LuciusDickusMaximus Archive
/r/UpliftingNews
Man trying to steal chips from a vending machine gets arm chopped off
/r/LifeProTips
LPT: If you are going to have a child out of wedlock, say like, oh i don't know, Howie Mandel, at least have the guts to take him in as your own
/r/unpopularopinion
Howie Mandel is a criminal who should be locked up for life
/r/RedditWritesSeinfeld
Kramer tricks George into eating his own fecal matter.
/r/RedditWritesSeinfeld
Kramer starts an insurance fraud scheme, instructing his clients to jump in front of cars. George accidentally commits vehicular manslaughter. Elaine is bothered that her boyfriend has a collection of human teeth at his apartment. Jerry starts a forest fire while trying to grill.
/r/Showerthoughts
Literacy is probably the lowest it has ever been thanks to smartphones.
/r/Showerthoughts
If you feed your kid only candy, you are seen as a fun parent, but if you teach them to read, you are seen as boring.
/r/unpopularopinion
The people who created the Periodistic Table should have alphabetized it.
/r/casualiama
My name is Tony Spegazzo. I just found a pile of letters in my attic indicating that I am the bastard son of Howie Mandel. Ama
/r/Showerthoughts
The first human to die in childbirth has probably already been born.
/r/UpliftingNews
Man trying to steal chips from a vending machine gets arm chopped off
/r/LifeProTips
LPT: If you are going to have a child out of wedlock, say like, oh i don't know, Howie Mandel, at least have the guts to take him in as your own
/r/unpopularopinion
Howie Mandel is a criminal who should be locked up for life
/r/RedditWritesSeinfeld
Kramer tricks George into eating his own fecal matter.
/r/RedditWritesSeinfeld
Kramer starts an insurance fraud scheme, instructing his clients to jump in front of cars. George accidentally commits vehicular manslaughter. Elaine is bothered that her boyfriend has a collection of human teeth at his apartment. Jerry starts a forest fire while trying to grill.
/r/Showerthoughts
Literacy is probably the lowest it has ever been thanks to smartphones.
/r/Showerthoughts
If you feed your kid only candy, you are seen as a fun parent, but if you teach them to read, you are seen as boring.
/r/unpopularopinion
The people who created the Periodistic Table should have alphabetized it.
/r/casualiama
My name is Tony Spegazzo. I just found a pile of letters in my attic indicating that I am the bastard son of Howie Mandel. Ama
/r/Showerthoughts
The first human to die in childbirth has probably already been born.
/r/UpliftingNews
Man trying to steal chips from a vending machine gets arm chopped off
/r/LifeProTips
LPT: If you are going to have a child out of wedlock, say like, oh i don't know, Howie Mandel, at least have the guts to take him in as your own
/r/unpopularopinion
Howie Mandel is a criminal who should be locked up for life
/r/RedditWritesSeinfeld
Kramer tricks George into eating his own fecal matter.
/r/RedditWritesSeinfeld
Kramer starts an insurance fraud scheme, instructing his clients to jump in front of cars. George accidentally commits vehicular manslaughter. Elaine is bothered that her boyfriend has a collection of human teeth at his apartment. Jerry starts a forest fire while trying to grill.
/r/Showerthoughts
Literacy is probably the lowest it has ever been thanks to smartphones.
/r/Showerthoughts
If you feed your kid only candy, you are seen as a fun parent, but if you teach them to read, you are seen as boring.
/r/unpopularopinion
The people who created the Periodistic Table should have alphabetized it.
/r/casualiama
My name is Tony Spegazzo. I just found a pile of letters in my attic indicating that I am the bastard son of Howie Mandel. Ama
/r/Showerthoughts