tell my building’s super to turn the bidet water heat up to 95?

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/r/MobileAL

Does anyone have diving equipment to borrow or any information about the June 9th I-10 bridge crash?

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/r/TrueOffMyChest

I got so hungry at work I ate every single person’s lunch, and everyone blamed the janitor

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/r/TrueOffMyChest

My uncle offered me a bet. If I win he will pay off my student loans. Should I take it?

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/r/AITAH

Wife threatened to leave five star reviews saying our waitress allowed underage drinkers. AITA for pledging to never take her out again?

/r/UBC

Anyone else having trouble storing their bagged milk at Uni during the pandemic?

/r/Showerthoughts

College is the one place where you're paid to learn, yet students seem more concerned with partying and getting drunk.

/r/unpopularopinion

Karate Changes Nothing About a Person

/r/ihavesex

This was posted on r/mildlyinteresting... what the fuck?

/r/mildlyinteresting

Saw this on my way to work today... Apparently a chick I hooked up with last week is a Guess model

/r/college

My dean gaslighted me into thinking I broke the rules and now I’m facing serious consequences

/r/MovieDetails

In Titanic (1999), when Rose gets her fortune read, she is told “the lord of the largest land territory dies, ironically, in the water.” Jack later declares himself “King of the World” and we all know his fate.

/r/hamiltonmusical

Is hamilton safe for kids?

/r/college

Are any other Christians finding it extra hard to convert fellow students this year?

/r/malefashionadvice

Anyone who know this model is? I think he was in one of my classes in College and I'd love to catch up.

/r/UBC

Anyone else having trouble storing their bagged milk at Uni during the pandemic?

/r/Showerthoughts

College is the one place where you're paid to learn, yet students seem more concerned with partying and getting drunk.

/r/unpopularopinion

Karate Changes Nothing About a Person

/r/ihavesex

This was posted on r/mildlyinteresting... what the fuck?

/r/mildlyinteresting

Saw this on my way to work today... Apparently a chick I hooked up with last week is a Guess model

/r/college

My dean gaslighted me into thinking I broke the rules and now I’m facing serious consequences

/r/MovieDetails

In Titanic (1999), when Rose gets her fortune read, she is told “the lord of the largest land territory dies, ironically, in the water.” Jack later declares himself “King of the World” and we all know his fate.

/r/hamiltonmusical

Is hamilton safe for kids?

/r/college

Are any other Christians finding it extra hard to convert fellow students this year?

/r/malefashionadvice

Anyone who know this model is? I think he was in one of my classes in College and I'd love to catch up.

/r/UBC

Anyone else having trouble storing their bagged milk at Uni during the pandemic?

/r/Showerthoughts

College is the one place where you're paid to learn, yet students seem more concerned with partying and getting drunk.

/r/unpopularopinion

Karate Changes Nothing About a Person

/r/ihavesex

This was posted on r/mildlyinteresting... what the fuck?

/r/mildlyinteresting

Saw this on my way to work today... Apparently a chick I hooked up with last week is a Guess model

/r/college

My dean gaslighted me into thinking I broke the rules and now I’m facing serious consequences

/r/MovieDetails

In Titanic (1999), when Rose gets her fortune read, she is told “the lord of the largest land territory dies, ironically, in the water.” Jack later declares himself “King of the World” and we all know his fate.

/r/hamiltonmusical

Is hamilton safe for kids?

/r/college

Are any other Christians finding it extra hard to convert fellow students this year?

/r/malefashionadvice

Anyone who know this model is? I think he was in one of my classes in College and I'd love to catch up.