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/r/Teachers

Every year these kids come back with a new annoying quirk… “coin boys” are apparently the new thing

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/r/tifu

TIFU by maybe accidentally inviting my plumber over for Thanksgiving

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/r/tifu

TIFU by thinking the phrase was “Lame Ann’s Terms”

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/r/tifu

TIFU by telling a Slavic tourist “we don’t allow your kind in here”

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/r/casualiama

I am Jerrick Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaadams, the man who legally added a lot of A's to my name at age 18 so I would appear first on any alphabetized list. Ask me anything!

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/r/Spanish

Did I correctly tell my building’s super to turn the bidet water heat up to 95?

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/r/MobileAL

Does anyone have diving equipment to borrow or any information about the June 9th I-10 bridge crash?

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/r/TrueOffMyChest

I got so hungry at work I ate every single person’s lunch, and everyone blamed the janitor

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/r/TrueOffMyChest

My uncle offered me a bet. If I win he will pay off my student loans. Should I take it?

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/r/AITAH

Wife threatened to leave five star reviews saying our waitress allowed underage drinkers. AITA for pledging to never take her out again?

/r/The10thDentist

Howie Mandel getting a Pulitzer Prize for Deal or No Deal is absolute horseshit

/r/The10thDentist

Phrases such as "LMAO" and "ASL" should be allowed in professional emails

/r/NoStupidQuestions

Why do Hispanic people say "Hey Zeus" when referring to Jesus? Is this a carry-over from Anceint Greek Relgion?

/r/The10thDentist

Public urination should not be a crime

/r/NoStupidQuestions

Why is orange soda, which is simply carbonated orange juice, conidered unhealthy? Is it because or the carbon emission?

/r/The10thDentist

Guys with Nicotine Addictions are way hotter than those without

/r/NoStupidQuestions

How come people call Julius Caesar, the great Greek king, a "model American" if he lived something like 4 centuries before the foundation of United States?

/r/Showerthoughts

When scientists create new element: world in awe; soda makers make a new flavor: everyone takes for granted. Shows the pretentiousness of people.

/r/Showerthoughts

The fact that when scientists create new element, the world is in awe, yet when soda makers make a new flavor, everyone takes it for granted, shows the pretentiousness of people.

/r/Showerthoughts

The fact that when scientists create a new element, the world is in awe, yet when soda companies make a new flavor, everyone takes it for granted, shows the pretentiousness of people.

/r/The10thDentist

Howie Mandel getting a Pulitzer Prize for Deal or No Deal is absolute horseshit

/r/The10thDentist

Phrases such as "LMAO" and "ASL" should be allowed in professional emails

/r/NoStupidQuestions

Why do Hispanic people say "Hey Zeus" when referring to Jesus? Is this a carry-over from Anceint Greek Relgion?

/r/The10thDentist

Public urination should not be a crime

/r/NoStupidQuestions

Why is orange soda, which is simply carbonated orange juice, conidered unhealthy? Is it because or the carbon emission?

/r/The10thDentist

Guys with Nicotine Addictions are way hotter than those without

/r/NoStupidQuestions

How come people call Julius Caesar, the great Greek king, a "model American" if he lived something like 4 centuries before the foundation of United States?

/r/Showerthoughts

When scientists create new element: world in awe; soda makers make a new flavor: everyone takes for granted. Shows the pretentiousness of people.

/r/Showerthoughts

The fact that when scientists create new element, the world is in awe, yet when soda makers make a new flavor, everyone takes it for granted, shows the pretentiousness of people.

/r/Showerthoughts

The fact that when scientists create a new element, the world is in awe, yet when soda companies make a new flavor, everyone takes it for granted, shows the pretentiousness of people.

/r/The10thDentist

Howie Mandel getting a Pulitzer Prize for Deal or No Deal is absolute horseshit

/r/The10thDentist

Phrases such as "LMAO" and "ASL" should be allowed in professional emails

/r/NoStupidQuestions

Why do Hispanic people say "Hey Zeus" when referring to Jesus? Is this a carry-over from Anceint Greek Relgion?

/r/The10thDentist

Public urination should not be a crime

/r/NoStupidQuestions

Why is orange soda, which is simply carbonated orange juice, conidered unhealthy? Is it because or the carbon emission?

/r/The10thDentist

Guys with Nicotine Addictions are way hotter than those without

/r/NoStupidQuestions

How come people call Julius Caesar, the great Greek king, a "model American" if he lived something like 4 centuries before the foundation of United States?

/r/Showerthoughts

When scientists create new element: world in awe; soda makers make a new flavor: everyone takes for granted. Shows the pretentiousness of people.

/r/Showerthoughts

The fact that when scientists create new element, the world is in awe, yet when soda makers make a new flavor, everyone takes it for granted, shows the pretentiousness of people.

/r/Showerthoughts

The fact that when scientists create a new element, the world is in awe, yet when soda companies make a new flavor, everyone takes it for granted, shows the pretentiousness of people.