LuciusDickusMaximus Archive
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/r/Teachers
Every year these kids come back with a new annoying quirk… “coin boys” are apparently the new thing
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/r/tifu
TIFU by maybe accidentally inviting my plumber over for Thanksgiving
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/r/tifu
TIFU by thinking the phrase was “Lame Ann’s Terms”
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/r/tifu
TIFU by telling a Slavic tourist “we don’t allow your kind in here”
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/r/casualiama
I am Jerrick Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaadams, the man who legally added a lot of A's to my name at age 18 so I would appear first on any alphabetized list. Ask me anything!
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/r/Spanish
Did I correctly tell my building’s super to turn the bidet water heat up to 95?
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/r/MobileAL
Does anyone have diving equipment to borrow or any information about the June 9th I-10 bridge crash?
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/r/TrueOffMyChest
I got so hungry at work I ate every single person’s lunch, and everyone blamed the janitor
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/r/TrueOffMyChest
My uncle offered me a bet. If I win he will pay off my student loans. Should I take it?
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/r/AITAH
Wife threatened to leave five star reviews saying our waitress allowed underage drinkers. AITA for pledging to never take her out again?
/r/Showerthoughts
Even though people have a fifty percent chance of winning the lottery (either win or lose), many people are scared to play.
/r/NoStupidQuestions
Why sad music make you feel better when you are already sad? Should not happy music do that?
/r/Showerthoughts
Most sandwiches would taste better without the bread but we need a handle to hold the innards.
/r/Showerthoughts
It is interesting that say "have a song stuck in head" instead of "Methinks mind has been infiltrated by a musical segment of late."
/r/Showerthoughts
It is interesting that we say "have a song stuck in my head" instead of "Methinks my mind has been infiltrated by a musical segment of late."
/r/Showerthoughts
It is interesting that we say "I have a song stuck in my head" instead of "Methinks my mind has been infiltrated by a musical segment of late. Alas"
/r/Showerthoughts
People think music is good simply to fit in yet no one does this with books
/r/Showerthoughts
We all wish we didn't need to sleep, but pretty much the only time we aren't crippled with anxiety is when we're asleep.
/r/Showerthoughts
We all wish we didn't need to sleep, but when we're sleeping is pretty much the only time we aren't crippled with anxiety.
/r/Wellthatsucks
My Cop Buddy Got More than he bargained for
/r/Showerthoughts
Even though people have a fifty percent chance of winning the lottery (either win or lose), many people are scared to play.
/r/NoStupidQuestions
Why sad music make you feel better when you are already sad? Should not happy music do that?
/r/Showerthoughts
Most sandwiches would taste better without the bread but we need a handle to hold the innards.
/r/Showerthoughts
It is interesting that say "have a song stuck in head" instead of "Methinks mind has been infiltrated by a musical segment of late."
/r/Showerthoughts
It is interesting that we say "have a song stuck in my head" instead of "Methinks my mind has been infiltrated by a musical segment of late."
/r/Showerthoughts
It is interesting that we say "I have a song stuck in my head" instead of "Methinks my mind has been infiltrated by a musical segment of late. Alas"
/r/Showerthoughts
People think music is good simply to fit in yet no one does this with books
/r/Showerthoughts
We all wish we didn't need to sleep, but pretty much the only time we aren't crippled with anxiety is when we're asleep.
/r/Showerthoughts
We all wish we didn't need to sleep, but when we're sleeping is pretty much the only time we aren't crippled with anxiety.
/r/Wellthatsucks