LuciusDickusMaximus Archive
/r/unpopularopinion
"Franksgiving" is the weirdest Thanksgiving spin-off ever created and I hate its existence
/r/MaliciousCompliance
Neighbor's kid steals my daughter's toy shovel. I "dig" up a whole lot of trouble for his single father
/r/Tinder
Sometimes a guy's face is not enough to swipe right on, but his bio seals the deal... Wish me luck and give me some opening pick up lines in the comments!!!
/r/nextfuckinglevel
This This is James Headmaas. He was tired of constantly getting hit on by the women in his life so he ate a tub of ice cream a day and gained 90 pounds. He still gets hit on often.
/r/DunderMifflin
What episode has the deleted scene where Angela gets trapped inside a refrigerator and Michael almost accidentally has it crushed in the Baylor?
/r/Showerthoughts
If you managed to scientifically turn yourself into a bee and had a lot of work to do, you’d literally be as busy as a bee.
/r/The10thDentist
I enjoy getting erections during school presentations
/r/theyknew
He definitely knew
/r/Showerthoughts
It's extremely likely that you've recycled a soda can that was later used as a knife by a serial killer and you didn't even know it.
/r/Showerthoughts
It's very likely that you started a war and didn't even realize it
/r/unpopularopinion
"Franksgiving" is the weirdest Thanksgiving spin-off ever created and I hate its existence
/r/MaliciousCompliance
Neighbor's kid steals my daughter's toy shovel. I "dig" up a whole lot of trouble for his single father
/r/Tinder
Sometimes a guy's face is not enough to swipe right on, but his bio seals the deal... Wish me luck and give me some opening pick up lines in the comments!!!
/r/nextfuckinglevel
This This is James Headmaas. He was tired of constantly getting hit on by the women in his life so he ate a tub of ice cream a day and gained 90 pounds. He still gets hit on often.
/r/DunderMifflin
What episode has the deleted scene where Angela gets trapped inside a refrigerator and Michael almost accidentally has it crushed in the Baylor?
/r/Showerthoughts
If you managed to scientifically turn yourself into a bee and had a lot of work to do, you’d literally be as busy as a bee.
/r/The10thDentist
I enjoy getting erections during school presentations
/r/theyknew
He definitely knew
/r/Showerthoughts
It's extremely likely that you've recycled a soda can that was later used as a knife by a serial killer and you didn't even know it.
/r/Showerthoughts
It's very likely that you started a war and didn't even realize it
/r/unpopularopinion
"Franksgiving" is the weirdest Thanksgiving spin-off ever created and I hate its existence
/r/MaliciousCompliance
Neighbor's kid steals my daughter's toy shovel. I "dig" up a whole lot of trouble for his single father
/r/Tinder
Sometimes a guy's face is not enough to swipe right on, but his bio seals the deal... Wish me luck and give me some opening pick up lines in the comments!!!
/r/nextfuckinglevel
This This is James Headmaas. He was tired of constantly getting hit on by the women in his life so he ate a tub of ice cream a day and gained 90 pounds. He still gets hit on often.
/r/DunderMifflin
What episode has the deleted scene where Angela gets trapped inside a refrigerator and Michael almost accidentally has it crushed in the Baylor?
/r/Showerthoughts
If you managed to scientifically turn yourself into a bee and had a lot of work to do, you’d literally be as busy as a bee.
/r/The10thDentist
I enjoy getting erections during school presentations
/r/theyknew
He definitely knew
/r/Showerthoughts
It's extremely likely that you've recycled a soda can that was later used as a knife by a serial killer and you didn't even know it.
/r/Showerthoughts