LuciusDickusMaximus Archive
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/r/Teachers
Every year these kids come back with a new annoying quirk… “coin boys” are apparently the new thing
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/r/tifu
TIFU by maybe accidentally inviting my plumber over for Thanksgiving
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/r/tifu
TIFU by thinking the phrase was “Lame Ann’s Terms”
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/r/tifu
TIFU by telling a Slavic tourist “we don’t allow your kind in here”
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/r/casualiama
I am Jerrick Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaadams, the man who legally added a lot of A's to my name at age 18 so I would appear first on any alphabetized list. Ask me anything!
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/r/Spanish
Did I correctly tell my building’s super to turn the bidet water heat up to 95?
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/r/MobileAL
Does anyone have diving equipment to borrow or any information about the June 9th I-10 bridge crash?
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/r/TrueOffMyChest
I got so hungry at work I ate every single person’s lunch, and everyone blamed the janitor
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/r/TrueOffMyChest
My uncle offered me a bet. If I win he will pay off my student loans. Should I take it?
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/r/AITAH
Wife threatened to leave five star reviews saying our waitress allowed underage drinkers. AITA for pledging to never take her out again?
/r/theyknew
He definitely knew
/r/Showerthoughts
It's extremely likely that you've recycled a soda can that was later used as a knife by a serial killer and you didn't even know it.
/r/Showerthoughts
It's very likely that you started a war and didn't even realize it
/r/Showerthoughts
It's very likely that you've accidentally ruined someone's life without realizing it.
/r/Showerthoughts
The first Greek Soldier to encounter a dinosaur probably thought it was the minotaur.
/r/RedditPCAs
What is a Pakistani Commune Account?
/r/AskAnAmerican
Lads of America, why don't you clean the inside of your penis with Q-tips? Don't you feel gross?
/r/DebateAnAtheist
God has never let me down
/r/Showerthoughts
Depression probably exists because our ancestors who killed themselves were probably more likely to reproduce.
/r/Conservative
OPINION: Trump should quickly rewrite Constitution to extend the Lame Duck period indefinitely until the pandemic ends
/r/theyknew
He definitely knew
/r/Showerthoughts
It's extremely likely that you've recycled a soda can that was later used as a knife by a serial killer and you didn't even know it.
/r/Showerthoughts
It's very likely that you started a war and didn't even realize it
/r/Showerthoughts
It's very likely that you've accidentally ruined someone's life without realizing it.
/r/Showerthoughts
The first Greek Soldier to encounter a dinosaur probably thought it was the minotaur.
/r/RedditPCAs
What is a Pakistani Commune Account?
/r/AskAnAmerican
Lads of America, why don't you clean the inside of your penis with Q-tips? Don't you feel gross?
/r/DebateAnAtheist
God has never let me down
/r/Showerthoughts
Depression probably exists because our ancestors who killed themselves were probably more likely to reproduce.
/r/Conservative