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/r/Teachers

Every year these kids come back with a new annoying quirk… “coin boys” are apparently the new thing

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/r/tifu

TIFU by maybe accidentally inviting my plumber over for Thanksgiving

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/r/tifu

TIFU by thinking the phrase was “Lame Ann’s Terms”

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/r/tifu

TIFU by telling a Slavic tourist “we don’t allow your kind in here”

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/r/casualiama

I am Jerrick Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaadams, the man who legally added a lot of A's to my name at age 18 so I would appear first on any alphabetized list. Ask me anything!

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/r/Spanish

Did I correctly tell my building’s super to turn the bidet water heat up to 95?

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/r/MobileAL

Does anyone have diving equipment to borrow or any information about the June 9th I-10 bridge crash?

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/r/TrueOffMyChest

I got so hungry at work I ate every single person’s lunch, and everyone blamed the janitor

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/r/TrueOffMyChest

My uncle offered me a bet. If I win he will pay off my student loans. Should I take it?

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/r/AITAH

Wife threatened to leave five star reviews saying our waitress allowed underage drinkers. AITA for pledging to never take her out again?

/r/Showerthoughts

Imaginary numbers exist only because mathematicians discovered everything about real numbers and got bored.

/r/IAmA

I am Jerrick Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaadams, the man who legally added a lot of A's to my name at age 18 so I would appear first on any alphabetized list. Ask me anything!

/r/Showerthoughts

Ancient Grease was much safest place of live than the U.A.of.S

/r/casualiama

I am Jerrick Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaadams, the man who legally added a lot of A's to my name at age 18 so I would appear first on any alphabetized list. Ask me anything!

/r/NoStupidQuestions

What do the put inside oranges to make them sweet?

/r/relationship_advice

I (M19) spent half of me and my wife's (35F) savings on lottery tickets and she's mad

/r/Showerthoughts

Humans believe they were here since the beginning of the universe simply because it is impossible to disprove this.

/r/NoStupidQuestions

Why is my girlfriend so insecure that doesn't have sex with me but just asked for an open relationship?

/r/The10thDentist

I strongly believe human eyeballs taste like eggs.

/r/AskMen

Mens of reddit, why your egos get hurt if I cheated on you during quarantine and how do can it be heal?

/r/Showerthoughts

Imaginary numbers exist only because mathematicians discovered everything about real numbers and got bored.

/r/IAmA

I am Jerrick Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaadams, the man who legally added a lot of A's to my name at age 18 so I would appear first on any alphabetized list. Ask me anything!

/r/Showerthoughts

Ancient Grease was much safest place of live than the U.A.of.S

/r/casualiama

I am Jerrick Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaadams, the man who legally added a lot of A's to my name at age 18 so I would appear first on any alphabetized list. Ask me anything!

/r/NoStupidQuestions

What do the put inside oranges to make them sweet?

/r/relationship_advice

I (M19) spent half of me and my wife's (35F) savings on lottery tickets and she's mad

/r/Showerthoughts

Humans believe they were here since the beginning of the universe simply because it is impossible to disprove this.

/r/NoStupidQuestions

Why is my girlfriend so insecure that doesn't have sex with me but just asked for an open relationship?

/r/The10thDentist

I strongly believe human eyeballs taste like eggs.

/r/AskMen

Mens of reddit, why your egos get hurt if I cheated on you during quarantine and how do can it be heal?

/r/Showerthoughts

Imaginary numbers exist only because mathematicians discovered everything about real numbers and got bored.

/r/IAmA

I am Jerrick Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaadams, the man who legally added a lot of A's to my name at age 18 so I would appear first on any alphabetized list. Ask me anything!

/r/Showerthoughts

Ancient Grease was much safest place of live than the U.A.of.S

/r/casualiama

I am Jerrick Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaadams, the man who legally added a lot of A's to my name at age 18 so I would appear first on any alphabetized list. Ask me anything!

/r/NoStupidQuestions

What do the put inside oranges to make them sweet?

/r/relationship_advice

I (M19) spent half of me and my wife's (35F) savings on lottery tickets and she's mad

/r/Showerthoughts

Humans believe they were here since the beginning of the universe simply because it is impossible to disprove this.

/r/NoStupidQuestions

Why is my girlfriend so insecure that doesn't have sex with me but just asked for an open relationship?

/r/The10thDentist

I strongly believe human eyeballs taste like eggs.

/r/AskMen

Mens of reddit, why your egos get hurt if I cheated on you during quarantine and how do can it be heal?