LuciusDickusMaximus Archive
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/r/Teachers
Every year these kids come back with a new annoying quirk… “coin boys” are apparently the new thing
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/r/tifu
TIFU by maybe accidentally inviting my plumber over for Thanksgiving
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/r/tifu
TIFU by thinking the phrase was “Lame Ann’s Terms”
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/r/tifu
TIFU by telling a Slavic tourist “we don’t allow your kind in here”
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/r/casualiama
I am Jerrick Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaadams, the man who legally added a lot of A's to my name at age 18 so I would appear first on any alphabetized list. Ask me anything!
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/r/Spanish
Did I correctly tell my building’s super to turn the bidet water heat up to 95?
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/r/MobileAL
Does anyone have diving equipment to borrow or any information about the June 9th I-10 bridge crash?
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/r/TrueOffMyChest
I got so hungry at work I ate every single person’s lunch, and everyone blamed the janitor
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/r/TrueOffMyChest
My uncle offered me a bet. If I win he will pay off my student loans. Should I take it?
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/r/AITAH
Wife threatened to leave five star reviews saying our waitress allowed underage drinkers. AITA for pledging to never take her out again?
/r/Showerthoughts
Before we invented alcohol, there probably was a lot less drunk texting
/r/casualiama
I was the first trombonist in the history of Serbia to play a high G#. Ama!
/r/Showerthoughts
Food probably gets stuck in our teeth because our ancestors were less likely to be provoked by predators if they had a display of an animal they just killed in their mouth.
/r/dankmemes
First meme I made since coming to US from Poland. Have a nice day! Thanks you.
/r/DunderMifflin
What's the episode where Jan reveals that she accidentally killed Hunter during intense sexual foreplay? Season 7 or 8 i think
/r/casualiama
I had buried penis disorder for 17 years, and after getting surgery went from having a basically 0 inch cock to a 9 inch cock. It did not improve my sex life. Ama
/r/Showerthoughts
Whoever fills Ice Mountain water bottles individually at the stream probably isn't being paid enough.
/r/casualiama
I am a scientist who probably would have won the Nobel, but I was disqualified because it was ruled that I had fudged one of the numbers by .00000000000000000000001111167673 of a unit. Ama.
/r/Modern_Family
My [31F] husband's [29M] drug problem is making the sex great but I'm worried for him.
/r/madisonwi
Madisonian Statehood movement crushed in State Senate, further delaying what some Wisconsin citizens see as a necessary move.
/r/Showerthoughts
Before we invented alcohol, there probably was a lot less drunk texting
/r/casualiama
I was the first trombonist in the history of Serbia to play a high G#. Ama!
/r/Showerthoughts
Food probably gets stuck in our teeth because our ancestors were less likely to be provoked by predators if they had a display of an animal they just killed in their mouth.
/r/dankmemes
First meme I made since coming to US from Poland. Have a nice day! Thanks you.
/r/DunderMifflin
What's the episode where Jan reveals that she accidentally killed Hunter during intense sexual foreplay? Season 7 or 8 i think
/r/casualiama
I had buried penis disorder for 17 years, and after getting surgery went from having a basically 0 inch cock to a 9 inch cock. It did not improve my sex life. Ama
/r/Showerthoughts
Whoever fills Ice Mountain water bottles individually at the stream probably isn't being paid enough.
/r/casualiama
I am a scientist who probably would have won the Nobel, but I was disqualified because it was ruled that I had fudged one of the numbers by .00000000000000000000001111167673 of a unit. Ama.
/r/Modern_Family
My [31F] husband's [29M] drug problem is making the sex great but I'm worried for him.
/r/madisonwi