LuciusDickusMaximus Archive
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/r/Teachers
Every year these kids come back with a new annoying quirk… “coin boys” are apparently the new thing
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/r/tifu
TIFU by maybe accidentally inviting my plumber over for Thanksgiving
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/r/tifu
TIFU by thinking the phrase was “Lame Ann’s Terms”
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/r/tifu
TIFU by telling a Slavic tourist “we don’t allow your kind in here”
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/r/casualiama
I am Jerrick Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaadams, the man who legally added a lot of A's to my name at age 18 so I would appear first on any alphabetized list. Ask me anything!
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/r/Spanish
Did I correctly tell my building’s super to turn the bidet water heat up to 95?
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/r/MobileAL
Does anyone have diving equipment to borrow or any information about the June 9th I-10 bridge crash?
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/r/TrueOffMyChest
I got so hungry at work I ate every single person’s lunch, and everyone blamed the janitor
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/r/TrueOffMyChest
My uncle offered me a bet. If I win he will pay off my student loans. Should I take it?
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/r/AITAH
Wife threatened to leave five star reviews saying our waitress allowed underage drinkers. AITA for pledging to never take her out again?
/r/holdmybeer
HMB while I try to jump over my homie in a street fight
/r/unpopularopinion
Day-old coffee is actually better.
/r/Showerthoughts
Alfred Hitchcock's films were meant to be suspenseful but now they are viewed as quaint and charming.
/r/Showerthoughts
There seems to be a huge correlation between how early someone drops out of school and how smart they are
/r/instant_regret
Cocky fencer attempts a foolish move and regrets it right away
/r/Wellthatsucks
My friend, a pilot, trying to escape enemy fighters finds out his engine is malfunctioning
/r/Jokes
A doctor tells his patient that he will never be the same
/r/Showerthoughts
The first person to use a camera is dead but the first person to paint a picture is still alive
/r/Jokes
A judge asks a murderer if he has any last words before he spends life in prison
/r/Showerthoughts
Human beings have a natural tendercy to song sings
/r/holdmybeer
HMB while I try to jump over my homie in a street fight
/r/unpopularopinion
Day-old coffee is actually better.
/r/Showerthoughts
Alfred Hitchcock's films were meant to be suspenseful but now they are viewed as quaint and charming.
/r/Showerthoughts
There seems to be a huge correlation between how early someone drops out of school and how smart they are
/r/instant_regret
Cocky fencer attempts a foolish move and regrets it right away
/r/Wellthatsucks
My friend, a pilot, trying to escape enemy fighters finds out his engine is malfunctioning
/r/Jokes
A doctor tells his patient that he will never be the same
/r/Showerthoughts
The first person to use a camera is dead but the first person to paint a picture is still alive
/r/Jokes
A judge asks a murderer if he has any last words before he spends life in prison
/r/Showerthoughts