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/r/Teachers

Every year these kids come back with a new annoying quirk… “coin boys” are apparently the new thing

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/r/tifu

TIFU by maybe accidentally inviting my plumber over for Thanksgiving

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/r/tifu

TIFU by thinking the phrase was “Lame Ann’s Terms”

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/r/tifu

TIFU by telling a Slavic tourist “we don’t allow your kind in here”

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/r/casualiama

I am Jerrick Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaadams, the man who legally added a lot of A's to my name at age 18 so I would appear first on any alphabetized list. Ask me anything!

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/r/Spanish

Did I correctly tell my building’s super to turn the bidet water heat up to 95?

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/r/MobileAL

Does anyone have diving equipment to borrow or any information about the June 9th I-10 bridge crash?

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/r/TrueOffMyChest

I got so hungry at work I ate every single person’s lunch, and everyone blamed the janitor

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/r/TrueOffMyChest

My uncle offered me a bet. If I win he will pay off my student loans. Should I take it?

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/r/AITAH

Wife threatened to leave five star reviews saying our waitress allowed underage drinkers. AITA for pledging to never take her out again?

/r/The10thDentist

If you pull off a heist, you should not be charged with a crime

/r/OutOfTheLoop

What's up with people calling Howie Mandel a War Criminal?

/r/RedditWritesSeinfeld

George loses both of his arm in a subway-door malfunction. Jerry reveals he doesn't like holding hands with girlfriends. Kramer develop synthetic arms for George which end up actually giving him a horrific disease. Elaine dates an arms dealer.

/r/unpopularopinion

April Fools Pranks that result in injury ARE funny and should be encouraged

/r/teenagers

Well, I asked her out over snap, and...

/r/Showerthoughts

Considering all the musicians who have canceled tours and are staying home, we may be in for a glut of great albums pretty soon.

/r/Showerthoughts

Considering all the musicians who have canceled tours and are quarantined at home, we may be in for a glut of great albums pretty soon.

/r/Showerthoughts

Even though frozen dinners have rendered cooking a completely useless skill, the restaurant industry is still alive due to longing for social interaction.

/r/LifeProTips

LPT: If you're scared to start using drugs, remember the 5-95 rule-- only 5% get addicted, yet they're louder than the rest of the 95%

/r/UpliftingNews

Alderman who called Corona Virus a "hoax" last month tests positive for Corona Virus

/r/The10thDentist

If you pull off a heist, you should not be charged with a crime

/r/OutOfTheLoop

What's up with people calling Howie Mandel a War Criminal?

/r/RedditWritesSeinfeld

George loses both of his arm in a subway-door malfunction. Jerry reveals he doesn't like holding hands with girlfriends. Kramer develop synthetic arms for George which end up actually giving him a horrific disease. Elaine dates an arms dealer.

/r/unpopularopinion

April Fools Pranks that result in injury ARE funny and should be encouraged

/r/teenagers

Well, I asked her out over snap, and...

/r/Showerthoughts

Considering all the musicians who have canceled tours and are staying home, we may be in for a glut of great albums pretty soon.

/r/Showerthoughts

Considering all the musicians who have canceled tours and are quarantined at home, we may be in for a glut of great albums pretty soon.

/r/Showerthoughts

Even though frozen dinners have rendered cooking a completely useless skill, the restaurant industry is still alive due to longing for social interaction.

/r/LifeProTips

LPT: If you're scared to start using drugs, remember the 5-95 rule-- only 5% get addicted, yet they're louder than the rest of the 95%

/r/UpliftingNews

Alderman who called Corona Virus a "hoax" last month tests positive for Corona Virus

/r/The10thDentist

If you pull off a heist, you should not be charged with a crime

/r/OutOfTheLoop

What's up with people calling Howie Mandel a War Criminal?

/r/RedditWritesSeinfeld

George loses both of his arm in a subway-door malfunction. Jerry reveals he doesn't like holding hands with girlfriends. Kramer develop synthetic arms for George which end up actually giving him a horrific disease. Elaine dates an arms dealer.

/r/unpopularopinion

April Fools Pranks that result in injury ARE funny and should be encouraged

/r/teenagers

Well, I asked her out over snap, and...

/r/Showerthoughts

Considering all the musicians who have canceled tours and are staying home, we may be in for a glut of great albums pretty soon.

/r/Showerthoughts

Considering all the musicians who have canceled tours and are quarantined at home, we may be in for a glut of great albums pretty soon.

/r/Showerthoughts

Even though frozen dinners have rendered cooking a completely useless skill, the restaurant industry is still alive due to longing for social interaction.

/r/LifeProTips

LPT: If you're scared to start using drugs, remember the 5-95 rule-- only 5% get addicted, yet they're louder than the rest of the 95%

/r/UpliftingNews

Alderman who called Corona Virus a "hoax" last month tests positive for Corona Virus