LuciusDickusMaximus Archive
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/r/Teachers
Every year these kids come back with a new annoying quirk… “coin boys” are apparently the new thing
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/r/tifu
TIFU by maybe accidentally inviting my plumber over for Thanksgiving
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/r/tifu
TIFU by thinking the phrase was “Lame Ann’s Terms”
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/r/tifu
TIFU by telling a Slavic tourist “we don’t allow your kind in here”
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/r/casualiama
I am Jerrick Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaadams, the man who legally added a lot of A's to my name at age 18 so I would appear first on any alphabetized list. Ask me anything!
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/r/Spanish
Did I correctly tell my building’s super to turn the bidet water heat up to 95?
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/r/MobileAL
Does anyone have diving equipment to borrow or any information about the June 9th I-10 bridge crash?
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/r/TrueOffMyChest
I got so hungry at work I ate every single person’s lunch, and everyone blamed the janitor
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/r/TrueOffMyChest
My uncle offered me a bet. If I win he will pay off my student loans. Should I take it?
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/r/AITAH
Wife threatened to leave five star reviews saying our waitress allowed underage drinkers. AITA for pledging to never take her out again?
/r/Ethics
I love this bird at the beach house Airbnb I’m at— If I took it but replaced it with something similar I find at the goodwill down the street, would I be acting morally?
/r/extremelyinfuriating
Upstairs neighbor was being loud so I took to the broom and this happened. Oh, and turns out they were having a medical emergency and carried out by paramedics.
/r/CovidVaccinated
Anyone notice the control lines on Covid tests are darker the more protein you eat?
/r/nutrition
Will my son be affected by eating plastic???
/r/AITAH
AITAH for telling my friend he would not be as popular as Luigi Mangione for the same act?
/r/kegel
Accidental kegels have changed my life
/r/MakeupAddiction
What can I get my girlfriend to make her look more like Ariana Grande? (Christmas gift)
/r/ariheads
What can I get my girlfriend to make her look more like Ariana Grande? (Christmas gift)
/r/AmIOverreacting
AIO- girl I’ve been crushing on and talking to for 6 months destroyed everything in my locker
/r/The10thDentist
“Nepotism” isn’t real and the phenomenon is completely explained by genetics favoring certain professions
/r/Ethics
I love this bird at the beach house Airbnb I’m at— If I took it but replaced it with something similar I find at the goodwill down the street, would I be acting morally?
/r/extremelyinfuriating
Upstairs neighbor was being loud so I took to the broom and this happened. Oh, and turns out they were having a medical emergency and carried out by paramedics.
/r/CovidVaccinated
Anyone notice the control lines on Covid tests are darker the more protein you eat?
/r/nutrition
Will my son be affected by eating plastic???
/r/AITAH
AITAH for telling my friend he would not be as popular as Luigi Mangione for the same act?
/r/kegel
Accidental kegels have changed my life
/r/MakeupAddiction
What can I get my girlfriend to make her look more like Ariana Grande? (Christmas gift)
/r/ariheads
What can I get my girlfriend to make her look more like Ariana Grande? (Christmas gift)
/r/AmIOverreacting
AIO- girl I’ve been crushing on and talking to for 6 months destroyed everything in my locker
/r/The10thDentist