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/r/Teachers

Every year these kids come back with a new annoying quirk… “coin boys” are apparently the new thing

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/r/tifu

TIFU by maybe accidentally inviting my plumber over for Thanksgiving

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/r/tifu

TIFU by thinking the phrase was “Lame Ann’s Terms”

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/r/tifu

TIFU by telling a Slavic tourist “we don’t allow your kind in here”

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/r/casualiama

I am Jerrick Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaadams, the man who legally added a lot of A's to my name at age 18 so I would appear first on any alphabetized list. Ask me anything!

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/r/Spanish

Did I correctly tell my building’s super to turn the bidet water heat up to 95?

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/r/MobileAL

Does anyone have diving equipment to borrow or any information about the June 9th I-10 bridge crash?

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/r/TrueOffMyChest

I got so hungry at work I ate every single person’s lunch, and everyone blamed the janitor

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/r/TrueOffMyChest

My uncle offered me a bet. If I win he will pay off my student loans. Should I take it?

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/r/AITAH

Wife threatened to leave five star reviews saying our waitress allowed underage drinkers. AITA for pledging to never take her out again?

/r/coincollecting

The coin paradox

/r/TrueOffMyChest

Fish races at work are driving me mad

/r/plants

Did I do this??? I started putting my cigs out on this tree and leaves didn’t look like this before

/r/NoStupidQuestions

Is it crossing a boundary to ask for a day off because we will be trying for a baby all day?

/r/LateStageCapitalism

US Private Healthcare is a sham and meant to confuse us into submission

/r/Hunting

Is it feasible to use a “deer frozen in headlights” to our advantage?

/r/socialanxiety

I almost got into an accident because of my anxiety

/r/AITAH

AITAH for not being as attracted to my gf after seeing her baby photos?

/r/plants

My ex gf left this funky plant at my place, instead of throwing it out I nursed it back to health and now it looks like this:

/r/pics

Formerly known as Bully Pulpit until last Saturday, little Zelenskyy turns 1 today

/r/coincollecting

The coin paradox

/r/TrueOffMyChest

Fish races at work are driving me mad

/r/plants

Did I do this??? I started putting my cigs out on this tree and leaves didn’t look like this before

/r/NoStupidQuestions

Is it crossing a boundary to ask for a day off because we will be trying for a baby all day?

/r/LateStageCapitalism

US Private Healthcare is a sham and meant to confuse us into submission

/r/Hunting

Is it feasible to use a “deer frozen in headlights” to our advantage?

/r/socialanxiety

I almost got into an accident because of my anxiety

/r/AITAH

AITAH for not being as attracted to my gf after seeing her baby photos?

/r/plants

My ex gf left this funky plant at my place, instead of throwing it out I nursed it back to health and now it looks like this:

/r/pics

Formerly known as Bully Pulpit until last Saturday, little Zelenskyy turns 1 today

/r/coincollecting

The coin paradox

/r/TrueOffMyChest

Fish races at work are driving me mad

/r/plants

Did I do this??? I started putting my cigs out on this tree and leaves didn’t look like this before

/r/NoStupidQuestions

Is it crossing a boundary to ask for a day off because we will be trying for a baby all day?

/r/LateStageCapitalism

US Private Healthcare is a sham and meant to confuse us into submission

/r/Hunting

Is it feasible to use a “deer frozen in headlights” to our advantage?

/r/socialanxiety

I almost got into an accident because of my anxiety

/r/AITAH

AITAH for not being as attracted to my gf after seeing her baby photos?

/r/plants

My ex gf left this funky plant at my place, instead of throwing it out I nursed it back to health and now it looks like this:

/r/pics

Formerly known as Bully Pulpit until last Saturday, little Zelenskyy turns 1 today