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Every year these kids come back with a new annoying quirk… “coin boys” are apparently the new thing

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TIFU by maybe accidentally inviting my plumber over for Thanksgiving

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TIFU by thinking the phrase was “Lame Ann’s Terms”

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TIFU by telling a Slavic tourist “we don’t allow your kind in here”

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I am Jerrick Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaadams, the man who legally added a lot of A's to my name at age 18 so I would appear first on any alphabetized list. Ask me anything!

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Did I correctly tell my building’s super to turn the bidet water heat up to 95?

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Does anyone have diving equipment to borrow or any information about the June 9th I-10 bridge crash?

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I got so hungry at work I ate every single person’s lunch, and everyone blamed the janitor

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My uncle offered me a bet. If I win he will pay off my student loans. Should I take it?

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Every year these kids come back with a new annoying quirk… “coin boys” are apparently the new thing

TIFU by maybe accidentally inviting my plumber over for Thanksgiving

TIFU by thinking the phrase was “Lame Ann’s Terms”

TIFU by telling a Slavic tourist “we don’t allow your kind in here”

I am Jerrick Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaadams, the man who legally added a lot of A's to my name at age 18 so I would appear first on any alphabetized list. Ask me anything!

Did I correctly tell my building’s super to turn the bidet water heat up to 95?

Does anyone have diving equipment to borrow or any information about the June 9th I-10 bridge crash?

I got so hungry at work I ate every single person’s lunch, and everyone blamed the janitor

My uncle offered me a bet. If I win he will pay off my student loans. Should I take it?

Wife threatened to leave five star reviews saying our waitress allowed underage drinkers. AITA for pledging to never take her out again?

Now that refrigerators are obsolete, we can no longer say "I'm cooling off."

Tripping on fives this weekend. I'm 20. Any advice?

Now that refrigerators are obsolete, the phrase "cooling off" no longer has any real life application.

Plagiarism should not be punished

Now that we have dry-erase board, blackboards are associated with heinous noises rather than learning.

In twenty years time, there will probably be no living being that has met Abe Lincoln.

Even though people have a fifty percent chance of winning the lottery (either win or lose), many people are scared to play.

Why sad music make you feel better when you are already sad? Should not happy music do that?

Most sandwiches would taste better without the bread but we need a handle to hold the innards.

It is interesting that say "have a song stuck in head" instead of "Methinks mind has been infiltrated by a musical segment of late."

Now that refrigerators are obsolete, we can no longer say "I'm cooling off."

Tripping on fives this weekend. I'm 20. Any advice?

Now that refrigerators are obsolete, the phrase "cooling off" no longer has any real life application.

Plagiarism should not be punished

Now that we have dry-erase board, blackboards are associated with heinous noises rather than learning.

In twenty years time, there will probably be no living being that has met Abe Lincoln.

Even though people have a fifty percent chance of winning the lottery (either win or lose), many people are scared to play.

Why sad music make you feel better when you are already sad? Should not happy music do that?

Most sandwiches would taste better without the bread but we need a handle to hold the innards.

It is interesting that say "have a song stuck in head" instead of "Methinks mind has been infiltrated by a musical segment of late."

Now that refrigerators are obsolete, we can no longer say "I'm cooling off."

Tripping on fives this weekend. I'm 20. Any advice?

Now that refrigerators are obsolete, the phrase "cooling off" no longer has any real life application.

Plagiarism should not be punished

Now that we have dry-erase board, blackboards are associated with heinous noises rather than learning.

In twenty years time, there will probably be no living being that has met Abe Lincoln.

Even though people have a fifty percent chance of winning the lottery (either win or lose), many people are scared to play.

Why sad music make you feel better when you are already sad? Should not happy music do that?

Most sandwiches would taste better without the bread but we need a handle to hold the innards.

It is interesting that say "have a song stuck in head" instead of "Methinks mind has been infiltrated by a musical segment of late."

LuciusDickusMaximus Archive

Every year these kids come back with a new annoying quirk… “coin boys” are apparently the new thing

TIFU by maybe accidentally inviting my plumber over for Thanksgiving

TIFU by thinking the phrase was “Lame Ann’s Terms”

TIFU by telling a Slavic tourist “we don’t allow your kind in here”

I am Jerrick Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaadams, the man who legally added a lot of A's to my name at age 18 so I would appear first on any alphabetized list. Ask me anything!

Did I correctly tell my building’s super to turn the bidet water heat up to 95?

Does anyone have diving equipment to borrow or any information about the June 9th I-10 bridge crash?

I got so hungry at work I ate every single person’s lunch, and everyone blamed the janitor

My uncle offered me a bet. If I win he will pay off my student loans. Should I take it?

Wife threatened to leave five star reviews saying our waitress allowed underage drinkers. AITA for pledging to never take her out again?

Now that refrigerators are obsolete, we can no longer say "I'm cooling off."

Tripping on fives this weekend. I'm 20. Any advice?

Now that refrigerators are obsolete, the phrase "cooling off" no longer has any real life application.

Plagiarism should not be punished

Now that we have dry-erase board, blackboards are associated with heinous noises rather than learning.

In twenty years time, there will probably be no living being that has met Abe Lincoln.

Even though people have a fifty percent chance of winning the lottery (either win or lose), many people are scared to play.

Why sad music make you feel better when you are already sad? Should not happy music do that?

Most sandwiches would taste better without the bread but we need a handle to hold the innards.

It is interesting that say "have a song stuck in head" instead of "Methinks mind has been infiltrated by a musical segment of late."

Now that refrigerators are obsolete, we can no longer say "I'm cooling off."

Tripping on fives this weekend. I'm 20. Any advice?

Now that refrigerators are obsolete, the phrase "cooling off" no longer has any real life application.

Plagiarism should not be punished

Now that we have dry-erase board, blackboards are associated with heinous noises rather than learning.

In twenty years time, there will probably be no living being that has met Abe Lincoln.

Even though people have a fifty percent chance of winning the lottery (either win or lose), many people are scared to play.

Why sad music make you feel better when you are already sad? Should not happy music do that?

Most sandwiches would taste better without the bread but we need a handle to hold the innards.

It is interesting that say "have a song stuck in head" instead of "Methinks mind has been infiltrated by a musical segment of late."

Now that refrigerators are obsolete, we can no longer say "I'm cooling off."

Tripping on fives this weekend. I'm 20. Any advice?

Now that refrigerators are obsolete, the phrase "cooling off" no longer has any real life application.

Plagiarism should not be punished

Now that we have dry-erase board, blackboards are associated with heinous noises rather than learning.

In twenty years time, there will probably be no living being that has met Abe Lincoln.

Even though people have a fifty percent chance of winning the lottery (either win or lose), many people are scared to play.

Why sad music make you feel better when you are already sad? Should not happy music do that?

Most sandwiches would taste better without the bread but we need a handle to hold the innards.

It is interesting that say "have a song stuck in head" instead of "Methinks mind has been infiltrated by a musical segment of late."